[新聞] The Dwight Howard comedy hour (aka the Orlando Magic's thank you luncheon)

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原文:http://tinyurl.com/yzlla5s The Dwight Howard comedy hour (aka the Orlando Magic's thank you luncheon) posted by Tania Ganguli on Oct 16, 2009 5:44:55 PM The Orlando Regional Chamber of Commerce and the Central Florida Sports Commission hosted the Orlando Magic's "Thank You" luncheon in which Magic fans and corporate sponsors got a chance to sit with and listen to the team's players and coaches this afternoon. After lunch was served, the team's four all-stars went on stage for a Q&A session. 奧蘭多地區商會及佛羅里達體育中心舉辦一個奧蘭多魔術感恩午餐會，魔術球迷與贊助商在下午時與隊員們及教練共進晚餐。在接待午餐時，球隊的四個全明星上台回答了一些問題。 Not shockingly, it quickly turned into the Dwight Howard comedy hour. There were three main themes for the jokes: 1. Jameer Nelson was too short for the stool he sat on. 2. Dwight Howard thinks Vince Carter is old. 3. The team had to run a lot yesterday as punishment for all their turnovers. 不意外的，很快的魔獸又開始搞笑了，他說 1.Nelson太矮啦，坐不到你們提供的矮凳啦。 2.Vince Carter是個老揮啊。 3.昨天他們失誤太多了被懲罰跑操場很久。 Nelson opened up with theme one. The moderator, Magic play by play announcer David Steele, began to ask him the first question, and Nelson interrupted by saying, "I need a shorter stool." Steele suggested maybe they could put Nelson in the rafters like a muppet. He opted for staying where he was. 魔術播報員Steele問Nelson問題時，Nelson打斷了他，並要求坐一個矮一點的椅子。播報員說那就把你向木偶那樣擺到架子上吧，Nelson說我還是坐這好了。 Steele asked both Carter and Lewis how important winning a championship was at this stage of their careers, since both guys have spent more than a decade in the NBA. "Vince you've been on a lot of great teams, never won a championship," Steele said. "And some bad ones," Carter replied. Steele問到總冠軍對於Carter和Lewis來講有多重要。他還說“Vince你待過很多很棒的球隊，卻沒贏過冠軍？” “我也待過一些不好的球隊啦”Carter說。。 In this clip you'll hear both of their answers. If there's laughter and you don't know why, that's a spot when Dwight Howard is making a face or somehow calling Carter old. It's a little muffled, but I believe you can hear Carter protest "Rashard too!" when Howard ribbed him about having been in the NBA so long. Ω Listen to Carter and Lewis talk about playing for a championship contender http://blogs.orlandosentinel.com/files/vince-and-rashard-on-champ-potential.mp3 上面的連結是那些問答過程錄音，如果你不知道他們為何而笑，可能是魔獸正在做鬼臉或是他在說Carter是老灰啊。有點糢糊，但你能聽到Carter在抗議說“Lewis也是啊！” Van Gundy alluded to theme three when he spoke. He said defense would be very important to the 2009-10 Magic, and "we've got to cut down on turnovers." Orlando averages 18.2 turnovers per game in its exhibitions. "But if we don't," Van Gundy added. "We'll be by far the best conditioned team." Van Gundy提到明年防守將是很重要的課題，並且我們必須減少失誤。魔術在季前賽平均每場有18.2個失誤。 Howard and Lewis were asked about Twitter. They both talked about how it's a good way to interact with fans. Howard said he didn't Tweet this morning because he was too tired from running in Wednesday's practice. Howard also said he wishes more NBA players were on Twitter -- Carter didn't seem to agree. "He's too old," Howard said. "AJ, Adonal, Vince, J-Will, they’re too old to Tweet. They do have a thing called MyOldSpace. That’s the best route for anybody over thirty....two." 魔獸跟兩千萬被問到推特，他們都說那是很棒的跟球迷互動方式。但魔獸說他今早並沒有上推特，因為昨天教練罰他們跑太久太累啦。魔獸希望更多球員上推特，Carter顯然不同意。 “他太老啦”魔獸說“老強、Foyle、Vince、J-will，他們都太老了不上推特。” “他們只有上一種叫做myspace的過時網站，那是老灰啊們平時的消遣。” The clip below includes that exchange and Howard's impressions of GM Otis Smith and Van Gundy. Ω Listen to Howard through the laughs http://tinyurl.com/yjcz8ht 上面的連結是魔獸提到Otis Smith與Van Gundy的印象。 -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 140.116.103.36