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Nats New Year’s resolutions
Mark Zuckerman, Jan 1, 2014, 6:00 AM EST
BRYCE HARPER: Look before you leap.
三思而後充.
STEPHEN STRASBURG: Pitch 200 innings.
投200IP
RYAN ZIMMERMAN: Start working in that first baseman’s mitt so it will be
good and ready in 2015.
開始在一壘練功
JAYSON WERTH: Whatever that was you did from July through September, keep on
doing it.
打的跟去年下半季一樣好就行了
IAN DESMOND: Whatever that was you did the last two seasons, keep on doing it.
跟前兩季一樣
JORDAN ZIMMERMANN: If presented with a fair, long-term contract offer from
the Nationals before Opening Day, sign the dotted line. If not, pitch even
better this year and force them to pay you even more.
從球團拿到合理的報價,如果不行就衝高自己的身價吧
ADAM LAROCHE: Recognizing this might be it for you, go put together the best
season you’ve got in you and hope it ends in a champagne bath come October.
今年是最佳的機會能在在十月的香檳浴中結束球季
WILSON RAMOS: Catch 125 games, don’t spend one day on the DL.
蹲125場別進DL
DENARD SPAN: Get on base 40 times per month.
每個月上壘40次
DANNY ESPINOSA: Recognize the situation, embrace the idea of becoming a
utilityman and spend the whole year back in the big leagues.
當個工具人,花費整年的時間也要重返大聯盟
GIO GONZALEZ: Try your best not to conduct any more interviews that include
the phrase: “I felt like I was making love to my hand.”
跟那個誰一樣該去上說話課
ROSS DETWILER: Make 30 starts and prove once and for all you can be counted
upon as a quality, major-league starter.
在先發輪值生存下去
DOUG FISTER: Take the entire Nats infield out for a nice dinner at spring
training. You’re gonna want these guys on your side all year.
多請內野吃消夜
RAFAEL SORIANO: Memorize this scene from Seinfeld.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bl3HcIXvIo0
(看不太懂 請板友幫解釋)
DREW STOREN: Get one of your Stanford buddies to develop a memory wipe
program that lets you forget anything that happened in 2013.
請你的史丹佛同學開發一台記憶抹除器讓你忘記2013發生的所有事
MATT WILLIAMS: If given the choice of either saying “World Series or Bust”
or not saying “World Series or Bust” … don’t say “World Series or Bust.
如果給你一個機會選擇說/不說 "沒進世界大賽我就____" ,請選擇不說
MIKE RIZZO: Don’t let Jordan Zimmermann or Ian Desmond so much as get a
whiff of free agency.
別讓JZ和Desy跑了
TED LERNER: Keep enough cash stashed away in the emergency fund for a
significant July 31 acquisition if needed. Oh, and if given the choice of
either asking the District of Columbia for a $300 million retractable roof or
not asking the District of Columbia for a $300 million retractable roof … don
’t ask the District of Columbia for a $300 million retractable roof.
如果今年交易大限前用的到的話請多存一點銀彈
如果給你一個機會選擇問/別問 "市長我可以把球場加蓋嗎" ,請選擇別問
http://goo.gl/PNTDUj (Lerner跟市長談球場加蓋計劃但是被否決)
BUD SELIG: Just step in already and do something to resolve the most
ludicrous TV rights deal in MLB. (NOTE: This resolution has no chance of
coming true.)
解決大聯盟裡最荒謬的轉播權問題
(註:不過這應該不會成真吧)
MARK ZUCKERMAN: Do a better job coming up with story ideas so I don’t have
to resort to writing yet another lame New Year’s resolutions post in 2015.
(NOTE: This resolution has no chance of coming true.)
做好工作且有更多靈感,這樣明年我就不用發這篇廢文
(註:這應該不會成真:D)
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