[洋基] Yankees Sign Iraqi Hurler

看板NY-Yankees作者 (耿秋)時間17年前 (2008/12/17 12:37), 編輯推噓45(4506)
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洋基簽下伊拉克籍的投手可能是來當Ace的...XD (或許Sabathia要靠邊閃了...) 合約是3年32MM, 名為al-Zeidi的右投手, 他原本是個記者, 洋基的球探對於他在12 日時對美國總統布希丟出的的兩隻鞋子的投球潛力感到印象深刻。 雖然兩隻鞋子都沒有投中目標, 但小老闆Hank表示這兩"鞋"有"很好的鞋速和尾勁" 。他說: "第一鞋投得是外角高'鞋', 但第二鞋就是正中的好'鞋'"。Hank也對他被安全人 員抓住時的奮戰精神感到印象深刻。他表示: "(老方離開後,) 如果對上紅襪隊的系列賽時就不怕沒有主將可以上場了...科科" 註: 看看未來的Ace的投鞋潛力 http://tw.youtube.com/watch?v=1rwxIjQZF98 Yankees Sign Iraqi Hurler Andy Borowitz Posted December 14, 2008 | 11:13 PM (EST) In their latest bid to beef up their pitching rotation for the 2009 season, the New York Yankees today signed Iraqi journalist Muntadar al-Zeidi to a three-year deal worth $32 million. The right-handed al-Zeidi, 28, impressed the Yankee scouts with his performance in Baghdad yesterday when he threw both of his shoes at President George W. Bush. While neither of the shoes hit their target, both throws "had great velocity and good movement," said Yankee owner Hank Steinbrenner. "The first shoe was high and outside but the second one was right down the middle," Mr. Steinbrenner said. The Yankee boss said that he was also impressed with Mr. al-Zeidi's fighting spirit when Secret Service agents tackled him. "That could come in handy when we have a series with Boston," he said. Andy Borowitz is a comedian and writer whose work appears in The New Yorker and The New York Times, and at his award-winning humor site, BorowitzReport.com. -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 140.130.155.141

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哈哈
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抓去關
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真的是那個人喔= =
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機車耶~~XDDDD
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12/17 12:39, , 5F
哈哈 你害我嘴角失守了
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有夠酸的XDDDDD
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XD
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※ 編輯: leddy 來自: 140.130.155.141 (12/17 12:43)

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................................Hank專門在喇低賽的
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標題要改成 "養雞"啦 五告機車
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12/17 12:46, , 10F
這是真的嗎XD我快笑死了
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12/17 12:50, , 11F
真的假的? 這太好笑了 XDD
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太酸了~~~ XDDDD
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※ 編輯: leddy 來自: 140.130.155.141 (12/17 12:54)

12/17 12:59, , 13F
.....嘴炮王
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12/17 13:05, , 14F
...我還以為真的簽了個伊拉克的投手
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我笑了
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第二發是Sinker
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有尾勁XD
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哈哈 ..
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什麼鬼啦 XDDDDDD
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推 超好笑
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昨天第一時間也有想到這個XD 因為他真的丟很準XD
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有夠靠X的新聞...XD!!
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12/17 15:00, , 23F
丟得真的很準 布希也閃得很好 不愧曾為大聯盟球隊老闆
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伊拉克選手 XD
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今天有新聞,他的手跟肋骨被打斷了,有可能要開TJ也可能體檢
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沒過而無法順利簽約...
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真可惜
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本來很認真的看,看到第2段就笑出來了 XD
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他還有伊拉克兵役問題待解決
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xddddddd~~~太惡搞哩!!!!
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就白癡XDDD
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XDDDD
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小布希更可怕,丟這麼準還能閃掉
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XD
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直接單挑前總統,魄力十足!!
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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不西還是現任....
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科科,我一直以為他下台了,還是早點下台好 XD
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XDDDDDDDDD
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12/17 18:48, , 40F
我還在阿....不要偷罵我XD
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All I can report is it is a size 10
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這樣你們可能得要簽一個前總統當捕手才行...不然打者上場都
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帶布希面具你們就輸定了....
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笑到腰抽筋...........
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12/17 21:23, , 45F
這個好像是虎爛的吧?
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12/17 21:40, , 46F
樓上 大家都知道是虎爛阿XD
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12/17 23:02, , 49F
那就決定背號是10號好了
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XDD
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所以小布希應該簽下來當DH吧? :D
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