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※ 引述《subaru (June Rod A)》之銘言： : How A-Rod Changed Everything, And Nothing : http://0rz.tw/1b2JD : Of all the pleasures of this whole A-Rod business -- and there are many -- : the best has been watching media outlets like ESPN and the New York Daily : News dance their way around the story while still embracing it and licking : its ear. "SportsCenter," in a move that would have been unfathomable five : years ago, devoted two segments to the story, though you just know there's : going to be an "Outside The Lines" on this within the next six days. : (Bob Ley, we love you, man: Don't blame it on the blogs!) 在A-Rod桃色風波帶來的一籮筐歡笑娛樂之中－真的有很多－而最棒的是，看著幾家媒體如ESPN、the New York Daily News緊緊抱著這個故事不放，一邊吸吮事件的乳汁一邊舞動蠱惑的唇舌。「世界體育中心」，也為這件事開了兩個單元來談，雖然你知道在六天內，ESPN的另一個節目「Outside The Lines」也會聚焦這檔子事。（Bob Ley，我們愛你！你主持的「Outside The Lines」好好看喔！不要在你的部落格上面罵我們喔~） : Meanwhile, the Daily News, scooped on the "story" yesterday, more than : makes up for it today, with an extended piece just full of drippy goodness. : ("A petite stripper at the Hustler Club said A-Rod 'likes the she-male, : muscular type. They brought me up to the champagne room one time. I spun : around once and that was it. I'm not his type.'" We have to tell you, : folks: "A-Rod likes the she-male, muscular type" might be the best : sentence an American newspaper has printed since "Holy Shit! Man Walks On : Fucking Moon!") But don't dare turn to the sports section: There, Bill : Madden gets all "tsk tsk" about the changing media world, and Indignant : Boy Mike Lupica is so above mentioning it. 同時間咧，New York Daily News，似乎是為了彌補昨天漏掉的大獨家，今天刊登了超自high獨家花邊增長版。（「一位在哈死了俱樂部工作的嬌小脫衣舞孃說A-Rod "喜歡肌肉變性人那款的，我跟他們去過香檳間一次，我就只是在裡面跳舞盡力取悅他們而已。我不是他的型。" 我必須告訴你，親愛的同胞們： "A-Rod喜歡肌肉變性人" 這大概是美國報紙界自從 "神聖的屎！人類真他公公的在月球漫步！" 之後最棒的一句話了！」）不要怕翻到體育版：你會看到Bill Madden對轉變中的媒體生態憐憫的”嘖嘖”不休，而憤怒男孩Mike Lupica正發出少男青澀的怒吼。 : As everybody already knew, there's nothing to be surprised about here: It's : an athlete cheating on his wife while he's on the road. Really. The : ultimate takeaway from this, however, is probably a good thing: No longer : do we have to pretend that because an athlete entertains us by running and : jumping, that makes him any different than an actor who entertains us by : pretending to be someone else. As we've said before, no one ever says : "Let's let Tom Cruise's movies speak for themselves." After this, no one : can conceivably use that justification about athletes again. Maybe that's : a good thing, maybe that's a bad thing, but it's a fact, regardless of how : you want to respond to it. Athletes are paid entertainers, and they're : finally being treated that way. And say what you will, but Alex Rodriguez : is certainly being entertaining right now. Who said he wasn't worth the : money? 大家都知道，這事兒沒啥好大驚小怪：就只是一個運動員在客場出賽時爬牆了。真的。掀出這樁桃色新聞，可能失去了什麼東西，不過這或許是件好事：我們不需要再假裝我們光看運動員在場上跑跑跳跳，就覺得夠了，不想知道更多、不想看到更多。那跟一個演員在舞台上假裝他是另一個人，我們就覺得好娛樂啊一點都不想看影藝版還是聊八卦。就像我們以前提過的，沒有人會說：「讓湯姆克魯斯的電影為他們說話吧！」經過這件事，沒有人能再用這當作運動員沒有娛樂價值的藉口了。那或許是好的，也或許是壞的，但不管你有什麼看法，事實就擺在那裡。運動員是花錢雇來的娛樂從業人員，他們終究會受到像藝人一樣的對待。不論你有什麼話想說，現在大家不是正熱烈議論、消費Alex Rodriguez嗎？這就是他的娛樂價值。誰說他不值這麼多錢呢？ --------- 有一句都看不懂就沒翻了若有錯誤或奇怪請不吝指正謝謝!! --------- 話說我看到"Who said he wasn't worth the money"當場擊掌大笑太中肯了 -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 123.195.68.175 ※ 編輯: subaru 來自: 123.195.68.175 (06/02 23:02)