費爸：What are we talking about?

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http://tinyurl.com/3enbh7r Novak Djokovic and Rafael Nadal discuss the French Open favorite A theoretical conversation between Rafael Nadal and Novak Djokovic about the French Open: 納豆和小囧正在討論誰是法網的熱門得主 Rafael Nadal: You're the favorite to win at Roland Garros. You have beaten me four times in a row and twice in the past nine days on clay! 豆豆：當然是你，你連續擊敗我四次還有兩次在紅土上 Novak Djokovic: No, you're the favorite, you're the king. You've won the French Open five times and the one time you lost you weren't really healthy. These other tournaments mean nothing. The majors are what matters. 小囧：當然是你，你是紅土之王，你贏了五次法網，還有一次輸了但當時你身體出問題，其他的比賽算什麼，大滿貫才是王道阿！ Nadal: Seriously, YOU'RE the favorite. You have that 39-match winning streak! You beat me in straight sets this weekend. 豆豆：拜託，你才是熱門，你已經連勝39場，還連續兩週把我直落二 Djokovic: I'm the favorite of all players who aren't you. You are Rafa. Vamos! I am but the humble Nole, the prince to your king. The only Grand Slam I win is the Australian Open. 小囧：我對其他球員是熱門，對你不是。你是拉法紅土王，我只是小囧，我只贏過澳網這個大滿貫耶。 Nadal: We all must expand our horizons. I was once defined by the fact that I only won the French. You are unstoppable right now. The favorite is you. 豆豆：但我也曾經被說是法網限定阿，你現在停不下來，你才是熱門人選 Djokovic: What has two thumbs, a collection of brightly-colored bandanas and parents who don't wear t-shirts emblazoned with his face at Grand Slams? 小囧：想想看那個總是穿著鮮豔衣服且爸媽不會穿著自己的大臉的選手.... （XDD） Nadal: Who? 納豆：誰阿 Djokovic: Rafa Nadal, the favorite at the French Open. 小囧：納豆阿，就是法網的最大熱門 Nadal: Fine. I'm the favorite. [Whispers] But, you're really the favorite. 豆豆：我是熱門，但你才是最熱門 Djokovic: [Takes out cell phone] Hold on a second. 小囧：（開始打簡訊）你等等.... [Thirty seconds pass and Nadal's phone buzzes.] （過了30秒，納豆的手機響了） Nadal: Why did you send me a text? [Reads aloud in stilted voice] 'I .. am ... the French Open ... favorite?' 豆豆：你幹嘛傳簡訊給我，你寫什麼？「我是法網的熱門？」 Djokovic: Ah-ha, you admit it! 小囧：哈哈哈！你承認了（不錯幼稚～） Nadal: Tricky. But you've fallen victim to one of the classic blunders. By writing that text, aren't you admitting that you yourself are the favorite? 豆豆：你出老千，你為什麼不願意承認自己是熱門？ Djokovic: If by 'favorite' you mean 'second-most likely to win the tournament beind you,' than, yes, I am him. 小囧：如果熱門這個字眼是代表第二有機會拿法網的意思，我接受！ Nadal: Well friend, one on thing we can agree. We are the co-favorites for the French Open. 豆豆：好吧，兄弟～我們可以同意一件事情，我們同樣是熱門奪冠的熱門人選。 [The door opens] （門打開了！！） Roger Federer: Hey guys. What are we talking about? 費爸現身：哈囉大家～在討論什麼呢？＊＊＊＊這篇文章告訴我們，小囧絕對不是第一、也不是第二熱門人選阿！！！請上緊發條，不要功虧一簣啦！！！比經驗、比戰績、比對戰，小囧都還是輸給納豆和費爸的～ -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 140.116.189.23 ※ 編輯: crystal1115 來自: 140.116.189.23 (05/17 19:43)