[情報] Exclusive (And I'm Serious): The NBA …
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作者: popstarkirby (一人一千P 救救批歐批) 看板: NBA
標題: [情報] Exclusive (And I'm Serious): The NBA Will Ban Mavs' Caro
時間: Thu Feb 25 10:02:31 2010
http://www.dallasbasketball.com/fullColumn.php?id=2636
The NFL is cracking down on human-growth hormones. Major League Baseball
has had enough of steroids.
And the NBA? A DallasBasketball.com investigation (seriously) reveals that
the NBA is committed to curing basketball of oral fixations. … and therefore
Caron Butler – who suddenly is unavailable to go tonight against the Lakers
due to a negative reaction to a medication – is going to have to perform
without his weird addiction of chewing plastic straws.
Yes, I’m serious!
The immediate issue, of course, is Caron’s absence for tonight. Without
him, the Mavs will have to scramble to find matchup advantages against the
West-leading Lakers.
But the far-reaching issue is the plastic-straw controversy.
“They say it’s against the rules,’’ Mavs owner Mark Cuban told DB.com
just moments ago. “That’s all I know.’’
We’ll spend some more time on this as we go. (You know we will! This is
serious!) But for the moment, we will ponder why Chancellor Stern – who
surely has bigger fish to fry, what with CBA rules-bending and dress-code
violations and stuff – would bother with this … now.
For quite some time during Butler’s pro career, he’s chewed plastic
straws (preferably from McDonald’s) at a rate of about 12 per game. As far
as we know, he’s done it for scores of Wizards games as he earned a pair of
All-Star berths.
Maybe this can go to arbitration? Maybe Billy Hunter (or Gloria Allred)
can get involved. Or maybe Caron can find a stick of gum that tastes like
plastic?!
But there's the scoop.
So …
NFL在抓使用荷爾蒙的
MLB在抓使用類固醇
據說NBA現在要治療
比賽時喜歡嚼東西的
Caron Butler前幾天在訪問中提到
他喜歡"嚼吸管"
Butler今晚對湖人不會上場
小牛官方是說受到藥物的副作用
Butler職業生涯嚼了不少吸管
據說他一場比賽會嚼12隻
他獨愛麥當勞的
嚼吸管的習慣跟他上場表現不知有無關係
對聯盟禁止Butler嚼吸管
Cuban表示聯盟只說
比賽中嚼吸管違反聯盟規則
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