[分享] 100種進傷兵名單的方式:超市買水受傷

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明尼蘇達雙城隊內野手 Jose Miranda 正經歷糟糕的一週 明尼蘇達雙城隊內野手 Jose Miranda 這週過得不太順利。首先,他在週末因為一個尷尬 的跑壘失誤而被降級到小聯盟。接著,在週二,他因為以最奇怪的方式扭傷左手而被列入 傷病名單:在 Target 超市購買瓶裝水時受傷。 根據明尼蘇達Star Tribune報導:他週一休息日在 Target 購物時受傷。一箱水從他手中 滑落,當他在箱子掉落前重新抓住時,感到疼痛。 將 Miranda 的手部扭傷列入棒球怪異受傷史應該是合理的,就像 Sammy Sosa 因打噴嚏 而傷到背部、Clint Barmes 攜帶鹿肉時絆倒骨折鎖骨,以及 Glenallen Hill 在做了一 個關於蜘蛛的噩夢後掉進玻璃桌而受傷的案例一樣。 今年26歲的 Miranda 本季在雙城隊的開局不穩定。在他前36次打擊中,他的打擊率 僅為.167/.167/.250 (OPS+ 18),打出一支全壘打和五分打點。 Miranda 此前已證明自己是明尼蘇達隊的重要貢獻者,在本賽季開始前的286場比賽中 ,他的OPS+達到104。 雪上加霜的是,Miranda 的傷勢恰逢雙城隊正關注先發游擊手 Carlos Correa 的傷情。 Correa 因左手腕疼痛而退出了週二對紐約大都會隊的比賽。目前尚未確定他是否需要一 段時間休養恢復,但理論上,這種可能性本來可以為 Miranda 在未來幾天重返大聯盟球 隊打開大門。 Minnesota Twins infielder Jose Miranda is not having his best week. First, he was demoted to the minors over the weekend after making an embarrassing baserunning gaffe. Then, on Tuesday, he was placed on the injured list after straining his left hand in the oddest way possible: while purchasing a pack of bottled water at Target. Here's more on Miranda's malady, courtesy of the Minnesota Star Tribune: He sustained the injury during the Saints' off day Monday shopping at Target. A case of water slipped from his grasp, and he felt pain when he re-grabbed it before it fell. It's probably fair to go ahead and place Miranda's strained hand in the annals of weird baseball injuries, right next to Sammy Sosa hurting his back sneezing; Clint Barmes fracturing his collarbone after tripping while carrying deer meat; and Glenallen Hill falling through a glass table after having a nightmare involving spiders. Miranda, 26, was off to a shaky start this season with the Twins. In his first 36 trips to the plate, he'd hit .167/.167/.250 (18 OPS+) with a home run and five runs batted in. Miranda had previously established himself as a solid contributor for Minnesota, posting a 104 OPS+ in 286 games entering this season. To add insult to literal injury, Miranda's ailment comes at the same time the Twins are on injury watch for starting shortstop Carlos Correa. Correa departed Tuesday's contest against the New York Mets because of soreness in his left wrist. It's to be determined if he will need some time on the shelf to get hearty and hale, but, at least in theory, that possibility could have opened the door for Miranda to rejoin the big-league roster over the coming days. https://t.co/GMwEUo5BNj CBS Sports -- ◢███◣ █ ◢███◣ █ ◢███◣ █◤ ◥█ █ █◤ ◥█ █ █◤ ◥█ █ █ ██ █ █ █◣ ◢█ █ █ █ █ █ ◥███◤ █◣ ◢█ █ █◣ ◢█ █ ▅▅▅▅▅ IU - Palette ◥███◤ █ ◥███◤ █ █ █ https://youtu.be/d9IxdwEFk1c
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04/17 13:06, 1天前 , 1F
水超級重的,這不意外
04/17 13:06, 1F
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04/17 13:06, 1天前 , 2F
掉進玻璃桌那個是怎樣
04/17 13:06, 2F

04/17 13:07, 1天前 , 3F
原來是一箱水 真的蠻重的
04/17 13:07, 3F

04/17 13:09, 1天前 , 4F
海盜有一個現成的游擊手可以用
04/17 13:09, 4F

04/17 13:10, 1天前 , 5F
為啥要買水?大聯盟不提供水?
04/17 13:10, 5F

04/17 13:10, 1天前 , 6F
掉進玻璃桌是指在上面睡覺嗎
04/17 13:10, 6F

04/17 13:11, 1天前 , 7F
一箱水我可能會閃不會去接,只能說職業本能很深刻。
04/17 13:11, 7F

04/17 13:11, 1天前 , 8F
聽過最扯是玩吉他英雄受傷
04/17 13:11, 8F

04/17 13:12, 1天前 , 9F
搶雞蛋嗎
04/17 13:12, 9F

04/17 13:14, 1天前 , 10F
上次還有吃沙拉受傷的
04/17 13:14, 10F

04/17 13:19, 1天前 , 11F
吃沙拉的差點升天
04/17 13:19, 11F

04/17 13:20, 1天前 , 12F
脫衣服受傷呢?
04/17 13:20, 12F

04/17 13:25, 1天前 , 13F
打噴嚏跟這些比真的滿正常的
04/17 13:25, 13F

04/17 13:28, 1天前 , 14F
打噴嚏是蠻容易拉傷一些地方的
04/17 13:28, 14F

04/17 13:29, 1天前 , 15F
一箱水真的就放手掉地上比較好
04/17 13:29, 15F

04/17 13:30, 1天前 , 16F
我覺得最離譜還是Zumaya玩吉他英雄受傷
04/17 13:30, 16F

04/17 13:31, 1天前 , 17F
就自己家裡要喝的水吧 為啥不能買水= =
04/17 13:31, 17F

04/17 13:34, 1天前 , 18F
一整箱摔到地上 感覺本能上會用腳去緩衝吧==
04/17 13:34, 18F

04/17 13:35, 1天前 , 19F
大聯盟會提供球員家的衛生紙嗎?
04/17 13:35, 19F

04/17 13:35, 1天前 , 20F
一箱很重 砸到腳也可能是腳受傷
04/17 13:35, 20F

04/17 13:37, 1天前 , 21F
無奇不有
04/17 13:37, 21F

04/17 13:38, 1天前 , 22F
這意外的其實很正常 一箱水超級重
04/17 13:38, 22F

04/17 13:39, 1天前 , 23F
#1dyChzR7 (MLB) 題外話 看隔壁翻譯的文 會裝球隊免費水
04/17 13:39, 23F

04/17 13:39, 1天前 , 24F
回家的人可能不少
04/17 13:39, 24F

04/17 13:46, 1天前 , 25F
不過水掉地上也可能破一堆
04/17 13:46, 25F

04/17 13:46, 1天前 , 26F
但水沒多少錢
04/17 13:46, 26F

04/17 13:46, 1天前 , 27F
我買 1.5 公升瓶裝水一箱 12 瓶就 18 公斤了 (1.5 公升 =
04/17 13:46, 27F

04/17 13:46, 1天前 , 28F
1.5 公斤, 再乘以 12 瓶)
04/17 13:46, 28F

04/17 13:49, 1天前 , 29F
空中抓一箱水...
04/17 13:49, 29F

04/17 13:50, 1天前 , 30F
這我也會去接 然後受傷還不能進傷兵名單要繼續上班 慘
04/17 13:50, 30F

04/17 13:52, 1天前 , 31F
想也知道是唬爛的
04/17 13:52, 31F

04/17 13:52, 1天前 , 32F
500cc*36瓶 一次採買就搬好幾箱 真的重
04/17 13:52, 32F

04/17 13:52, 1天前 , 33F
之前打噴嚏臀部拉傷 花了一年才好
04/17 13:52, 33F

04/17 13:59, 1天前 , 34F
施力的瞬間不對就會受傷了 倒楣但不意外
04/17 13:59, 34F

04/17 14:13, 1天前 , 35F
這個就是搬重物受傷,其實很常見啊
04/17 14:13, 35F

04/17 14:14, 1天前 , 36F
其實搬東西就是要蹲低再搬才不容易急性拉傷
04/17 14:14, 36F

04/17 14:31, 1天前 , 37F
這個算可以理解的受傷原因。
04/17 14:31, 37F

04/17 15:04, 1天前 , 38F
之前誰按遙控器受傷的?那個也很扯
04/17 15:04, 38F

04/17 15:10, 1天前 , 39F
玻璃桌那個記得是夢到蜘蛛嚇得從床上彈起來
04/17 15:10, 39F

04/17 15:11, 1天前 , 40F
然後就摔到床邊的玻璃桌上全身割傷
04/17 15:11, 40F

04/17 15:12, 1天前 , 41F
還有一個是拿刀劃開DVD的封膜 結果失手插進肚子
04/17 15:12, 41F

04/17 15:26, 1天前 , 42F
數鈔票數到受傷也不意外
04/17 15:26, 42F

04/17 15:33, 1天前 , 43F
水本來就是很重的東西,這還算合理
04/17 15:33, 43F

04/17 15:34, 1天前 , 44F
Glenallen Hill本身則是很嚴重的蜘蛛恐懼症患者
04/17 15:34, 44F

04/17 15:40, 1天前 , 45F
瓶裝水未必比自來水乾淨
04/17 15:40, 45F

04/17 15:46, 1天前 , 46F
我的前兩名還是彈葵花籽跟吉他英雄
04/17 15:46, 46F

04/17 15:48, 1天前 , 47F
踩到仙人掌可能不夠扯 但是很好笑
04/17 15:48, 47F

04/17 15:56, 1天前 , 48F
有些地區的水真的難以入口
04/17 15:56, 48F

04/17 16:29, 1天前 , 49F
掉進野豬陷阱永遠是我top 1
04/17 16:29, 49F

04/17 16:54, 1天前 , 50F
期待有一天有修乾 到進傷兵名單~
04/17 16:54, 50F

04/17 17:53, 1天前 , 51F
這種真的算可以理解的 其他更扯的
04/17 17:53, 51F

04/17 18:18, 1天前 , 52F
還有要燙襯衫但是穿在身上燙 導致進傷兵名單的
04/17 18:18, 52F

04/17 18:45, 1天前 , 53F
笑死
04/17 18:45, 53F
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