[閒聊] MLB Quietly Euthanizes 120 Unnecessary Players
In what it called a basic housecleaning move, Major League Baseball
euthanized 120 players Wednesday, including Tyler Colvin, Nolan Reimold,
and 118 others deemed inconsequential or redundant. "We just saw Ryan
Spilborghs and Brett Cecil still taking up major-league roster spots and
decided we needed to unclutter things a little," said league rep Gerald
Norris, who added that Geoff Blum, Ryan Doumit, Lyle Overbay, and Daric
Barton all died quickly and painlessly.
"There's always a tremendous glut of outfielders and middle relievers that
we try to burn off before every season starts, like your LaTroy Hawkinses
and Aaron Heilmans and Jonny Gomes and Josh Willinghams. Then there are
just so many prospects to keep track of, so we rounded up Kyle Drabek,
Desmond Jennings, and Mike Trout and took care of them. Just clearing out
the brush." Norris seemed unconcerned that Ryan Howard was among the
euthanized, saying only that his name was really normal-sounding.
http://www.onionsportsnetwork.com/articles/mlb-quietly-euthanizes-120-unnecessary-players,19412/
禮拜三，MLB 作了一次大掃除，包括Tyler Colvin, Nolan Reimold及其它118名
多餘的球員被處以安樂死。
相關人士表示：「當我們看看Ryan Spilborghs和Brett Cecil居然還在打球時，
我們知道是時候要做點清理。」Geoff Blum, Ryan Doumit, Lyle Overbay, 和
Daric Barton都在平靜中死去。
「總是有太多免洗外野手或中繼投手讓我們必要在開季前作點新陳代謝，像
LaTroy Hawkinses, Aaron Heilmans, Jonny Gomes, Josh Willinghams這些，
有太多新秀應該要好好照料，所以需要定期把雜草給拔除掉一樣。」
相關人士不願證實 Ryan Howard是否也在名單中，只說那好像是個菜市場名。
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