[閒聊] KB's Nicknames For His No-Name Teammat
http://www.complex.com/sports/2014/10/kobes-no-name-teammates/
忘了在哪裡看到這篇, 蠻有趣的. 這作者簡單介紹 Kobe 目前的快樂夥
伴, 列出他們的真實暱稱也列出了 Kobe 怎麼叫他隊友還有他們之間的
對話. 看來 Kobe 不是只有叫他們 Fisher 啊啊啊. 大家可以點進去看,
圖也蠻有趣的.
(註: 我也不知道這篇的真實性有多高, 大家看看就好啊啊啊)
下面試翻幾個 Kobe 跟隊友的對話順便賺點 P 幣, 其實我也不知道有
沒有翻對 XD.. 有錯的話請指正一下
2. Carlos Boozer
"The high pick & roll is ours all year if you want it. I'll open
up for the pass around the dotted circle then you could--"
"Somebody please tell Hairtastrophe I don't talk to has-beens."
"如果你要的話這一整年高位的 Pick & Roll 都是我們的. 我會在這虛線
圈圈的周圍拉出空間, 然後你可以--"
"有誰麻煩跟 Hairtastrophe (不懂什麼意思, 有災難性頭髮的人? 囧)
講一下, 我不跟已經走下坡的人講話的."
3. Jabari Brown
"Any advice on what I can do to up my game, Kobe?"
[Checks back of jersey] "Shannon Brown...you still here?"
"可以給些建議我還能做些什麼來幫助比賽嗎? Kobe."
[檢查 Brown 運動衫的背後] "Shannon Brown... 你還在?"
4. Jordan Clarkson
"What's up? Name's Kobe."
"Man I know who you are. I'm Jordan."
"What?"
"Jordan."
"What?"
"Jordan."
"WHAT?"
"Jor-dan."
".................what?"
"Clarkson...?"
"Nice to meet you, Clarkson."
"有什麼事? 我是 Kobe"
"我知道你是誰. 我是 Jordan."
"什麼?"
"Jordan"
"什麼???"
"Jor-dan"
".....什麼????"
"Clarkson...?"
"很高興見到你, Clarkson."
8. Jordan Hill
"We've actually been through a lot, Hill."
"...And yet you still can't call me by my first name?"
"What name was that again?"
"Jordan."
"What?"
"JORDAN."
"What was that?"
"Jor–...fuck it. I'm not doing this again."
"我們在一起好像有一段時間了, Hill"
"... 然後你還是不能叫我的名字?"
"你的名字是什麼了?"
"Jordan."
"什麼?"
"JORDAN."
"那是什麼?"
"Jor-... 幹你娘, 我不會再幹這種蠢事了"
(看來 Kobe 不接受其他人叫做 Jordan. XD)
10. Ryan Kelly
"Hey, Kobe. Should I pivot off my left or my right foot here?"
"Why is The Trainer asking me for low-post advice?"
"嘿, Kobe. 在這邊我應該以我左腳還是右腳為中樞旋轉?" (好難翻.. 囧)
"這訓練員幹嘛跟我要低位的建議?"
11. Jeremy Lin
"Run set piece number one! Kobe–set piece one, remember? Run
to the corner–"
*Two claps* *Hands extended asking for ball*
"跑戰術一! Kobe 戰術一, 記得嗎? 跑去那個角落--"
*拍兩次掌* *伸手要球*
(從這邊來看 Lin 是不是還要兼助教?)
12. Steve Nash
"Kobe, I really think if you took up morning beach stretching it
would help with both your stress levels and overall soreness."
"Is Dr. Backiotomy really giving me health tips? Here's a tip: stop
stealing money from the Lakers organization. That's my job."
"Kobe, 我真的認為如果你早上在海灘做伸展會對你的壓力跟整個疼痛很有幫助."
"Backiotomy 博士* 真的在給我健康提示? 我這有個提示: 不要再偷湖人球團的錢了.
那是我的工作."
註*: Backiotomy 的梗好像是來自電影 Half Baked
14. Julius Randle
"Wanna get something to eat after practice, Kob?"
[Looks away] "Somebody tell Black Pau his Spanish is terrible."
"練習完之後要吃點什麼嗎, Kob?"
[看向別的地方] "誰誰誰跟黑色 Pau 說他的西班牙文很糟糕."
(Randle 已經被認定是姐姐二號了!?)
好累, 剩下的懶得翻了...
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感謝樓上幾位, 這個有點難查... 囧
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※ 編輯: nsc (220.129.5.156), 10/11/2014 11:41:37
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