Re: [聯賽盃] 準決賽第二回合

看板FAPL作者 (( ′▽`)-o█)時間10年前 (2014/01/23 22:24), 編輯推噓31(3107)
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: Full Time Report. : PRM Manchester United 2:1 Sunderland PRM(!!) : Mackems won 2-1 on Penalties. (!!!) http://www.espn.co.uk/football/sport/story/276413.html 昨晚曼聯意外(?)在點球大戰敗給新特蘭無緣前進溫布里 與同城死敵曼城競逐聯賽盃冠軍,肯定讓不少球迷心碎對吧。 所以昨天(週三)深夜英國時間大約10點半左右的時候, 大曼徹斯特警署(Greater Manchester Police, GMP) 接到一通來自北曼徹斯特Crumpsall區的999報案專線電話, 報案人喝得爛醉地在電話裡要求警方找去年剛退休的 Sir Alex Ferguson聊聊曼聯這場比賽到底怎麼回事 φ(._. )>φ(._. )>φ(._. )>φ(._. )>φ(._. )>φ(._. )>φ(._. )>φ(._. )> 當然這通「報案」電話不可能完成他的願望就是了XD 大曼徹斯特警署北區分署後來在他們的Facebook專頁上表示, (https://www.facebook.com/GMPManchesterNorth) 「昨晚約2230PM時一位來自北曼徹斯特Crumpsall區的男士 在酒醉狀態下撥打了999報案專線,要求與Sir Alex Ferguson 會談昨晚的比賽結果。很明顯地,當您支持的足球球隊輸球時 是很讓人悲傷沮喪的事情,但是請各位記住,999專線僅供緊急事態時使用。 若有其他與警方勤務相關之非緊急情形案件,您可撥打101專線。 如果您想與Sir Alex聊聊最近的比賽結果,我們曼徹斯特警署北區分署 僅能在此建議您試著直接致電曼聯球會,如此一來與打電話給警方相比, 您應該可能(唯非絕對)會有更好的機會與他聊上些話。」φ(._. )> Last night, at approximately 22.30pm a man from the Crumpsall area of North Manchester rang 999 in a drunken state demanding to speak to Sir Alex Ferguson about last night's result. Obviously, it can be a sad and depressing moment when your football team loses a game, however can we all please remember that 999 is to be used for emergencies only. For any other police related enquiries that are not an emergency, you can ring 101. If you would like to speak to Sir Alex about recent football results we here at GMP Manchester North can only suggest you try ringing Manchester United FC directly as you will probably (not definitely) have a much better chance of getting through to him there rather than ringing the police. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ 另外GMP的Chorlton派出所在他們的Twitter頁面上呼應了一下昨晚的比賽: 「Chorlton地區拾獲足球一顆;初步調查顯示這顆球應該是Phil Jones的。( ̄﹁ ̄||)」 Football found in Chorlton; early investigations suggest it may belong to Phil Jones ;/ XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD(暗指昨晚Phil Jones在點球大戰中踢飛) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ φ(._. )> -- 「我不過才33歲,我想還不是可以動筆寫回憶錄的年紀。 不過我會考慮動筆寫慕尼黑的夜生活指南!」    -Oliver Kahn -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 220.136.6.163

01/23 22:26, , 1F
Phil Jones躺著也中槍XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
01/23 22:26, 1F

01/23 22:28, , 2F
http://ppt.cc/Yfwn Paddy Power表示已經準備好了說
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01/23 22:28, , 3F
XDDDDDDDDDD
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01/23 22:29, , 4F
Phil Jones XDDDDDDDDDD
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01/23 22:31, , 5F
XDDDDDDD超好笑
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01/23 22:33, , 6F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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01/23 22:36, , 7F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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01/23 22:38, , 8F
曼聯派出所 與您一同為曼聯加油!
01/23 22:38, 8F

01/23 22:41, , 9F
之後肯定會再撿到幾顆...
01/23 22:41, 9F

01/23 22:44, , 10F
這超好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDD
01/23 22:44, 10F

01/23 22:50, , 11F
XDDDDDD躺著也中槍!!!!
01/23 22:50, 11F

01/23 23:02, , 12F
十顆點球可以不進七顆 真的是英格蘭....
01/23 23:02, 12F

01/23 23:04, , 13F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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01/23 23:20, , 14F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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01/23 23:22, , 15F
曼聯沉淪還不算緊急事件嗎
01/23 23:22, 15F

01/23 23:37, , 16F
你們再這樣 Jones又要臉部抽筋injured啦~
01/23 23:37, 16F

01/23 23:38, , 17F
Phil Jones好口憐XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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01/23 23:59, , 18F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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01/24 00:08, , 19F
XDDDDDDDDDDDD
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01/24 00:12, , 20F
派出所你這太嘲諷 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
01/24 00:12, 20F

01/24 00:16, , 21F
瓊斯沒有躺槍啊 就是他踢飛的 英勾欄點球 真是無言
01/24 00:16, 21F

01/24 00:18, , 22F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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01/24 00:25, , 23F
太歡樂了XD
01/24 00:25, 23F

01/24 00:37, , 24F
太幽默XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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01/24 01:02, , 25F
意外個屁
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01/24 01:06, , 26F
靠杯 文沒看完先推文 Romas表示:......
01/24 01:06, 26F

01/24 01:21, , 27F
真的笑死........XDDD
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01/24 06:42, , 28F
XDDDDD
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01/24 08:22, , 29F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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01/24 08:44, , 30F
瓊斯XDDDDDD
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01/24 09:01, , 31F
XDDDDDDDDDD
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01/24 09:20, , 32F
一堆刁民. 要換帥去找政府幹嘛, 要去包圍老闆!!
01/24 09:20, 32F

01/24 12:06, , 33F
怎麼會叫後衛去踢點球...他又不是特別會射 還有是Ramos
01/24 12:06, 33F

01/24 13:17, , 34F
先示範給霍太公看啊,讓他之後排順序有個底
01/24 13:17, 34F

01/24 13:53, , 35F
Ramos
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01/24 14:43, , 36F
比起Puncheon的宇宙開發,Jones火候還差一些
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01/24 17:19, , 37F
XDDDDDDD
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12/09 11:10, 6年前 , 38F
比起Puncheon的 https://muxiv.com
12/09 11:10, 38F
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