[外電] 球員教練妙語集錦

看板Pistons (底特律活塞)作者pennymarcus (De-troit Basketball)時間18年前 (2007/09/07 19:42)推噓5(5推 0噓 0→)

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感謝爵士版友ammon提供的連結裡面有很多NBA球員教練們說過的話 http://www.shamsports.com/content/pages/thefunstuff/quotes.jsp 活塞球員和教練部分幹嘛灌這麼用力 "Why did you have to dunk on me so hard?" - Maciej Lampe, Knicks rookie, to Jarvis Hayes, after Hayes windmilled on him in a summer league game. 這算什麼壞消息 "Isiah Thomas: "I've got some bad news. We're trading you to Phoenix." Antonio McDyess: "What's the bad news?" 就兩隊都很拼嘛 "Both teams played hard." - Rasheed Wallace's answer to every question in a post game interview, for which he received a massive fine. （這樣也要被罰錢 Orz）落後四十分總是不太好受的 "It's always frustrating when you get down 40 points." - Nazr Mohammed, of the New York Knicks. 怎樣！老子就是沒投給你 "I don't have (expletive) to say to him. I didn't vote for him. It's just something we have to do." Rasheed Wallace, before meeting President Bush 誰敢批評我的KG "To make that type of analogy actually just shows stupidity. You've got to realize, this is the same guy who said he wanted to play in Madison Square Garden because of the aroma. He meant 'aura' but he said 'aroma.' So you've got to put everything in perspective." - Flip Saunders, on Stephon Marbury saying that Amare Stoudemire is better than Kevin Garnett. 槍蜥的話啊聽聽就好 "We don't pay Chauncey any mind. We let him gossip all he wants. Colorado hasn't done anything since he left. He's still the all-time leading scorer and he only played there two years." - Rip Hamilton, on Chauncey Billups' claims that Colorado will knock off Michigan State in the NCAA Tournament. （奇怪密西根州大又不是RIP的母校）有錢賺就好 "I don't give a [expletive] about trade rumors. As long as somebody CTC at the end of the day, I'm with them." - Rasheed Wallace (CTC stands for "Cuts The Check"). 高中生就是好騙啊 "There's a whole lot of crunching numbers that, quote-unquote, me as an athlete and me as an NBA player should know. In my opinion, they just want to draft n*ggers who are dumb and dumber -- straight out of high school. That's why they're drafting all these high school cats, because they come into the league and they don't know no better. They don't know no better, and they don't know the real business, and they don't see behind the charade." - Rasheed Wallace. Milicic可是塞幫幫主呢 "I'm telling you, Darko is a Serbian gangster. Darko's got some bodies back there [in Serbia-Montenegro]. He can go psycho on guys." - Rasheed Wallace on teammate Darko Milicic （難怪Milicic在歐錦賽後會對裁判說那些話 XDD）節錄其他球隊有趣的部分有溝沒有通 "I speak a little Spanish, so I'm able to communicate." - Marcus Camby, on communicating with teammate Nene Hilario, who speaks Portuguese and not Spanish. 老梗-沒有四分球啊 "Because they don't have four pointers." - Antoine Walker, on why he shoots so many three pointers. 主客場沒差啊 "We try to treat the road like it's a home game. We ain't got no fans at home, neither." - Dion Glover, Hawks days 我的話很難懂的沒關係 "Like most American or foreign players, he understands about half of what I say." - Jeff Van Gundy, on Yao Ming. 法國人可以進白宮吧 "Can the Frenchman come in?" - Gregg Popovich, to President George W. Bush, regarding Tony Parker, when the Spurs visited the White House. 中國日本傻傻分不清楚 "Not really. I'm not a fan of Chinese food" - Bobby Simmons, asked about whether he's looking forward to playing in Japan. 就只是來幫助我得分而已 "I thought LeBron James was just going to be another addition to help me score," - Ricky Davis 我的英文程度還是一樣啦 "Well, my translator is still here." - Yao Ming, on how well his English is improving. 小米粒也會這樣嗎 "Sometimes when he doesn't get the ball, he starts speaking Portuguese. That's when you know he's upset." - Marcus Camby about Nene 比白更白=慘白 "He's white normally, but he's really white now." - Larry Brown, on Keith Van Horn being sick. 我說了就算 "Yes it was unanimous, 1 -0, and I won." - NBA commissioner David Stern, after being asked whether the vote to suspend Ron Artest for the season was unanimous. 斷背山 "I really like Rafer Alston. We get along great. We have a lot of fun times together that I can't share with you guys." - Jalen Rose. "When (Jalen) comes over here, I'm going to give him a kiss. Not on his lips, though." - Rafer Alston. 裁判跟你同隊 "Kobe's a great player. He's even better when he has the refs on his team. It's tough to sometimes guard two people at once." - Bonzi Wells, angling for a fine. 另一個斷背山 "We're going to be in bed with each other. It's like a marriage." - Stephon Marbury, on his relationship with Jamal Crawford. 下半場除了第三、四節還有？ "Kobe took over in the second half, especially in the third and fourth quarter." - Magic Johnson, on TNT. 話不要說太早 "It feels good to be in the second round" - Tracy McGrady as his Magic team went 3-1 up in the first round. They lost 4-3. 先跑回家吧 "Leave your car keys here and run home. I'll give you the keys tomorrow." - Yao Ming 沙加緬度皇后隊 "I'm not worried about the Sacramento Queens" - Shaq 我會想念你的...... "I will miss him a lot. He was a good friend. And he owes me $80." - Yao Ming, on Bostjan Nachbar getting traded. 反正我也需要休息 "I needed a rest anyway." - Andrew Bogut after getting ejected from a summer league game . NBA擴展到月球計畫？ "I wanted to ask if he planned to expand NBA basketball to the moon." - Yao Ming, on his meeting with the David Stern. 他不壞 "He's not bad." - Ron Artest, on Carmelo Anthony. 服裝規定？先給我買衣服的錢吧 "I don't see it happening unless every NBA player is given a stipend to buy clothes." - Marcus Camby (who will make $7.15 million this season) on the NBA invoking a new dress code. 年薪不到八百萬的再跟我要補助 "We don't know where the cutoff is, maybe if you earn less than $8 million, you'll get a scholarship from the commissioner." - David Stern's answer to Marcus Camby's request for a clothing stipend 記得放在球探報告中哦 "We'll put it in our scouting report, maybe it'll help us next time." - Jalen Rose after Kobe dropped 81 points on the Raptors. -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 61.229.129.88 ※ 編輯: pennymarcus 來自: 61.229.129.88 (09/07 20:19)