[外電] NBA Trade Value

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NBA Trade Value By Bill Simmons 最有交易價值的前50名球員 Part1 http://www.grantland.com/story/_/id/7664492/nba-trade-value-part-1 Part2 http://www.grantland.com/story/_/id/7666048/nba-trade-value-part-2 這是一篇很長的文章,就快速簡易翻有尼克或有興趣的段落。 基本規則: 1.該球員薪資得考慮進去 2.該球員年紀得考慮進去 3.假設交易當天可以不用考量salary cap 4.球隊不會交易排名比該球員還後面的球員。 ex: Jeremy Lin 排34名,尼克不會考慮用他交換35~50名的球員。 先來看看去年是50名內,但今年掉出排名之外的球員。 : DeJuan Blair (no. 50 last year) had a spirited "who knows, maybe he can play : 15 years with no ACLs!" DeJuan Blair"就算沒有ACL,他也能在NBA打15年吧。只有天知道" : Danny Granger (44) is the captain of the "Guys Paid Like Franchise Players : Who Aren't Franchise Players" All-Stars Danny Granger"被付了大牌球星的薪水但卻不是大牌球星" : Kevin Martin (43) is like a bottle of scotch: It's more fun to regift him : than to keep him Kevin Martin"就像瓶蘇格蘭酒,寧願送人也不想留著" : there are 65 million reasons why Nene (42) didn't make it Nene"掉出榜外的原因有六千五百萬個" : we might need to introduce Andrew Bogut (40) to Phoenix's training staff soon Andrew Bogut"需要太陽隊的醫龍" : David West (33) lost an ACL and Chris Paul David West"同時失了去ACL和CP3" : Lamar Odom (31) proved he wasn't kidding when he turned down Portland's : lucrative free agent offer in 2010 by saying, "You don't understand, I need : to live near the beach" Lamar Odom"拒絕了Portland的大把合約。他說你們不了解,我喜歡住在離海灘很近的地方" : Carlos Boozer (29) spray-paints his own hairline Carlos Boozer"忙著用髮膠抓出他的髮線" : Kevin Garnett (28) looks like "The Ageless KG" some nights and "The Washed-Up : KG" other nights Kevin Garnett"有時當天打爆別人。有時隔天被打爆。 : Amar'e Stoudemire (20) is 27 months away from legally changing his name to : "Amar'e's Expiring Contract." Amar'e Stoudemire"剩下27個月,就會回復到合約年表現的Amar'e" 下面是一些今年遺珠: : Brook Lopez: Dwight Howard averages more rebounds per quarter. Let's all stop : pretending those two names can exist in the same trade. Thanks Brook Lopez"DH12平均每節抓的籃板就比他平均每場還多" : Tyreke Evans: When somebody makes a documentary about the 2011-12 Kings, it's : either going to be called The Sacramento Black Holes, Tyreke Takes It Himself : or Wide Open: The Chuck Hayes Story. And the trailer is definitely going to : have Paul Westphal or Keith Smart screaming Norman Dale-style, "What did I : tell you guys? I want no passes before every shot! You hear me? NO PASSES!" Tyreke Evans"如果今年國王有部紀錄片,標題會是:Tyreke是國王的大黑洞 ,Tyreke 自己射了或大空檔射了。        ,or 這是一部Chuck Hayes悲憤撿子彈的故事" : Al Jefferson: Can't decide if Al's recent revelation, "Hey, it's taken me : eight years to realize that if I pass the ball outside and guys hit open : shots, it helps free me up, I guess better late than never" should move him : higher or lower. Al Jefferson"花了八年才了解到,把球傳給大空檔的隊友,有助他在禁區肆虐,        現在才知總比永遠無知好" : Joakim Noah:The great news: It's really fun to Photoshop his hair on other : NBA players. As we're going to prove in Part 2 of this column. Joakim Noah"把他的頭髮用Photoshop剪貼到其他球員身上是最有趣的事了" 請看 http://ppt.cc/4oBR 正式排名: : GROUP N: "I Wouldn't Take This Call If I Knew He Was Definitely Sticking : Around" Group N:"如果他們不在旁邊偷聽,倒是可以好好談這筆交易" 50. Ryan Anderson 49. Roy Hibbert 48. Josh Smith : GROUP M: "Sorry We're Being Irrational, It's Just That We Don't Want Him to : Come Back and Haunt Us" Group M:"我們看似不理性。但我們只是不想交易他到敵隊後,回來射爆我們" 47. Derrick Favors 46. Evan Turner 45. Eric Gordon : GROUP L: "Unsung Heroes With Favorable Contracts" Group L:"埋沒的英雄。對該隊是有利的合約" 44. Ty Lawson 43. Paul Millsap 42. Danilo Gallinari 41. Tyson Chandler 40. Anderson Varejao 39. Marcin Gortat 38. Kyle Lowry : GROUP K: "Sorry, It's Been Crazy Around Here … Actually, Can I Call You : Back?" Group K:"抱歉哦,這邊有點亂。我可以待會再回電嗎?" 37. Zach Randolph 36. Steve Nash 35. Stephen Curry : GROUP J: "We'll Consider It If You Throw in 500 Million Dollars" Group J:"你先給我5億美金,我再來考慮" 34. Jeremy Lin : This feels about right. It's certainly better than being ranked between Sean : Marks and Zabian Dowdell. : GROUP I: "The Young Guns" Group I:"一群青春的肉體" 33. James Harden 32. Mystery Player A 31. Derrick Williams 30. John Wall 29. Paul George 28. Sergeballu LaMu Sayonga Loom Walahas Jonas Hugo Ibaka 27. Al Horford : GROUP H: "Thanks Anyway, But He Should Probably Retire With Us (and It Would : Be Bad Karma If He Didn't)" Group H:"謝謝。但他將會在這裡退休" 26. Tim Duncan 25. Manu Ginobili 24. Paul Pierce : GROUP G: "Too Young, Too Cheap, Too Good … Stop Calling Me" Group G:"太年輕,太便宜,太好。請別再打給我" 23. Ricky Rubio 22. Mystery Player B : GROUP F: "I'm Hanging Up and Calling You Back From a Pay Phone" Grup F:"我先掛斷,讓我用付費電話回你電哦" 21. Andrew Bynum 20. Deron Williams 19. Carmelo Anthony : Dear New York Knicks fans, 親愛的紐約粉司們 : I know you're a little testy right now because Linsanity was so much fun, and : now it's not as much fun. I know it's easy to redirect your anger and angst : at someone whose name rhymes with "Bardello." Just remember … 我知道你們最近有點不耐煩。但麻煩你們不要把炮火指向Melo,下面有幾個原因 : A. Your team is struggling because its schedule got tougher post-Linsanity, : and because you have a floating bull's-eye on you right now (not because : 'Melo came back). A.目前賽程比二月時還艱難 : B. You might want to give one of the best pure scorers of the last 20 years a : couple more weeks adjusting to TWO new point guards without any real practice : time before deciding this situation can't be redeemed (especially when those : two point guards are a de facto rookie and someone coming off back surgery : who hasn't been relevant in three years). B.你們應該給過去二十年來,最佳純進攻手之一的Melo一些時間去調整  他們沒有什麼練習時間去磨合。 : C. Ask Portland fans what they think of Ray Felton. Ask Denver fans what they : think of Timofey Mozgov. You basically acquired Carmelo and the cap space to : sign Tyson Chandler for Danilo Gallinari and Wilson Chandler.4 I'm pretty : sure ANYONE ON THE F-ING PLANET would make that trade again. C.問問拓荒者粉絲對Felton的看法。問問金塊粉絲對Mozgov的想法。  獲得Melo反而讓尼克有薪資空間去簽Tyson。 所以去年實際上的交易是 Melo <->Gallinari and Wilson Chandler. 我很確信在地球上的每一個人,都會認同進行這交易。 : D. You're focusing your frustrations on 'Melo because it allows you to avoid : the elephant in the room … you know, Amar'e's : uninsured/un-amnesty-able/cap-killing contract ($83 million through 2015), : his general doughiness, his egregiously awful defense and the fact that he : seems a half-step slow permanently. None of this is Carmelo's fault. D.Amare擠爆薪資空間。他的爛防守和變慢的腳步並不是Melo的錯 : E. I went to Sunday's nationally televised Knicks-Celtics game in Boston. : Carmelo made what seemed to be the clinching basket; Pierce made a 3 to tie; : then Carmelo had a chance to win the game in regulation. As 'Melo was getting : off the shot, everyone in the building had a collective slow-motion heart : attack. Noooooooooooooooooo! We all thought that shot was going in. In my : opinion, seven 2012 players make opposing fans crap their pants in a big : moment: Kobe, Wade, Durant, Rose, Dirk, Carmelo … and just on reputation : alone, Ray Allen. If you employ one of those players, you have a better : chance of winning the title than everyone else. That's the way basketball : works. Everything slows down, the pressure turns suffocating, games swing on : one or two possessions, and playoff series hinge on two questions: "Can you : get a stop when it matters?" and "Can you get two points when it matters?" : You have the second question covered thanks to Carmelo. You need to work on : the first question. In short, I think you should give this a few more weeks. : You go 10-deep. Your team is scary. Take a deep breath and enjoy the ride … : and remember, five years ago, the most riveting Knicks-related story you : were following was a sexual-harrassment suit. E.星期天我有去尼克在賽爾提克的球賽。當Melo投出最後那球時,  全場球迷都快得心臟病了,因為他們認為那球會被投進。 我個人認為2012年,在大局面能讓球迷嚇到挫賽的球員有七位  Kobe, Wade, Durant, Rose, Dirk, Carmelo, and Ray Allen 這終結能力在季後賽時是很重要的。 : Sincerely, : Bill Simmons : President of the "I Still Think Carmelo Can Work in New York" Club Bill Simmons"我是'我始終相信Melo可以在紐約大鳴大放'的社團主席" : GROUP E: "You Realize We Could Make the Finals With Him, Right?" Group E:"你應該瞭解到,為了前進到冠軍賽,我們不能沒有他" 18. Chris Bosh 17. Pau Gasol 16. Tony Parker : Group D: "Jeez, I Don't Know … We Have Him at Such a Good Price Right Now " Group D:"Jeez.我根本不知道他現在的交易價值這麼高" 15. Rajon Rondo 14. LaMarcus Aldridge 13. Marc Gasol : GROUP C: "Lemme Save You Some Time: N-O." Group C:"讓我幫你節省點時間吧。答案是:NO" 12. Russell Westbrook 11. Kyrie Irving : GROUP B: "Only If They Asked to Leave" Group B:"只有當他們想離開時,才會有交易" 10. Dirk Nowitzki 9. Kobe Bryant 8. Chris Paul 7. Dwyane Wade 6. Dwight Howard : GROUP A: "Completely and Utterly Untouchable" Group A:"想都別想,完全不可能交易他們" 5. Blake Griffin 4. Kevin Love 3. Derrick Rose 2. Kevin Durant 1. LeBron James -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 99.95.168.13 ※ 編輯: ancova 來自: 99.95.168.13 (03/10 17:16)

03/10 17:16, , 1F
滿有趣的.多謝翻譯
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03/10 17:19, , 2F
辛苦了!!GJ
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03/10 17:24, , 3F
正在看原文,第一段就讓我笑了....
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03/10 17:24, , 4F
好棒的文章, 真有趣, 感謝翻譯
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03/10 17:29, , 5F
Bill Simmons是專業娛樂寫手阿
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03/10 17:32, , 6F
大推
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03/10 17:38, , 7F
推! 別怕3/15號後沒人走 打得還是不好會是冷笑話先走XDD
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03/10 17:38, , 8F
推專業好文
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03/10 17:44, , 9F
瓜迷(or反串酸迷)不想看到甜瓜被罵 可以期待他跟DH互換阿
03/10 17:44, 9F

03/10 17:45, , 10F
這樣不是雙贏 很好阿
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03/10 18:02, , 11F
滿好笑的XD
03/10 18:02, 11F

03/10 18:02, , 12F
我猜他為了把LIN放在Group J(eremy)才排那個名次XD
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03/10 18:03, , 13F
樓上說的很有可能xd
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03/10 18:04, , 14F
34=17x2,有沒有涵意?還是只是剛好?
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03/10 18:05, , 15F
Group J是特地留給林書豪的嗎?跟名字開頭一樣....
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03/10 18:51, , 16F
這篇在護航Melo的同時 還順便酸Amare 真是一點也不厚道
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03/10 18:52, , 17F
就是選一個人酸而已 是有差嗎!!
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03/10 19:42, , 18F
XDDDDDDDDDDD
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03/10 20:34, , 19F
simmons是塞爾提克終身死忠球迷. 有尼克球迷說simmons護
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03/10 20:35, , 20F
航安東尼是因為想看尼克繼續輸下去, 滿好笑的XD
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03/10 20:37, , 21F
強大!多謝翻譯
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03/10 20:37, , 22F
Simmons之前還面談訪問過Obama 算很大尾的球迷
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03/10 23:06, , 23F
你先給我5億美金,我再來考慮 XD
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03/10 23:18, , 24F
拳王排41?這是美式笑話嗎?
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03/10 23:30, , 25F
辛苦了
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03/10 23:37, , 26F
不錯
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03/10 23:59, , 27F
請教一下 回答的是球團的老闆 還是?
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03/11 00:13, , 28F
拳王合約大且有傷病史
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03/11 01:39, , 29F
感謝翻譯!
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03/11 02:18, , 30F
瓜瓜好多人護航 最佳攻擊手沒辦法融入教練戰術? 科科
03/11 02:18, 30F

03/11 02:19, , 31F
敢叫最佳? 那把AI放在哪??
03/11 02:19, 31F
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