[搞笑]論語先進篇十一
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作者: lovemegaera (斷螯) 看板: Baseball
標題: [搞笑]
時間: Sat Apr 22 13:08:53 2006
鯨總、象總、蛇總、熊總侍坐,子曰:「壘上有人,欲推之進,何如」鯨總率爾而對曰:
「次棒貧弱,強攻難為,攻勢不點不發,點來發也」。夫子哂之。「蛇總,爾何如?」對
曰:「一壘走者非速,為避雙殺,吾復點也。」子問熊總「爾,點何如?」對曰:「異乎
三子者之撰。」子曰:「何傷乎,亦各言其戰術也。」曰:「我隊打線人稱暴力,為求氣
勢,弗點。非但不點,更任打線便秘而不易」夫子喟然嘆曰:「吾欲點也。」
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