[Note] 鳥兒子是個嘴砲

看板Indians作者 (Schadenfreude)時間18年前 (2007/10/10 13:40), 編輯推噓9(900)
留言9則, 7人參與, 最新討論串1/1
Paul Byrd的兒子居然兔草他老頭 http://msn.foxsports.com/mlb/story/7316734 Taxis won't even screech to a halt when Byrd is scheduled to pitch, and reporters wonder why his team lets him near the park at all. That's right; Byrd couldn't even hail a taxi to Yankee Stadium before clinching the Division Series for the Indians on Monday night. One Manhattan cab driver after another told him, "Sorry, it's rush hour," forcing Byrd to board the subway with Indians assistant general manager Chris Antonetti. As indignities go, Byrd, 36, has suffered worse. His own son is — or was — one of his biggest skeptics. Two years ago, Byrd was pitching for the Angels when his younger son, Colby, 7, made an observation that left him reeling. Colby, as unimpressed with his father as only a son can be, told Byrd that if he was any good, he would be pitching for the Yankees. Rodney, pick up the routine... "He would play this baseball video game and say, 'You know, dad, your stuff's not very good,''' Byrd recalled Tuesday in an interview with FOXSports.com. "He asked, 'Why are the Yankees always so good? Every video game we get, they've got the best team.' I explained to him that they spend a lot of money on players. If a player is really good, they try to trade for him. Usually, they have kind of an All-Star team. "He kind of tucked that away in his memory," Byrd continued. "About two months later, I was signing autographs. He said, dead serious, 'Why would anyone want your autograph?' He said, 'You're not any good, you're just average.' "I said, 'I've been pitching in the big leagues about 10 years. I've done this and that.' He said, 'Dad, if you were any good, the Yankees would have traded for you.' "You talk about an all-time low. I kept waiting for the punch line. But there was no punch line. Nothing." -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 124.10.91.84

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XD
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10/10 13:42, , 2F
看到後面覺得有點討厭...
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orz
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結論: 鳥兒子有上PTT
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10/10 14:49, , 5F
鳥兒子有夠機掰...
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10/10 16:02, , 6F
這個好笑€...
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10/10 17:19, , 7F
鳥大叔向兒子投球吧!做男人間的對決
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鳥兒子會說: 我用A-Rod打爆你 (電玩)
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10/10 18:55, , 9F
鳥 (對鳥兒子): 你老母總比那個跳脫衣舞的好看
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文章代碼(AID): #1736MpnT (Indians)