[轉錄] All I want for Christmas~

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※ [本文轉錄自 MLB 看板] 作者: RJJ (傳說中的小米) 看板: MLB 標題: All I want for Christmas~ 時間: Thu Dec 25 01:56:32 2008 這篇我就不翻啦，請大家自己心領神會 XD 有些還滿好笑的就是了 :P http://baseballanalysts.com/archives/2008/12/all_i_want_for.php Bert Blyleven: A phone call from the President of the Baseball Writers Association of America on January 12th Bobby Grich and Dwight Evans: More Rob Neyers in the BBWAA Ron Santo: A rookie year before 1943 The Steinbrenners: More taxpayer money Toronto Blue Jays and Baltimore Orioles: A chance to play in another division Scott Boras: A one-year deal with the St. Paul Saints for Jason Varitek Alan Trammell: Back-flips and cartwheels Tim Raines: Mandatory BBWAA continuing education reading containing http://raines30.com/ on the syllabus Jim Rice: Fear Strikes Out ( http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0050383/ ) BBWAA: More objectivity in voting for the Hall of Fame and fewer moral judgments Mark McGwire: See above Marty Brenneman: A grip ( http://tinyurl.com/967txd ) C.C. Sabathia: Continued post-season excellence from your Red Sox admirers Los Angeles Angels: That Boston might be satisfied with football and basketball championships Matt Holliday: A one-way airplane ticket to the city of your choice on July 31, 2009 Manny Ramirez: A third year Paul DePodesta: A second chance in a town sans Bill Plaschke and TJ Simers Phil Hughes: An invitation to Andy Pettitte's retirement party. Mark Teixeira: A Central Park West high rise (in lieu of an oceanfront view in Newport Beach) Bud Black: A better managerial situation in your next life Boston Red Sox: Better money market rates for all that unused cash The Giants, Padres, Diamondbacks and Rockies: A care package from the Dodgers for being worse than they were Roger Clemens: A do-over Chicago Cubs: No more Blago dealings Frank Wren and John Schuerholz: No more Arn Tellem dealings Rickey Henderson: A Hall of Fame speech in the first person Theo Epstein: A Will Clark impersonation by Lars Anderson sooner rather than later Bud Selig: A Farmer's Almanac Marvin Miller: R-E-S-P-E-C-T from the very players he turned into multi-millionaires Ryan Howard: More Tom Boswells ( http://tinyurl.com/5kjl73 ) Joe Mauer: More Joe Posnanskis ( http://tinyurl.com/57bmpl ) Baseball Fans Everywhere: More Joe Posnanskis Baseball Analysts Readers: Our sincerest gratitude for checking in with us over the past year -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 216.228.112.21 ※ 編輯: RJJ 來自: 216.228.112.21 (12/25 02:00)