[外絮] Overly Excited NBA Benchwarmers已回收

看板NBA (美國籃球)作者KenRock (He'll Come Back)時間13年前 (2013/05/13 11:54)推噓13(13推 0噓 3→)

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Overly Excited NBA Benchwarmers NBA之瘋狂開特力守護者聯盟 By Elias Ahmed http://0rz.tw/jUFZo ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- 20. Kings Rejoice　　國王的慶祝 The Kings win the pennant! Wait no they didn't, it's basketball, and they won a regular season game against the Knicks. Jimmer we wanted so much more for you. #Thisisawinforthem 圖片: http://0rz.tw/heQWI 圖解: 國王隊得總冠軍了!!! 喔~不~不是。這是一個絕殺球，他們在常規賽贏尼克隊了。 Jimmer - 我們好需要你喔。(隊友紛紛路過他，去擁抱別人。) 影片: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDatcdlTzL4

----------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- 19. Raptor Cookin'　　煮飯的暴龍 It's one thing to be a benchwarmer, it's another to be a benchwarmer for the Toronto Raptors. Quincy Acy deserves an award of some sort. Stern get him his own shoe! 圖片: http://0rz.tw/o7EWb 圖解: 當一個板凳是一回事，而當暴龍隊的板凳又是另外一回事。我想Quincy Acy的表現應該值得一座NBA阿基師獎。 Stern幫打造一雙屬於他的鞋子吧。 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- 18. Turiaf Smash!　　屠夫大門之地雷震(http://0rz.tw/yuzfU ) Ronny needs some medical attention, this isn't a joke. 圖片: http://0rz.tw/HEqpl 圖解: Ronny需要一些醫療幫助，我是認真的。 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- 17. Giddy Golden State　　放蕩的勇士 Andris Biedrins makes this clip amazing. His contract however... 圖片: http://0rz.tw/bTaPt 圖解: Andris Biedrins在這個影片裡面棒極了! 但是他的合約...... ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- 16. Knickerbockers Spazzin'　　瘋狂的尼克酒鬼們 Teams should be required to keep an old vet precisely so they can mimic Kurt Thomas. Pretend he's the only guy in the room and this goes next level. 圖片: http://0rz.tw/WcAQw 圖解: 這支球隊必須將Kurt Thomas這個老兵留下，這樣他們才能繼續模仿他。假裝他是這個空間中唯一的人，這又是另一個境界了。 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- 15. Pistons Last Shot　　活塞的逆轉(失敗) Genuine excitement turns to bitter sadness. Austin Daye's face is just too real to not laugh at. They keep missing shots like these and the fans will start throwing drinks at the home team. 圖片: http://0rz.tw/V7MkA 圖解: 初於狂喜，終於狂悲。 Austin Daye的臉太過真實了，讓我不笑也難。如果他們再繼續這樣打鐵下去，他們的粉絲將會開始在主場亂扔飲料。 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- 14. DC Chillin'　　令人心寒的華盛頓 Wait the Wizards won on a game winner? Chris Singleton, that's the most energetic you've been all year. 圖片: http://0rz.tw/XUhku 圖解: 等待巫師隊獲得一場勝利? Chris Singleton，這是你今年表現最積極的一次呀。 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- 13. Orlando's B-Team　　奧蘭多的第二陣容 Quick, name anybody in this clip not named Hedo! 圖片: http://0rz.tw/sGQza 圖解: 快! 快叫出除了HEDO以外，其他球員的名字。 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- 12. Oh, JaVale　　喔~麥基 No NBA list would be complete without a JaVale McGee appearance. He's not a benchwarmer but still, it's JaVale. 圖片: http://0rz.tw/EK3r5 圖解: 如果沒有JaVale McGee的出現，那這份名單就不夠完整了。他不是板凳最深處的人，不過，他是麥基。 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- 11. D-Rose Amped Up　　蓄勢待發的玫瑰 Sadly this year D. Rose actually was a bench warmer, and a really hype one at that. 圖片: http://0rz.tw/qlxqv 圖解: 很遺憾地，本季D.ROSE因傷守護著開特力。這是他本季最激情的高光。 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- 10. Synchronized Kicks　　雙人踢擊 Hey sometimes the real players even get it on the act with their bench warming brethren. That's team unity right there. 圖片: http://0rz.tw/Z4lWj 圖解: 嘿! 有時候真正的傑出球員也能夠在板凳上與隊友完成美技。這表現出灰狼的團結一致。 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- 9. Catching the Spirit 吸取查克拉 He just found out they're getting new warmups! This won't be the last appearance for Sacre, though. 圖片: http://0rz.tw/crCHT 圖解: 他們在一起做最潮的暖身動作。(Sacre在集氣!) 當然，這不會是Sacre的最後一次因此上鏡頭。 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- 8. Tony Allen Freaking Out 東尼大暴走 Reactions to big plays are almost better when you can keep as straight a face as possible. The bench warmers are almost scared of Tony. 圖片: http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/1089246/wttf.gif

圖解: 讓大個子兒們表現一下，總比只看你那張臉好吧。開特力守護者們都因TONY而受驚了。 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- 7. Robin Lopez Loses It　　高潮的魯賓 If you ever wondered what happened to Brooke's shagged-out twin brother, this is what he's doing. He's definitely the fun twin. 圖片: http://stream1.gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs/589434_o.gif

圖解: 如果你曾懷疑過籃網隊Brook的雙胞胎兄弟Robin是有多瘋狂，這個圖片可以見證。　　　Robin真的是兩個人之中，比較好玩的那個。 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- 6. No Touching　　不準摸！ Kent Bazemore will show you how to do this, son! 　　　　圖片: http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/1947945/warriors-bench.gif

圖解: 嘿，請看下面的高光特輯。影集: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e52OHLEsBa0&feature=youtu.be

----------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- 5. Sacre-d Dance　　沙加式舞蹈 The only time Robert Sacre will make a Laker highlight. 圖片: http://0rz.tw/RT9z9 圖解: Robert Sacre唯一能在湖人取得高光的方式。影集: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NxVuySQT-eY

----------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- 4. Nate Gone Wild 跳豆變身布蘭卡(http://0rz.tw/51m0b ) It probably shouldn't be humanly possible for somebody to be this hype. Nate's balling right now for the Bulls so he's getting the nod despite the non-benchwarmer status. 圖片: http://0rz.tw/LrOz5 圖解: 這不是一般人類所能達到的境界! 而跳豆現在已經晉升公牛主力，已經不再是開特力守護者了。 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- 3. Molto Bene 義式飛吻 Denver wins the award for best team celebration. They really miss Gallo this postseason more for his Italian swag than his game. 圖片: http://0rz.tw/onGts 圖解: 金塊隊贏得最佳團隊慶祝獎。他們在今年季後賽十分想念Gallo所能做的貢獻。 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- 2. Ready To Go Pants on the ground, pants on the ground, lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground. Pants-1 Koufus-0. 圖片: http://0rz.tw/A8V5t 圖解: 褲子掉下來~褲子掉下來，有一個笨蛋的褲子掉下來。褲子得一分，Koufus-0分梗解: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMwhl4IrPNc

----------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1. Warriors of the Pine 勇士的野望 Draymond Green and Kent Bazemore are the definition of overly excited benchwarmers. Winner, Winner, Chicken Dinner! 圖片: http://0rz.tw/bGWRu 圖解: Draymond Green and Kent Bazemore這對活寶是瘋狂開特力守護者聯盟的代言人。 (OS: 我們是贏家!!!) Winner, Winner, Chicken Dinner! - http://0rz.tw/Cae5A ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- 內容純屬博君一笑，若有錯誤，懇請見諒。 -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 211.20.239.247 ※ 編輯: KenRock 來自: 211.20.239.247 (05/13 11:55)

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