[轉錄][外絮] R.Artest:湖迷都想看些刺激的

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※ [本文轉錄自 NBA 看板 #1DWjw0Vf ] 作者: cat0806 (Cater) 看板: NBA 標題: [外絮] R.Artest:湖迷都想看些刺激的 時間: Fri Mar 18 12:24:30 2011 僅摘譯部分,詳情請點:http://goo.gl/65YjX "Our season ticket holders, they come to the game with Grey Poupon. Slice of bread, and some silverware. It's good. It's a different type of thing. They're eating caviar. They've got manicures on the floor. You can get [a] manicure, pedicure. How many arenas can you get a pedicure and watch the game?" Artest表示:那些有我們的季票的觀眾,都會帶點Grey Poupon(一種芥末醬)來看比賽, 外加切片麵包以及鍍銀餐具。這很好,與眾不同! 他們會吃著魚子醬,在球場邊修指甲,你可以在這裡美化指甲、修腳, 你想想有多少地方的球館可以讓你一邊修腳指甲,一邊看比賽的? It's certainly true Lakers fans, in or out of the arena, are hard to impress. 真正的湖迷,都很難對比賽有深刻印象,不管場內場外。 "They've seen winning all the time, so they want to see something more exciting... If I moonwalk after I get a rebound, that's exciting," Artest explained. "If [Andrew Bynum] does, like, a cartwheel, take his shirt off, and [puts] electrical shocks on his nipples and starts doing the Electric Slide, that's exciting." 「他們只看贏球的比賽,所以他們要看點特別的才能感到刺激.....。 如果我抓下籃板,來個月球漫步,那才叫刺激。 如果Bynum來個那麼一下,側手翻,脫掉上衣,拿兩個電極夾住乳頭, 開始跳滑步舞,那才叫刺激。」 -- 這啥小啦 -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 118.160.143.87

03/18 12:25,
(- -)b
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Bynum:.....................................
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03/18 12:25,
阿泰今年場外發言比場上表現精采多了
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03/18 12:26,
是勒嘔啥?
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03/18 12:26,
阿泰.............
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03/18 12:27,
你可以再玩一次奧本山試看看阿=w=
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03/18 12:28,
阿泰 : 你還沒講第一排都在換名片
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03/18 12:28,
阿泰:月球漫步!!! 光頭克勞佛:逼逼走步!!
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03/18 12:28,
阿泰如果來SBL灌籃大賽,田壘都得靠邊站
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03/18 12:28,
太有創意了~~~
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-- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 111.243.227.65

03/18 12:35, , 1F
XD
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03/18 12:36, , 2F
還以為他指的是劇場@@
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03/18 12:44, , 3F
真是寶.........
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03/18 12:55, , 4F
巴鍋時從天花板爆個火花也不賴 ..
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03/18 12:56, , 5F
蟲大爺在這方面應該是宗師
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03/18 13:13, , 6F
XDDDDD 這哪招
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03/18 13:19, , 7F
去看WWE吧...
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03/18 13:20, , 8F
XDDDDDDDDDDDD 為什麼Bynum要用電及夾乳頭?
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03/18 13:29, , 9F
XDDDDDDDDD
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03/18 13:31, , 10F
哈他腦子裡到底裝啥 太妙了
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03/18 13:41, , 11F
我懷疑他早就想對Bynum這麼做... Bynum:= ="...
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03/18 13:50, , 12F
電擊夾乳頭........ NBA要開始拓展18+市場了嗎 = ="
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03/18 14:04, , 13F
我們阿泰很乖,會說這些一定是被朋友帶壞的.....
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03/18 14:30, , 14F
原來Bynum跟阿泰私底下都這樣玩的||||
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03/18 14:57, , 15F
我好想知道Bynum怎麼回應XDDDDDDD
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03/18 15:02, , 16F
夾乳頭是三小XD
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03/18 16:17, , 17F
.....Bynum看到他的發言應該很想打人吧
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03/18 16:29, , 18F
這三洨XD
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03/18 16:47, , 19F
阿泰真是個活寶 XD
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.......
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03/18 16:54, , 21F
..........SM嗎?
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XD.......
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03/18 17:33, , 23F
(" ̄▽ ̄)-c< ̄⊿ ̄")
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03/18 20:02, , 24F
XD阿泰
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03/18 21:05, , 25F
喔~~~~~.......
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03/18 22:56, , 26F
不影響季後賽結果的話還不錯阿~! XD
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03/18 23:53, , 27F
告白了
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03/19 00:28, , 28F
一度以為誤走Joke版 XDD
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08/08 13:30, , 29F
阿泰如果來SBL灌籃大 https://noxiv.com
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12/11 20:05, 7年前 , 31F
電擊夾乳頭...... https://daxiv.com
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