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[轉錄] Derek Jeter尋職廣告-美國鄉民版

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※ [本文轉錄自 MLB 看板 #1C-CCAtH ] 作者: mayfirst (2010AL冠軍遊騎兵) 看板: MLB 標題: [討論] Derek Jeter尋職廣告-美國鄉民版 時間: Fri Dec 3 18:14:30 2010 New York, NY – The Derek Jeter saga took another unusual twist on Wednesday, after the free agent Yankee captain placed a personal ad on Craigslist.com, outlining that he is ‘totally available’ for teams in the market for subpar defense, average hitting, and highlighted that he would be willing to fill that position for only $25 million/year. 美國鄉民惡搞~~DJ在網站上登了一則求職廣告，他一年只要25M鎂，低於一般平均的防守， 普通的打擊，給需要補強游擊手位置的球隊 The ad was placed in the ‘general labor’ jobs section, as the ‘washed up aging superstar seeking absurd contract’ tab was full. The ad begins: Aging shortstop with below average range, average hitter coming off worst season of career. Willing to play for $25 million/year - Hard worker, especially when grossly overpaid - Great leader, with a willingness to eat up as much payroll as possible - Highly motivated by winning, and even more so by $25 million - Experience receiving large sums of money for no apparent reason - Willingness to jump while throwing the ball, no matter how unnecessary - All-time Major League leader in intangibles - Not A-Rod *認真的工作者，特別是過度的overpaid時 *很棒的領導者，且願意極盡所能的領到高額薪資 *對勝利有很高的動力，因此需要25M鎂 *沒有任何理由獲得大筆金錢方面很有經驗 *當接到球時願意去跳傳，不管有多麼不必要 *intangibles(觸摸不到的; 無形的, 無實體的)方面是美國職棒All-time Leader *不是A-Rod!! Talks between Jeter and the Yankees broke down last week after the Yankees were unable to obtain the necessary spaceship required to meet Jeter in whichever universe it is where he’s worth $25 million. The 11-time all-star also posted an ad in the ‘lost-found’ section for his missing cat, Binkie. 新聞來源: http://www.ff-press.com/derek-jeter-places-ad-on-craigslist-6.html 無意間看到的，美國鄉民果然是非常酸，笑笑就好，不必太認真看待XDDDD 反正他一定會回到洋基~~ -- 2010 Texas Rangers Postseason Franchise Roster (SP)Cliff Lee (C)Benjie Molina (1B)Mitch Moreland (2B)Ian Kinsler (SS)Elvis Andrus (3B)Michael Young (LF)David Murphy (CF)Josh Hamilton (RF)Nelson Cruz (DH)Vladimir Guerrero (SP)C.J. Wilson (SP)Colby Lewis (CL)Neftali Feliz (RP)Darren O'Day (RP)Darren Oliver (SP)Derek Holland (RP)Alexi Ogando (RP)Michael Kirkman (C)Matt Treanor (OF)Julio Borbon -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 210.243.5.253
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12/03 18:16,
酸爆了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
12/03 18:16
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12/03 18:17,
給予酸度滿分的評價XDDDDDD
12/03 18:17
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12/03 18:17,
超酸XDDDDDDDDDDDD
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12/03 18:19,
Not A-Rod XD
12/03 18:19
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12/03 18:23,
第二點是不是說 極盡所能的吃球隊的薪資預算xd
12/03 18:23
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12/03 18:28,
這麼酸,DerekPeter表示:
12/03 18:28
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12/03 18:29,
如果這樣也能領到25m鎂~那兔肉可真是超值了...
12/03 18:29
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12/03 18:31,
XD
12/03 18:31
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12/03 18:34,
XD
12/03 18:34
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12/03 18:41,
XDD
12/03 18:41
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12/03 18:45,
第五點 XDD
12/03 18:45
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12/03 18:53,
XDDDDDDDD
12/03 18:53
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12/03 19:29,
Not A-Rod XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
12/03 19:29
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12/03 19:30,
XD
12/03 19:30
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12/03 19:35,
第五點超好笑的XDDDDD
12/03 19:35
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12/03 19:47,
反正到最後洋基還是會買帳…　紐約之王四年60M別太意外唷
12/03 19:47
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12/03 19:51,
當接到球時願意去跳傳，不管有多麼不必要 XDD
12/03 19:51
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12/03 19:53,
第三點是"被勝利高度驅動 而25M的驅動力則更高"
12/03 19:53
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12/03 19:55,
高度驅動好怪...前面那一句比較喜歡原po的翻譯
12/03 19:55
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12/03 20:11,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
12/03 20:11
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12/03 20:14,
Jeter:多用點招牌姿勢傳球回饋球迷有錯嗎?
12/03 20:14
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12/03 20:25,
第五點超好笑XD
12/03 20:25
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12/03 20:29,
天下酸民一般樣XD
12/03 20:29
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12/03 20:43,
這PH值是負值
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12/03 20:53,
十顆檸檬～　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　( ￣ c￣)y▂ξ
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12/03 20:58,
乾...超酸.第5點讓我笑了好久.lol
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12/03 21:06,
XDDDD
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12/03 21:07,
原來他的DP還不足以被酸@@
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12/03 21:14,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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12/03 21:17,
XD
12/03 21:17
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12/03 21:21,
◢▆▅▄▃崩╰(〒皿〒)╯潰▃▄▅▇◣
12/03 21:21
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12/03 21:23,
XD 我國酸民程度還得多努力呀
12/03 21:23
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12/03 21:50,
對勝利有很高的動力，在有25M鎂時尤然
12/03 21:50
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12/03 22:07,
第三點應該是:對勝利有很高的動力,對25M鎂有更高的動力!!!
12/03 22:07
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12/03 22:08,
原來不只我發現翻譯的小瑕疵了 >_<
12/03 22:08
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12/03 22:10,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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12/03 22:20,
給樓樓上:很高興幫我翻得更好，因為我自己翻的也怪怪的
12/03 22:20
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12/03 22:20,
本篇值5顆大檸檬!!!
12/03 22:20
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12/03 22:21,
PH值夠低www
12/03 22:21
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12/03 22:28, , 1F
五跟七太好笑了
12/03 22:28, 1F
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12/03 22:40, , 2F
我看不懂7是什麼意思--
12/03 22:40, 2F
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12/03 23:07, , 3F
前面鄉民也討論過 他不是A-Rod 不應該拿那麼多錢
12/03 23:07, 3F
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12/03 23:38, , 4F
Not A-Rod應該是指不像A-Rod不受媒體歡迎吧 XD
12/03 23:38, 4F
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12/03 23:41, , 5F
樓上想的肯定不對,既然是在酸Jeter那就不會是那樣
12/03 23:41, 5F
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12/03 23:42, , 6F
我覺得應該是打擊成績遠不如A rod,卻以A ROD的約當
12/03 23:42, 6F
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12/03 23:42, , 7F
基準來喊價
12/03 23:42, 7F
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12/04 00:34, , 8F
應該是A-Rod比較沒人緣
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12/04 00:58, , 9F
Not A-Rod太好笑了XD
12/04 00:58, 9F
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12/04 01:03, , 10F
恩...全文文意看後...A rod算是躺著也中槍
12/04 01:03, 10F
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12/04 04:30, , 11F
not a-rod 是那時候arod簽約被問到jeter有沒有可能
12/04 04:30, 11F
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12/04 04:31, , 12F
跟他簽一樣大的約時 A rod 回答的笑話吧
12/04 04:31, 12F
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12/04 10:11, , 13F
Not A-Rod應該是指可以符合這麼多條件的
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12/04 10:13, , 14F
只有PETER和A-rod 但不是A-rod 所以那個人就是PETER
12/04 10:13, 14F
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12/04 10:18, , 15F
no a-rod是指沒有a-rod這麼機車...a-rod常常被酸做人
12/04 10:18, 15F
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12/04 10:18, , 16F
失敗
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12/04 10:38, , 17F
也就是"只要這人不是A-Rod 不管做什麼或有什麼要求
12/04 10:38, 17F
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12/04 10:38, , 18F
都可愛一點"的意思 這是米國人非常常用而且任何話題
12/04 10:38, 18F
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12/04 10:39, , 19F
都會用的老梗了 其實一點都沒新意也不好笑...哈
12/04 10:39, 19F
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12/04 14:39, , 20F
not a-rod, 口語化點的意思是
12/04 14:39, 20F
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12/04 14:40, , 21F
基於上述那些點我怕你們誤會其實我說的是a-rod
12/04 14:40, 21F
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12/04 14:40, , 22F
全部酸完之後, 順便把阿肉拖下水一起酸 XDDDD
12/04 14:40, 22F
噓
09/01 15:27, , 23F
恐怕連小二都沒有
09/01 15:27, 23F
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