[外電] 為了怕酸民沒東西發揮,平衡報導一下

看板Lakers (洛杉磯 湖人)作者 (Lion-hearted)時間16年前 (2010/03/10 16:33), 編輯推噓17(18122)
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來自ESPN的封面報導: http://espn.go.com/nba/dailydime/_/page/dime-100309/daily-dime 標題叫做 Lakers Need Some Help To Stop Raptors 而首頁上寫的引文是 Kobe Bryant made the game-winner to beat the Raps. But the Lakers had an unlikely helping hand. ===================以下是本文====================================== LOS ANGELES -- It says something -- something far from good -- that the Lakers beat the Toronto Raptors thanks to yet another game- winning shot by Kobe Bryant. It says even more that the defensive play of the game was made by a man named Lapo Elkann. Elkann isn't a D-League player the Lakers brought up on a 10-day contract. He's a man who was sitting in his cousin's courtside seats. And with the Lakers ahead by four points and a ball heading out of bounds on their defensive side of the court, Elkann with both of his hands in the air, then knocked the ball off Toronto guard Jose Calderon's head before Calderon could save it. The ball landed out of bounds, last touched by a Raptor, possession awarded to the Lakers, who went on to win 109-107. "Tough play, because it was a two-point game," Calderon said. "I was looking to pass to my teammate. I wasn't looking, and I look back and the guy just hit the ball." Elkann offered an apologetic shake of his hand to Calderon. Ron Artest came over, patted Elkann on the head, and told him "Good D." Elkann truly was sorry he hurt the Raptors. "Having two Italians [Andrea Bargnani and Marco Belinelli] on the team and being Italian, I wished for them to win," Elkann said. "I saw the ball coming on me, and I pushed it." "I'm not an expert in basketball," he said, explaining his ignorance of the rules. "I know more about soccer than I do about basketball." He pulled up his sleeve to reveal a tattoo of the Juventus Italian football club logo. But if he's a soccer guy, he should know you're not supposed to use your hands. "You can't," Elkann said. "The only one who's allowed to use them is Maradona, in the World Cup." 大意就是有位不太懂籃球的足球迷跑去看這場比賽,做在場邊的位置 (不太迷籃球的人買場邊的票,真有錢) 然後在LAL領先四分的時候有顆球滾向界外去,這位仁兄雙手舉起來,在暴龍 隊的後衛Jose Calderon來得及救球之前把球給拍掉了,最後是LAL的球 這位叫做Elkann的老兄跟Calderon握手致歉,然後我們阿泰過去拍了他一下, 跟他說"Good D." 不過Elkann他覺得很對不起暴龍隊,因為他是義大利人,而暴龍隊陣上有兩名 義大利選手,他希望義大利人贏球的(就好像台灣球迷跑去舊金山看球還是會 希望道奇贏一樣,尤其當小小郭在投球,這時如果有台灣球迷干擾道奇三壘手 接殺界外飛球最後漏接,而道奇以一分輸掉了,我想他也會很懊惱) 他說他不是籃球專家啦,還秀一下手上的刺青表示他是足球迷,但記者覺得既 然他是足球迷,他應該要知道不可以隨便用手摸喔 Elkann就說啦「是不能用手碰阿」,「只有馬拉度納才可以在世界盃用手碰球 吧」 =================================================================== 兩分差的比賽... 酸吧,酸吧,酸民們,我怕你們太無聊,酸吧... -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 203.68.164.78 ※ 編輯: animalspell 來自: 203.68.164.78 (03/10 16:40)

03/10 16:34, , 1F
可以調查一下他有沒有賭錢 XD
03/10 16:34, 1F

03/10 16:34, , 2F
幫酸迷想一下台詞...
03/10 16:34, 2F

03/10 16:35, , 3F
早就說不用去跟酸民扯東扯西 拿個冠軍讓他們鬱卒到內傷就好
03/10 16:35, 3F

03/10 16:35, , 4F
不是kobe的話酸沒意思
03/10 16:35, 4F

03/10 16:35, , 5F
酸: 不是整天嗆8個打5個? LA現在是快兩萬個打8個!!
03/10 16:35, 5F

03/10 16:35, , 6F
XD~
03/10 16:35, 6F

03/10 16:37, , 7F
XDDDD
03/10 16:37, 7F

03/10 16:41, , 8F
最後一段很有趣耶XDD Maradona躺著也中槍
03/10 16:41, 8F

03/10 16:45, , 9F
其實他應該要用腳踢?
03/10 16:45, 9F

03/10 16:46, , 10F
Henry也可以,不過是資格賽...
03/10 16:46, 10F

03/10 16:54, , 11F
我也覺得馬拉度那在阿根廷一定覺得耳朵很癢
03/10 16:54, 11F

03/10 16:59, , 12F
馬拉杜那:很抱歉,那是上帝的手
03/10 16:59, 12F

03/10 17:09, , 13F
這樣不行喔,你會被酸民掛在嘴上酸一個月滴 = =
03/10 17:09, 13F

03/10 17:19, , 14F
Steve Bartman !
03/10 17:19, 14F

03/10 17:20, , 15F
轉總版可以嗎?
03/10 17:20, 15F

03/10 17:21, , 16F
元po很無聊........................
03/10 17:21, 16F

03/10 18:57, , 17F
http://tinyurl.com/yf2aj4g 在他旁邊的是Maroon 5的主唱
03/10 18:57, 17F

03/10 19:08, , 18F
原PO比酸民還有趣好嗎
03/10 19:08, 18F

03/10 19:20, , 19F
你這樣也有點無聊...= =
03/10 19:20, 19F

03/10 19:24, , 20F
標題跟最後兩行,我看了也不舒服~
03/10 19:24, 20F

03/10 19:24, , 21F
先講起來當參考阿,這都放在ESPN首頁了,很難忽略啦
03/10 19:24, 21F

03/10 19:29, , 22F
酸民酸的是KOBE 對這新聞應該沒啥興趣
03/10 19:29, 22F

03/10 19:35, , 23F
樓上的歹謝啦,我只是針對那些老找LAL麻煩的人
03/10 19:35, 23F

03/10 19:37, , 24F
harrissmart說的有道理,不過越來越覺得他們沒節制了
03/10 19:37, 24F

03/11 00:20, , 25F
他還趁機酸一下阿根廷。xd
03/11 00:20, 25F

03/11 00:47, , 26F
純噓最後兩行 唯恐天下不亂?
03/11 00:47, 26F

03/11 00:58, , 27F
不然你來翻阿,又不肯出力翻譯又愛嫌= =
03/11 00:58, 27F

03/11 00:59, , 28F
每次看到外電被噓就很無言,我自己看一篇文章不用三分鐘,翻
03/11 00:59, 28F

03/11 00:59, , 29F
一篇要快三十分鐘,我想原PO應該也差不多,花時間做事沒報酬
03/11 00:59, 29F

03/11 01:00, , 30F
就算了,還要被嫌,真是莫名其妙。
03/11 01:00, 30F

03/11 01:30, , 31F
哈哈,娛樂娛樂... 湖人版是個有人情味的地方
03/11 01:30, 31F

03/11 01:31, , 32F
我承認這樣的文字很不客氣,但這裡可是湖人版
03/11 01:31, 32F

03/11 01:31, , 33F
看了20幾年的LAL對無禮的酸民嗆一下也是生物本能
03/11 01:31, 33F

03/11 01:32, , 34F
小弟承認自己的愚昧,不過這種話可別太認真了
03/11 01:32, 34F

03/11 01:33, , 35F
如果在總版這樣貼我被桶那也沒話說了,但這裡是哪裡?
03/11 01:33, 35F

03/11 01:34, , 36F
我到別人的版作客也懂得要保持禮節
03/11 01:34, 36F

03/11 01:34, , 37F
就算別隊的版聚集一堆反湖反科迷我也不可能會去嗆
03/11 01:34, 37F

03/11 01:35, , 38F
但這裡可是湖人迷的家...
03/11 01:35, 38F

03/11 01:46, , 39F
補推 自己人開個玩笑沒關係啦
03/11 01:46, 39F

03/11 02:24, , 40F
幫補 感謝翻譯+蠻好笑的阿XD
03/11 02:24, 40F

03/11 09:37, , 41F
幫推 翻譯很辛苦的
03/11 09:37, 41F
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文章代碼(AID): #1Bbrb3us (Lakers)