[HOT!] Blog- Dmitry Tursunov 5/4
每天必讀的!!又有新的一篇啦!
圖文並茂網頁版 http://www.atptennis.com/en/blog/tursunov.asp
這天寫得比較少,真可惜ToT
因為Dmitry有兩場比賽(單打輸了,雙打和Safin繼續晉級)
今天他簡短說了比賽心得,交代一下上集和兩個女生的恩怨情仇後續發展。
還大談其他球員或治療師用電腦的習慣。
Gael Monfils被寫了一整段瘋狂使用msn紀實,很好笑:D
Thursday, May 4, 2006
I would like to summarize my entire singles match into one sentence,
“Clay is for girls!” I have important things on the agenda, like the
“Blogging War” with Bryanne and “Cold War” with Katerina so I can't
be losing sleep over some loss. While Bryanne's weaponry is her laptop
and a squad of writers, Katerina is not so fortunate so I feel like I owe
her an apology. Really, the only reason why wrote that is that I was
extremely jealous that she picked Marat and not me. She should know that!
Besides, it’s not like I said anything bad… I think people should be
able to laugh at themselves. In any case, Katerina, I'm sorry! Let's be
friends!!! We can practice on adjacent courts anytime!
Now, let's get to Bryanne. It's not fair! She gets the whole day to do her
blog and I do mine in the evening. I see her with the laptop everywhere!
Lounge, press room, even on a tennis court… She should sign up for Blog
Addict Anonymous.
So she guessed right about me flirting! Boo hoo hoo!!! Logic shmogic…
That's why I hate combined tournaments. Always some smart girl gets in
the way… The only way is to get rid of the adversary. (see photo)
I guess it's getting fairly late in the week and everyone is leaving.
Elena Vesnina couldn't take any more abuse in billiards, so she left.
So did Rodionova, my best friend when it came to gossip. She probably
went to see her BF who is a DJ. Now that's a smart move! If you want
quality dance music for free then just date a DJ. Don't spend time
ripping music off the internet like Dinara Safina.
By the way, fans don't realize how much time tennis players spend online.
Dinara probably has every song on the planet into her laptop.
Marat downloads so many movies it feels like he is planning
to open Blockbuster Video in Moscow.
Gael Monfils is nuts over MSN. A couple of days ago he was sitting
in the lobby and, I'm not kidding, talking on six MSN Windows at the same
time. The guy is like Neo in Matrix. He has no idea what he is writing
anymore or who he is writing to. He just puts “lol” and moves on to the
next window. The girl is probably telling him that her kittens died and he
just says, “lol.” At the same time he is listening to Bow Wow and tries
to sing along. The funniest stuff on Earth. A French dude is trying to rap!
Impossible to watch without a condescending smile! XDD
Then there is ATP trainer Michael Novotny. Sitting in a locker room staring
at the screen from 30 cm. away. Hypnotized by Skype, Yahoo! and MSN. His
computer is lighting up like a Christmas tree with all sorts of warnings, new
message alerts, incoming calls, etc. Between his computer and sniffing all
the glue for the taping jobs he is slowly turning into a zombie.
People in a press room are a different breed. They are more advanced than
aliens when it comes to technology. When you walk in there you see a bunch of
tables with laptops and people firing away at the keyboards. It looks more
like a third world sweatshop. They have a few big screens in front of them,
with matches and scoreboards, and one TV in the middle is playing a Walt
Disney cartoon. Ummm… are you writing a story on Snow White and the Seven
Dwarfs? They aren't the eight people who get into Shanghai at the end of the
year! But everyone in this room is equipped with the latest gadgetry. They
look like Rambo with all that equipment:. Laptop, cell phone, PDA, beeper,
Blackberry, Blueberry, even Strawberry! These guys are ready at any given
moment to send, receive, print, copy and download any report on Snow White.
Anyway, I had a long day today so I can't write that much anymore. Two
matches, a draining war with Bryanne, and a late dinner with the doubles
crew. We went again to the same restaurant and poor lobsters got a heart
attack inside an aquarium when they saw us walk in. But it was the crab that
should have been scared. I'm sure he'll be missed!
PS - Please check out my web site.
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