[閒聊] 續約笑話集...
據說現在隊長在教授家談判中
明天就要出發去國家隊了 時間有點趕哪
等待消息的推特上冒出各種續約笑話...
He signs when he wants.
他想簽就能簽。
Hleb and Flamini are at Wenger's house to show RvP what happens when you
leave Arsenal. This has to work.
冰淇淋布跟米妮在溫格的家，告訴RvP離開阿森納後會發生什麼。這很有用。
Clichy and Nasri join the meeting persuading Robin to join City.
In comes Frimpong and they both run away.
克里西跟納斯里參加了這場會面，試圖說服羅賓加入城城。
結果福林澎一進來，他們就被嚇跑了。
Diaby was due to be the bouncer on the door for the RvP meeting, but he was
ruled out due to injury.
迪亞比本來要在門口幫這場會面把風的，但他因傷病退出。
RvP gets up to leave. Vermaelen stares at him menacingly. RvP sits back down.
RvP起身打算離開，藥水惡狠狠地瞪著他，RvP又坐了回去。
Asked why meeting took so long, RvP said, "It took me 3sec to sign my
contract. Then we sorted out Shaqueel's. He doesn't read."
被問到這場會面為什麼花這麼久的時間，RvP回答：「我只花三秒鐘就簽了合約。
然後我們開始解決我兒子的合約。他還不識字。」
Theo Walcott has text John Terry to let him know RvP's wife is home alone.
小老虎傳簡訊給蔣特里，告訴他RvP的太太現在一個人在家。
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博君一笑啦 XDD
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選擇題：這球是在中場被(1)德榮所截斷的，由(2)德榮在後場大腳傳球給在禁區附近的
(3)德榮，再由(4)德榮助攻給在禁區內的(5)德榮，最後再由(6)德榮倒掛金鉤漂亮地打
進了這一球。
φ(._. )> Killbaga
請問以上小題分別指誰？ a) Nigel de Jong b) Siem de Jong c) Luuk de Jong
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