[外電] 蓉蓉晉升老大最愛

看板Lakers (洛杉磯 湖人)作者 (Ken Huang)時間16年前 (2010/05/29 09:08), 編輯推噓19(2129)
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http://www.latimes.com/sports/la-sp-plaschke-lakers-20100528,0,2130478.column title:After an inexcusable shot, Ron Artest becomes an improbable hero His ill-advised three-pointer nearly cost the Lakers dearly, but his follow of Kobe Bryant's missed three-pointer gives them a win at the buzzer. 蓉蓉的爛三分一度讓湖人付出慘痛代價,但就在老大的三分絕殺失手後,他 的補藍讓他白白白白白回來了,湖人也因此獲得最終勝利。 "Nooooooooo!" Nineteen thousand fans shouted in unison as Ron Artest threw up the silliest shot of the season, an unconscionable bomb in the final moments, a boneheaded brick. 「Nooooooooo!」 當蓉蓉投出本季最愚蠢的球時,全場一萬九千名球迷向他尖叫著,就好像是 一枚意外的炸彈,這絕對是一次愚蠢的選擇。 "Yessssssssss!" Nineteen thousands fans shouted in unison as Ron Artest threw up the biggest shot of the season, an improbable snatch-and-toss of a Kobe Bryant airball at the final buzzer, a brilliant bank. 「Yesssssssss!」 當蓉蓉投進本季最關鍵一球時,那是一顆老大的天外麵包帶給他的漂亮補籃 -擦板進球,全場一萬九千名球迷又換成了幸福的Yes聲! Get news and stories direct from our Sports desk to your inbox with our daily L.A. Sports Connection newsletter. Sign up No. Yes. No. Yes. It's taken eight months, but the inevitable has finally happened, Ron Artest has officially driven this city mad, turning us into a confused puddle of splattered emotions, turning us into him. 整整八個月,現場都充斥著「Yes,No,Yes,No」的聲音,該發生的都發生了, 蓉蓉終於讓這座城市為他瘋狂了,他讓球迷興奮無比,他讓我們都成為了他 的支持者。! Oh, yeah, he also just pushed the Lakers to within one win of their third consecutive trip to the NBA Finals with a last-second shot Thursday that gave them a 103-101 victory over the Phoenix Suns in a pivotal Game 5 of the Western Conference finals. 沒錯,他在關鍵的西區決賽G5,用最後一秒的絕殺,帶領湖人103-101險勝。 他的一投,使湖人距離連續三年總冠軍賽,又躍進了一大步。 It was his biggest shot ever! Well, sort of. 毫無疑問,這是他投進的最偉大一球。 "My biggest layup," he said afterward. "I missed lot of layups in the regular season." It was his biggest win ever! Um, kind of. "'Win by 30, win by one, it's just a win," he said. 賽後蓉蓉說:「這是我最屌的一次上籃,例行賽我失手了很多空檔還放了很多槍。」 無庸置疑,這也是他最偉大的一場勝利。他說:「贏30或贏1分,都是贏嘛!XD」 Judging from the way he jumped into Bryant's arms after snatching victory out of the jaws of overtime, we can at least assume that the flighty Artest realized he made the winning basket in what could end up being the biggest victory of the season. Or did he? 就在他投進那讓湖人避免進入加時的絕殺,並且迅速投入老大懷裡,我們可以 推斷那個搞不清楚狀況的傢伙,應該終於明白了是他扔進的致勝一球。那可能 會是本季最偉大的一球。或者,他真的懂嗎? After removing himself from the on-court celebration, he sprinted back through the cheers and confetti into the Staples Center tunnel as if this had been any other game. After a furious search, officials who needed him on the court for the requisite television interviews found him standing in the Lakers' locker room, alone. 當他終於掙脫了腐人隊的擁抱後,在滿天的彩帶和歡呼下他快速進入球員通道, 就像平常任何一場比賽一樣。現場需要他回來做採訪,當湖人的媒體費盡全力 找到他時,他正在更衣室發呆呢! "Usually after a game, I like to move on," Artest said. Later, sitting at the interview table alongside the nattily dressed Derek Fisher, Artest looked like he had just finished working on his car. Fisher was wearing a cream-colored sweater and purple shirt. Artest was wearing what appeared to be a wrinkled black Lakers souvenir T-shirt. 蓉蓉:「通常比賽過後,我會繼續向前看。」 在賽後訪問中,他坐在穿著整齊的魚兒身旁,就好像是剛剛修理完自己的車一樣。 魚兒是一件襯衫+棕色外套,而他則是一件皺巴巴髒兮兮的湖人紀念T。 "He has an uncanny knack of doing things, and sometimes it just works out," Coach Phil Jackson said, grinning. Sometimes it does, and sometimes it doesn't, and sometimes both things occur within the same primal scream, and sometimes that scream is the soundtrack of a season. 禪師:「他總是有這個神奇能力完成比賽,有時候還蠻有用的嘛!XD」 有時行,有時不行,還有的時候只有野獸的叫聲,兩者都可能發生,有時候, 這種叫聲就是整季的縮影。 Thursday was a postcard of that season, Phoenix fighting back from an 18-point deficit to pull within three in the final minute, Artest holding the ball after having made one of six shots in this game, 11 of 32 shots in the last three games combined, and seven of 25 three-pointers in the series. 週四的比賽就像是整個賽季一般,被太陽追回了18的分差,並還在最後幾分鐘 只剩下三分領先優勢。蓉蓉當時只有6投1中,而且在最近三場他也只有32投11 中,這系列的三分球更是只有25投7中。 So what does he do? Naturally, he shot. And, just as naturally, he missed, at which point the normally smart Pau Gasol grabbed the rebound and made the second-dumbest play of the night. He threw it back to Artest. And, just three seconds into the shot clock, standing beyond the three-point line, Artest flung it up there again. It turns out, a season of frustration with a new system morphed into one desperate heave. 所以,接下來他會怎麼做?很自然的,他又投籃了,感覺理所當然!在某個時 間點上,平常很聰明的姊姊抓下籃板後,竟然蠢到把球扔給蓉蓉。僅僅只有三 秒,蓉蓉就這樣把球又扔向籃框了。這就好像,整整一個球季都沒法融入球隊 ,最後只好絕望的開始亂扔三分。 "There's a new system for me ... I'm trying to somehow, you know, make it work for the team," said Artest, who was brought here to replace last year's postseason hero, Trevor Ariza. "So that's kind of why I took that shot." 蓉蓉:「對於我來說這是一個全新的球隊...你們知道我已經很盡力在融入了!」 對於替代上季季後賽英雄-Ariza,蓉蓉:「這就不難解釋我為什麼要投那球了吧!」 It was such a dumb shot, seemingly the entire Staples Center crowd literally shouted, "No!" when it left his hands. "It's not always a good shot, but nobody's perfect," Artest said. "We were up three. I was hoping to go up six." 那個投籃真的有夠蝦的,當他準備投籃時,全場都在對他喊「No!」 蓉蓉:「那不是一個好的投籃選擇,但有誰是完美的,我們當時領先三分,我只 是想擴大成六分!」 It was such an awful decision that, after it clanked and Phoenix took possession, Jackson spent part of the ensuing timeout scolding Artest, who frowned like a reprimanded child and looked in the other direction. "He was trying not to listen to me, very hard," Jackson said. 對於那個愚蠢三分,之後被太陽掌握住籃板後,禪師叫了個暫停開始怒吼蓉蓉。 而他,就像是一個被罵慘的孩子一樣皺著眉頭還撇開頭。 禪師:「當時他根本鳥都不鳥我...」 It was such a horrific play at such a terrible time, that, after the Suns then tied the score with a crazy banked three-pointer by Jason Richardson with 3.5 seconds remaining, Jackson nearly yanked him. 那是一個在最壞情況投出的最蠢的球,太陽馬上控制住球權,之後他們藉由JR23 的打板三分追平比數,時間還有3.5秒,禪師簡直要抓狂了。 "I don't know why I left him in the game," Jackson said. "I actually questioned myself when I put him out there on the floor." 禪師:「我當時真的不知道幹嘛把他留在場上」 「當我要讓他回到場上時,我懷疑了一下」 But Jackson somehow kept the faith, and Artest somehow figured that Bryant's last-second shot would be short, and somehow he ran from the other side of the court and sneaked between Phoenix defenders and picked it off in mid-air and threw it in. 禪師最後還是堅持了自己的第六感,蓉蓉不知怎麼感覺到老大的那投會偏短,他從 另外一邊衝過來,穿過太陽一堆防守者,在空中直接接住老大的麵包,帶著滿滿的 愛投進絕殺。 Incidentally, has anybody else noticed that Kobe Bryant's two most important shots this postseason have been misses? 順帶一提,有人注意到老大季後賽的絕殺都偏歪嗎? (另一球是雷霆G6,當時是姊姊獲得老大的愛) "Just staying with it," Artest said. "Just trying to play my part and see what happens." Later, while Artest was answering his final question, the interview-room ceiling began to rumble. "Was that an earthquake or something?" he said, looking up, startled. "Wow." Something like that. Wow, indeed. 蓉蓉:「持之以恆。」「我只是盡力扮演好我的角色,然後靜待奇蹟發生。」 最後,當蓉蓉正要回答最後一個問題時,天花板發出了隆隆的聲音。 「剛剛有地震嗎?(娘)」蓉蓉吃驚的抬頭看:「WOW!」 蓉蓉就是這樣,讓人摸不著頭緒! ---- 蓉蓉與姊姊在這一回合戰成平手...................................XD 不過,湖人這種複雜的系統,蓉蓉這點智商能夠搞懂嗎?唉~期待奇蹟出現 -- ╔══════════════╗ ╔網頁設計.網站建置.css排版.seo優化。http://ultrasquare.ihost.tw/║-╠讓您花小錢也能達到最大行銷利益。 ╚══ Ultra Square ══╝ ╚致力將設計做到最好最極限。 -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 122.126.113.28

05/29 09:28, , 1F
推外電!!!
05/29 09:28, 1F

05/29 09:32, , 2F
推!!!!!
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05/29 09:55, , 3F
Kobe對雷霆那球不是偏短 應該是稍微大力 打到框後端
05/29 09:55, 3F
感謝提醒,改成偏歪比較合理... ※ 編輯: Ken52039 來自: 122.126.113.28 (05/29 09:57)

05/29 10:05, , 4F
想看他的修車裝XD
05/29 10:05, 4F

05/29 10:19, , 5F
只好推了
05/29 10:19, 5F

05/29 10:49, , 6F
蓉蓉迅速投入老大懷裡.是因為絕殺的喜悅.還是純粹只是
05/29 10:49, 6F

05/29 11:42, , 7F
kobe->劉備 阿泰->張飛 gasol->關羽 fisf->黃忠 ?
05/29 11:42, 7F

05/29 11:55, , 8F
Kobe才不是劉鼻涕那種愛哭鬼,不能用三國人物來比喻。
05/29 11:55, 8F

05/29 12:05, , 9F
劉備是王牌高人氣演員,外加比小強還難殺的劉家血統
05/29 12:05, 9F

05/29 12:05, , 10F
所以是...
05/29 12:05, 10F

05/29 12:15, , 11F
推~
05/29 12:15, 11F

05/29 12:30, , 12F
推 你翻得好可愛!!
05/29 12:30, 12F

05/29 13:18, , 13F
Kobe起碼也是趙雲吧....
05/29 13:18, 13F

05/29 13:22, , 14F
不 趙子龍人見人愛~KOBE是夏侯惇~亦正亦邪~
05/29 13:22, 14F

05/29 13:23, , 15F
XD
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05/29 13:23, , 16F
不,老大是葉問:我要切爆五個....(誤)
05/29 13:23, 16F

05/29 13:25, , 17F
老大應該要算成馬超才對.....
05/29 13:25, 17F

05/29 13:33, , 18F
馬超也可以~不過馬超沒有老大命~雖然當過老大~?
05/29 13:33, 18F

05/29 13:33, , 19F
這樣說來只有曹操夠格 = =
05/29 13:33, 19F

05/29 14:58, , 20F
錯了 KB是蔣幹 每個處理球都會被講幹 不管湖迷或酸迷
05/29 14:58, 20F

05/29 15:34, , 21F
kobe->呂布 阿泰->張飛 gasol->關羽 fish->月英
05/29 15:34, 21F

05/29 15:39, , 22F
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05/29 15:51, , 23F
fytnship你有創意XDDDDDD
05/29 15:51, 23F

05/29 16:01, , 24F
KOBE -> 劉禪 扶不起的...
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05/29 16:04, , 25F
樓上贏不了就不要再掙扎了,論酸人你不是我的對手。
05/29 16:04, 25F

05/29 16:52, , 26F
FUkobeCK -> ...我覺得他應該配不上誰吧
05/29 16:52, 26F

05/29 18:08, , 27F
他們兩個抱在一起的樣子我看了真是邊笑邊含淚...
05/29 18:08, 27F

05/29 19:29, , 28F
{淚}是怎麼回事@@
05/29 19:29, 28F

05/29 21:24, , 29F
FUkobeCK->小卒 不重要嘛~(  ̄ c ̄)y▂ξ
05/29 21:24, 29F

05/29 21:38, , 30F
小卒還可以幫推塔...應該是給人練功的cp 螃蟹之類的
05/29 21:38, 30F

05/29 22:55, , 31F
FUXXXX>>>肥肥 打贏是不是會掉肉
05/29 22:55, 31F

05/30 09:31, , 32F
吞食天地2XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
05/30 09:31, 32F
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