[衛報] 小法布趣圖

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http://football.guardian.co.uk/gallery/0,,1746706,00.html 衛報趣圖藝廊這次的主題輪到小法布 Absolutely Fabregas http://tinyurl.com/pz7n3 Over-priced Louis Vuitton hats off to Jamie Carter for this brilliant pastiche of Absolute Fabulous. We particularly enjoyed Arsene Wenger as Patsy. （看不太懂？ABFAB？前瑞典歌唱團體ABBA？） Cescmate（性感隊友） http://tinyurl.com/prbjq "Poor Pat blew a head gasket when he realised that he had ditched a Highbury legend-in-the-making for a wanton fling with an Old Lady," says Nigel Coen. （韋拉在小法布進球的那一剎那氣爆了，因為瞭解到他所離開的槍手有個正在茁壯中的偉大球員） Renaissance Masterpiece（文藝復興鉅作） http://tinyurl.com/ocxrd "After Shrouding Turin, Cesc returns to his other miraculous duties like healing the sick and infirm, although some cases are truly hopeless," writes John Leonard. （小法布在杜林之役後，繼續他其他行奇蹟的職責） I want to break free（我要自由） http://tinyurl.com/pfge6 "Cesc already had a long career in the music business," reckons Chris Aldridge. （小法布走向音樂事業？這條歌是不是Queen的？） Real chance of Cesc going?（小法布去皇馬？） http://tinyurl.com/omvuy Could a good World Cup make it difficult for Arsenal to keep hold of their Spanish wizard?" asks Paul Davies. （加泰隆尼亞人學安奈卡出走皇馬！？茄~~） Cescapology（小法布學） http://tinyurl.com/ekgbf "Hope you love this," says Michael Fairclough. "I have a ￡1,300 council tax bill to pay so a free ￡100 bet would be a start!" Keep trying, Michael. （看不太懂，意思是如何以小搏大嗎？去問問教授吧） Karate Cesc（功夫小布） http://tinyurl.com/h9xwz "Just as Mr Miyagi had to use special healing powers on Daniel San so hecould get through the fight, Fabregas's sensi, Arsene Wenger, had to use some magic to heal Cesc for the Juve showdown," says Tom Mitchell. （功夫小子Karate Kids的翻拍版，主角是小法布，師父是溫格） Cesc Fabulous http://tinyurl.com/jn8tt "When not playing football, young Cesc likes nothing more than just hanging out and having a laugh with his friends," says Gary Burns. （Vote for Cesc!!!） Because He's Worth It http://tinyurl.com/kjepu "Although he has been receiving many plaudits for his recent displays on the pitch," says Leo Byrne. "But Cesc still had only had one true love." （小法布多變的髮型。這張圖的標題好像是廣告詞 XD） Great pretender（王位顗覦者） http://tinyurl.com/hr8pv "When Patrick Vieira went back to Highbury, people said Fabregas was the pretender to the crown of best midfielder in the world," says Lassana Tunkara. "Immediately I thought of James Edward Stuart." As you do. （小法布覬覦韋拉那位置一陣子了） Arsebo! http://tinyurl.com/mnt7r "Cesc sure did pay the price for beating an Old Lady," chuckles Pat Lockley. （這個好笑！卡配羅申請禁令，讓小法布在足球比賽裡不准在海布里毆打老婦人 XD Arsebo是取諧音ASBO，ASBO = Anti-Social Behaviour Orders，這條在法令主要對付那些年輕無所事事卻到處惹事的英國不良青少年） Fab Gift（棒透的禮物） http://tinyurl.com/eo4nb "Perhaps Joan Laporta will consider sending brandy and cigars the next time David Dein calls?" asks Gary Burns. （Courtesy from Laporta） Fabre-gas（新燃料） http://tinyurl.com/hcmbe "Arsene Wenger says throw out your old dirty fossil fuel and switch to new cleaner, faster and more reliable Fabre-gas," says Howard Jones. （溫格要舊燃料韋拉對大家說再見，因為他有一桶新燃料--Fabre-Gas。 XD 看不太懂bootane這字，是指butane丁烷？那個版友懂化學的解釋一下？） Child's Play http://tinyurl.com/jqu8p "Gianluca Zambrotta found baby Cesc's performance so endearing that he just wanted to pick him up and give him a big hug," says Joe Lenehan. （看到小法布踢的這麼棒，Zambro也想抱他一下） Teen Goon http://tinyurl.com/kn34q "Anyone else think Cesc looks like Teen Wolf?" asks Rob Coke. It's just you, Rob （小法布長的像小狼人？） -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 80.229.140.103