[外絮] 周六夜現場嘲笑嘴綠的禁賽 模仿本尊道歉
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Ali Thanawalla, NBC Sports Bayarea
Warriors' Draymond Green roasted for suspension by ‘SNL'
《週六夜現場》嘲笑嘴綠的禁賽 (SNL是NBC旗下的節目)
https://twitter.com/nbcsnl/status/1726120888540529107
https://streamable.com/9b9ytr
逐字稿
Che: This week, the NBA suspended Golden State Warriors forward Draymond
Green five games for putting another player in a chokehold. Here to comment
is Draymond Green. Whoo! Whoo!
這週，NBA對Draymond禁賽五場，因為他勒住另一名球員。歡迎本人蒞臨現場
Draymond: Thanks, Che. I appreciate y'all giving me this platform to publicly
apologize.
謝謝Che。很感謝你們讓我在這裡公開道歉。
Che: Okay, so you are sorry.
那你感到抱歉了嗎
Draymond：Hell nah. Uh-uh. I can't wait to do it again.
才不呢我等不及在做一次
Che: So why are you so angry? I mean, you choked Rudy Gobert for no reason.
那你為什麼這麼生氣啊？我的意思是，你無緣無故勒住了Gobert的脖子。
Draymond: I had a reason, all right? Rudy Gobert is a tall Frenchman who's
been pissing me off for years. Imagine if you had a seven-foot baguette in
your face talking about,"Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha." You know? You want to do something,
too.
我有理由，好嗎？Gobert是個高大的法國人，多年來一直惹我生氣。想想看，你面前
有個七英尺高的法國麵包對著你笑，「哈哈哈哈哈。」你懂的？你也會想做點什麼。
Che: Yeah, but you got to get why the league is mad, though, right?
但你得理解為何聯盟會生氣，對吧？
Draymond: I mean, not really. It's not like I choked LeBron or Kevin Durant.
You know, we talking about Rudy Gobert, the fourth-best player in Minnesota.
老實說，我不太懂，我又不是勒住了LeBron 或是KD。你要知道，我們討論的人是Gobert
灰狼隊第4好的球員
Che: Well, this has been a thing with you guys for years. It sounds like you
really hold a grudge.
欸，這件事在你們之間拖了好幾年了。聽起來你真的很會記仇啊
Draymond: I mean, I wouldn't say I hold a grudge, you know, but when someone
crosses me, I never forget it, so... Honestly, I feel like the whole
situation is being blown out of proportion.
我覺得啦，我不會說我有記仇，但你要知道，當別人冒犯我時，我永遠不會忘記
老實說，我覺得整件事被放大了
Che: You choked a man during a game. 你在比賽中勒住一個人欸
Draymond: Okay. Yeah, but I was trying to kill him. So if you think about it,
Che, I showed restraint.
是啦，但我是想弄死他，所以按照這個標準，我表現出克制
Che: So you don't feel bad even a little bit. 所以你一點也不覺得內疚。
Draymond: Oh, I mean, I always feel mad. 我的意思是，我總是覺得很生氣。
Che: No, I said bad. Draymond, Draymond, even your own coach called your
actions inexcusable and said your five-game suspension was deserved.
不，我是說感到內疚。Draymond x2 連你的教練都說你的行為無法原諒，禁賽是應得的
Draymond: He really said that? 他真的有這樣說嗎
Che: Yeah. 是的。
Draymond: Hmm. Interesting. 有意思
Che:What are you writing, man? 你在寫些什麼呢
Draymond:Just a little list. Mm-hmm. Stuff I got to do later.
一個小清單，之後得做的事
Che: Draymond, this isn't even your first suspension. I mean, you one-stepped
on a guy's chest. You kicked another player in the groin.
Draymond這不是你的第一次被禁賽，你踩過別人的胸口，踢過別人的腹股溝
Draymond: Look, Che, I had to kick him in the groin. That's where his nuts at.
聽我說Che，我必須得踢他的腹股溝。他的蛋蛋就在那裡
Che: What is all this really about, Draymond? 這一切到底是怎麼回事？
Draymond: Look, it's simple. The league is too soft these days, all right?
Ain't nothing but a bunch of light-skinned dudes with side-scroll, shy-show
bob hair, you know? See, me, I play dark-skinned basketball.
It hit different, all right? I ain't dribbling all fancy. I ain't shooting
from half-court. Mm-mm. I'm throwing big men in headlocks, and I'm putting
the little ones in a stone-cold stunner like that.
理由很簡單，現在的聯盟太軟弱了，對吧？都是一些皮膚白白的傢伙，頭髮梳得像側捲
的懦夫，你懂嗎。我打的是深膚色/強硬的籃球。那種感覺不一樣，對吧？我運球不花俏，
也不會半場投籃。Mm-mm，我會對大個子鎖喉，給小個子使出斷頭台落下石的摔角技。
Che: But why? 但為何你要這麼做
Draymond: Because I'm an enforcer. That's my job. I see my teammates in
trouble, and I strangle that trouble. You know, all I care about is the
safety of my teammates.
因為我是一個打手，這是我的工作，我看到隊友有難，我就去勒住那個問題，你知道
我只在乎隊友的安危
Che: Okay, well, what about when you punch your own teammate in the face?
好吧，那怎麼解釋你揍你隊友的臉
Draymond: You trying to get on the list? 你是想上我的黑名單嗎？
Che: No! I'm just... I'm just trying to understand. You have a very violent
reputation. 不！我只想...搞清楚。你有一個很暴力的名聲
Draymond: Oh, thank you. 哦 謝謝你
Che: That wasn't a compliment, man. 老兄，這不是在讚美你
Draymond: Wait, how come nobody ever talks about the good stuff I do off the
court? 大家怎麼不說我場外做的好事
Che: Like what? 像是什麼呢
Draymond: Did you know every Thanksgiving, I go down to my old neighborhood
and I whip turkeys at people? Yeah. Everybody running, the birds flying. It's
fun.
你知道嗎，每年感恩節我都會到老家，向人們扔火雞
大家都在跑，火雞也在飛，畫面很有趣。
Che: What kind of message do you think your behavior sends to the kids
watching? 你覺得你的行為對看著你的孩子們傳達了什麼樣的資訊
Draymond: Look, to all you little hoopers out there watching me, I hope y'all
learn this. Play with passion, take boxing lessons, and most importantly, be
dark-skinned.
那些正在看著我的小籃球員，你們聽好了，我希望我希望你們學到這個。要熱情地打球
，學習拳擊，最重要的，保持堅韌不拔的態度。
Che: Draymond Green, everybody. 大家，這是嘴綠
Draymond: I'm coming for your skinny ass! 我要來找你們這些瘦皮猴了
備註
模仿的像嗎
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