[情報] 老虎巨砲軟趴趴

看板MLB (美國職棒/大聯盟)作者時間13年前 (2012/10/26 12:43), 編輯推噓38(39118)
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這篇作者是前面說老虎會輕鬆贏巨人的那位 http://tinyurl.com/9v5euyr 12:15AM EDT October 26. 2012 - SAN FRANCISCO — OK, we know the airlines charge a fee these days for overweight luggage, but come on, couldn't the Detroit Tigers afford to reach into their wallet and pay the penalty? 我知道現在空運會對超重貨物加收錢 但老虎不會付不出吧 Just because Prince Fielder and Miguel Cabrera tip the scales and exceed that weight limit, it's no excuse for the Tigers to leave them behind in Detroit. 只因為左右雙肥超重了 老虎沒道理就這樣不把他們運來吧 We don't know who's playing first base and third base for the Tigers in the World Series, but they can't be Fielder and Cabrera These guys are imposters. 打一壘和三壘的不知道是哪來的工讀生 Fielder and Cabrera are tough dudes, representing the brute strength and power of their blue-collar town, but they've turned as soft as Brie cheese on a warm California day. 巨砲軟趴趴 The Detroit Tigers got beat again Thursday, this time 2-0, by the San Francisco Giants and now trail the best-of-seven series 2-0. 老虎又輸了 If not for Hunter Pence's sacrifice fly in the eighth inning, it would have been the first time since Game 1 in 1986 that a team has won a World Series game without driving in a run. 若是沒有Pence的高犧 這場比賽會成為1986後第一次有隊無打點贏球 That's how insane this has become. Cabrera and Fielder, the most powerful 3-4 combination in baseball, played pepper against the bleachers during the regular season, combining for 74 home runs and 252 RBI. 雙肥是現役最猛左右門神 This postseason, they have managed two homers in 85 at-bats. 但季後賽毫無發揮 Giants third baseman Pablo Sandoval produced that in just two swings Thursday night. 神龍大俠揮兩次就抵過雙肥 This is a Tigers offense that relies on Cabrera and Fielder. This is a Tigers team that relies on Cabrera and Fielder. 老虎需要雙肥 And, they are going absolutely nowhere in this World Series without Cabrera and Fielder. 沒有雙肥 老虎哪裡都去不了 They better show up in a hurry Saturday for Game 3 at Comerica Park in Detroit or this series is going to be over in a hurry. 他們最好快快回神 They were hitless Thursday, and if you can believe it, failed to even get the ball out of the infield. 今天連內野都打不穿 That was the extent of their power. You know you've got problems when the Tigers have to rely on Fielder's speed, and as you guessed, that didn't work out too well, either. 當老虎需要肥王子的速度時 你就知道麻煩大了 而這招大概也沒什麼效 Fielder led off the second inning and let Giants starter Madison Bumgarner's fastball hit him in the right shoulder. Delmon Young followed with a line drive into the left field corner that took a crazy bounce and got past Gregor Blanco. Tigers third base coach Gene Lamont kept waving his right arm, and Fielder kept chugging. Blanco picked it up and hit cutoff man Marco Scutaro (who else?). Scutaro threw a perfect strike (of course he did) to catcher Buster Posey, who tagged out Fielder on a bang-bang play. Fielder screamed in disbelief, but home-plate umpire Dan Iassogna made the correct call. The Tigers, who could have had runners on second and third with no out, instead had a man on second with one out. Jhonny Peralta popped up to first baseman Brandon Belt for the second out. Avisail Garcia struck out. 肥王子硬衝本壘失敗 End of rally. 攻勢結束 Really, end of game. 比賽結束 And, if history holds true, end of the World Series. 世界大賽大概也要結束了 Teams that have taken a 2-0 lead in the World Series have won 41 of 52 times (78.8%). No team has overcome an 0-2 deficit since the New York Yankees began their dynasty in 1996. 洋基之後沒有人在世界大賽逆轉過 If Fielder and Cabrera don't resurface in Motown, this team's World Series performance will be the biggest flop in Detroit since the Edsel, leaving the city in an ugly, dark mood. 如果雙肥持續低潮 這將是汽車業外移後底特律最大的打擊 A night that should have been spent celebrating starter Doug Fister's courage -- he was drilled on the head by a line drive but stayed in the game and retired 12 consecutive batters — instead left the Tigers scratching their heads. 本來要慶祝Fister英勇表現的夜晚 變成老虎抱頭痛哭的夜晚 Well, if nothing else, the Tigers are coming home for — they hope — the next three games. Game-time temperatures are expected to be in the low 40s. Maybe that will wake up the big boys. 或許底特律的低溫可以驚醒這些肥仔 Nothing else is working.. 快束手無策了 -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 140.109.64.77

10/26 12:44, , 1F
提醒一下,請不要使用GAY砲,娘砲之類的用語。
10/26 12:44, 1F
※ 編輯: abc12812 來自: 140.109.64.77 (10/26 12:44)

10/26 12:45, , 2F
改一改吧 雖然是翻譯不過...
10/26 12:45, 2F

10/26 12:45, , 3F
可能會有人檢舉你歧視女性....
10/26 12:45, 3F
※ 編輯: abc12812 來自: 140.109.64.77 (10/26 12:45)

10/26 12:46, , 4F
看它翻譯還滿好笑的XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
10/26 12:46, 4F

10/26 12:47, , 5F
有笑有推
10/26 12:47, 5F

10/26 12:48, , 6F
蠻好笑的XD
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10/26 12:48, , 7F
純推Fister~~~~~~~~~~~~~~悲情勇者
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10/26 12:49, , 8F
翻譯相當簡潔有力
10/26 12:49, 8F

10/26 12:49, , 9F
推錯篇
10/26 12:49, 9F

10/26 12:49, , 10F
看老虎打者的揮棒感覺休息6天真的有差...
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10/26 12:50, , 11F
洋基中槍xd
10/26 12:50, 11F

10/26 12:50, , 12F
至於被對方美技或對方請神的play那又是另一回事了...
10/26 12:50, 12F

10/26 12:50, , 13F
有過該聯冠軍賽橫掃對手後 在WS被橫掃的嗎
10/26 12:50, 13F

10/26 12:51, , 14F
五年前就一次啊
10/26 12:51, 14F

10/26 12:51, , 15F
不就是2007 年的Rockies 嗎
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10/26 12:51, , 16F
SI
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10/26 12:52, , 17F
對 我記得有 不過今年還是有難度
10/26 12:52, 17F

10/26 12:53, , 18F
落磯好像8連勝後4連敗?
10/26 12:53, 18F

10/26 12:54, , 19F
07的Rox季後賽連勝到世界大賽然後一口氣被橫掃XD
10/26 12:54, 19F
※ 編輯: abc12812 來自: 140.109.64.77 (10/26 12:57)

10/26 12:59, , 20F
同一個作者嗎XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
10/26 12:59, 20F

10/26 13:02, , 21F
每天都被打臉 xd
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10/26 13:02, , 22F
雙肥應該擺在供品桌上拜就好 怎麼會跑到球場上呢?
10/26 13:02, 22F

10/26 13:04, , 23F
推好文和翻譯 XD
10/26 13:04, 23F

10/26 13:05, , 24F
玩全沒感覺 就兩個不討喜的胖子
10/26 13:05, 24F

10/26 13:17, , 25F
老虎比較像06年WS那次 本來也是4-0拿下分區冠軍 結果休太
10/26 13:17, 25F

10/26 13:20, , 26F
久 手感整個噴掉...WS 4-1被紅雀拿下
10/26 13:20, 26F

10/26 13:22, , 27F
老虎教練團怎麼回事啊...
10/26 13:22, 27F

10/26 13:35, , 28F
惹上屍毒的可能性?畢竟在疫區待了幾天
10/26 13:35, 28F

10/26 13:37, , 29F
推翻譯
10/26 13:37, 29F

10/26 13:37, , 30F
腫成大餅臉了
10/26 13:37, 30F

10/26 13:46, , 31F
打一壘和三壘的不知道是哪來的工讀生 XDDDDDDDDDDD
10/26 13:46, 31F

10/26 13:49, , 32F
沒有海報錯了嗎
10/26 13:49, 32F

10/26 14:02, , 33F
ALCS輕鬆過本來就是假象,並非老虎太好,而是洋基表現太軟
10/26 14:02, 33F

10/26 14:12, , 34F
其實是翻譯好笑XDDDDDD 不然是很認真的 哈哈哈哈
10/26 14:12, 34F

10/26 14:25, , 35F
SFG:kate跟SI都是我們派出去的間諜
10/26 14:25, 35F

10/26 14:33, , 36F
「洋基之後沒有人在世界大賽逆轉過」並不是在表洋基,那句講
10/26 14:33, 36F

10/26 14:34, , 37F
的是洋基王朝之後,不是洋基本身被逆轉的事
10/26 14:34, 37F

10/26 14:36, , 38F
推翻譯 (翻的好像RAP歌詞 XD
10/26 14:36, 38F

10/26 14:53, , 39F
底特律胖虎隊 VS 舊金山技安隊
10/26 14:53, 39F

10/26 15:11, , 40F
汽車業外移後底特律最大的打擊 XDDDDDD
10/26 15:11, 40F

10/26 15:12, , 41F
所以他是自己打臉了嗎(?)
10/26 15:12, 41F

10/26 16:07, , 42F
我想知道作者的臉 現在到底有多腫 ( ̄ε(# ̄)
10/26 16:07, 42F

10/26 16:09, , 43F
單純看近期數據 就可以判斷輸贏的話 用電腦模擬即可
10/26 16:09, 43F

10/26 16:10, , 44F
作者當作世界大賽在打好看的嗎
10/26 16:10, 44F

10/26 16:13, , 45F
其實汽車業外移後,後來綠化還有犯罪率降低耶,還好吧?
10/26 16:13, 45F

10/26 16:36, , 46F
汽車業外移後底特律最大的打擊 XD
10/26 16:36, 46F

10/26 18:13, , 47F
老虎再強只要上帝站在巨人那邊也沒用
10/26 18:13, 47F

10/26 18:25, , 48F
誰叫一堆人唱衰巨人 巨人隊的逆襲再度上演 不要不信邪
10/26 18:25, 48F

10/26 19:29, , 49F
原作者爛死了,見風轉舵譁眾取寵的寫作方式
10/26 19:29, 49F

10/26 19:33, , 50F
真的超想噓下去,為了原PO才推的
10/26 19:33, 50F

10/26 20:43, , 51F
就不知道預測這種事情惹到誰了?
10/26 20:43, 51F

10/26 21:34, , 52F
老虎打線:現在不是春訓嗎?
10/26 21:34, 52F

10/26 22:23, , 53F
"老虎很強"真的是ALCS印象加分太多 不然從季賽到ALDS
10/26 22:23, 53F

10/26 22:24, , 54F
真的不覺得這季老虎有明顯的強過其他季後球隊 短期賽亦然
10/26 22:24, 54F

10/26 22:34, , 55F
跟08年另外那隻0-16的貓科動物比哪個打擊比較大??XD
10/26 22:34, 55F

10/27 01:43, , 56F
事後諸葛的筆者一堆阿 看看一開始有多少人說DET會打爆SF?
10/27 01:43, 56F

10/28 14:31, , 57F
Wbc的翻版...一堆鄉民認為的神人都只能勞賽的份
10/28 14:31, 57F

11/02 07:44, , 58F
真的超想噓下去,為了原 https://noxiv.com
11/02 07:44, 58F
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