[外電] 太陽擊敗湖人的七大錦囊妙計

看板Lakers (洛杉磯湖人)作者edison751122 (GO GO Kobe&LBJ)時間16年前 (2010/05/23 15:45)推噓23(23推 0噓 3→)

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http://www.ocregister.com/articles/lakers-249927-suns-nash.html By RANDY YOUNGMAN 一個叫蘭迪的年輕人的專欄XDDD How do you slow down the streaking Lakers? 該如何讓漲潮的湖水低潮呢? ‧Three days off between Games 2 and 3 is a good way to stall the Lakers momentum, but it doesn't go far enough. Schedule home playoff games 10 days apart, and the Lakers are sure to lose interest eventually. Midnight tipoffs might help, too. There's no wayPhil Jackson could stay up that late. He's almost 65. 1、讓湖人多休到10天~多幾天吃飽飽~自然就沒準頭了XD 甚至可以午夜比賽~因為老禪師爺爺65歲了~一定沒體力指揮調度的~ ‧Tell Steve Nash to pull a Meadowlark Lemon and dribble the ball around and through defenders for the entire 24-second clock before attacking the basket. Nash should be able to draw a foul from Andrew Bynum most of the time, which means two points for the Suns, because Nash was a 93.8 percent free throw shooter during the regular season. 2、讓飄髮哥進攻24秒內一直盤球，往籃下製造霸南的犯規，霸南應該會經不起飄髮的誘惑而犯規，而且飄髮哥的命中率高達93.8%!! ‧Every time the Suns score, take out Amar'e Stoudemire, who plays defense like Venus de Milo (the armless statue) and put in Louis Amundson. Then your team has a chance to actually stop a Laker from driving down the lane for an uncontested layup. 3、把野獸放在板凳上，因為他只有樣子嚇人，但是防守卻讓很多人幸運的進球，如果換上Louis Amundson，湖人隊可能才會以實力進球而不是靠運氣。XDDD ‧Put 7-foot center Robin Lopez under the basket to play defense and keep your other four players at the offensive end. Eventually, Ron Artest will ignore the 4-on-1 break and throw up a stupid shot, enabling Lopez to grab the rebound and fire the ball downcourt for a bunny. 4、讓Lopez 1個人守5個，其他4個太陽隊球員在進攻端等待，這時後脫褲阿泰可能會玩太開心而投球不進，Lopez這時候搶下籃板，長傳給進攻端輕鬆得分。 ‧Have someone put a gift basket of candy and pastries – heavy on chocolate truffles, éclairs, creampuffs, chocolate-covered cherries – inLamar Odom's locker about a half-hour before the opening tip. He won't be able to resist. 5、太陽可以在比賽前1個半小時，在老二的櫃子裡放很多糖果，愛吃糖的老二就會忘我的吃著糖果而忘記比賽，這樣老二也不會幸運的進球而是幸運的吃著糖果XDDD。 ‧Put a note in Kobe Bryant's locker, with a forged Phil Jackson signature, asking him not to shoot so much. 6、模仿禪師爺爺的筆跡命令老大不准投籃。 (但是可以灌籃或上籃?) ‧If all else fails, pay off the room service staff at the Lakers hotel in Phoenix. You know what we mean. Remember what happened after Kobe ordered a cheeseburger and cheesecake from room service the night before Game 2 of the 2002 Western Conference finals in Sacramento? It wasn't pretty. 7、如果以上招數都失敗...可以付錢給湖人的客房服務...科科科...你知道我的意思XD還記得2002西區決賽第2場...國王是如何取得勝利?? 他們給老大壞掉的食物，科科~結果國王因為老大肚子痛而取得勝利XD You're welcome, Alvin. Good luck. You'll need it. 這七招...請你( Alvin Gentry )服用了XD -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 118.161.130.20

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