[情報] Jose Mourinho ㊣
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/funny_old_game/4316082.stm
The ego is branded
By Chris Charles
We've always known he was a bit special, now Jose Mourinho is set to become a
national trademark.
Chelsea have applied to register their manager's name with the UK Patent
Office, allowing him to promote everything from knickers to nutcrackers.
A Chelsea spokesman confirmed the application had been lodged and told BBC
Sport they were covering all eventualities - by listing as many products as
they could think of.
The incredible inventory contains hundreds of different items, including
lipstick, cigarette holders, handbags, dresses, nappies and romper suits.
(口紅、煙嘴、手提包、女裝、尿布和銅妝等等。)
But what is Mourinho likely to be plugging in the future?
How about a new beer called 'Mour the Merrier'? Or perhaps a more established
brand...."If Carlsberg did egotists...."
(啤酒)
He could do a nice line in lingerie - "Special Fun from the Special One" - or a
sexy aftershave: "L'amour-inho: Scent by Angels."
(女用貼身內衣褲，廣告標語下的不錯XD)
British Telecom might do worse than employ Jose's services - "It's good to talk
(and talk...and talk)" and there could even be a demand from Pampers - "Not
afraid of big jobs".
And finally, how about a Grecian 2000-style cover-up for that famous salt and
pepper hair?
"No grey, Jose" (does exactly what it says on the tin).
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這是真的還假的??!!XD
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