[情報] Andrew Cashner Injured
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Surviving the Game: Andrew Cashner Suffers Hunting Injury
San Diego Padres pitcher Andrew Cashner will reportedly spend the next three
months recovering from a hunting related injury. Corey Brock of MLB.com tweeted
that Cashner suffered a puncture wound to his right thumb while dressing meat.
He underwent surgery for a lacerated tendon.
Now cue some ignorant folk that will chalk this up to Cashner being a big
dumb Texan that shouldn’t be engaging in such barbaric activities as hunting.
Hunting is inherently dangerous. Hell, you could get shot by Robin Yount if
you're not careful. Anything that involves carrying a gun and wielding knives
is dangerous. What hunting is not is an activity that indubitably characterizes
those who enjoy it as some sort of bloodthirsty backwoods hillbillies.
I tried hunting once. When I was a young boy, my neighbour went on several
rabbit hunting trips a season with his grandfather, and I accepted an
invitation to join them on one occasion. They only had two .22 calibre rifles,
so I was handed a shotgun that was far too powerful to be used to hunt bunnies.
With some encouragement from my friend and his grandfather, I pulled the trigger
that afternoon and blew a rabbit to pieces. I found out that day that hunting
was not for me.
I guess what I'm getting at here is that hunting is not for everyone.
Perhaps there’s something more noble about killing your own food as opposed to
ordering a venison steak at a nice restaurant. I dunno.
Anywhoo, Andrew Cashner didn't injure himself because hunting is disgusting
and a hobby for hicks. He injured himself because he wasn't careful enough
with his blade. I suppose there's an argument to be made that he shouldn't have
been cleaning his own meat, and that perhaps someone with more time on their
hands, like Yasmani Grandal, should have done it for him.
Now the Padres face the reality of a young pitcher spending the winter in
shutdown mode thanks to a freak accident the likes that not even Mark Prior has
ever had to endure.
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不負責不專業翻譯:
Cashner 在打獵時受傷了! 但不是被獵物攻擊或是跟獵槍有關係。
當他在享受他的獵物時,不小心用刀割到自己的右姆指了! XDD
已開完刀,必須休息三個月!
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