[情報] 澳洲記者：為何網球界對Djokovic 感到厭倦
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Why tennis world is ‘done with Djokovic’
為何網球界對德約科維奇“感到厭倦”
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When Novak Djokovic retires, probably at the age of about 57 (presuming his supe
rhuman knees and lungs do finally degrade to the level of a mere mortal by then)
, I will not miss him. Not even a little. And I’ve been trying to figure out wh
y.
This guy is indisputably the best tennis player ever. He could have quit three y
ears and as many grand slam titles ago having already settled the debate. He doe
s things with a racquet that defy sense and, sometimes, seem to break the laws o
f physics.
當Djokovic在大約57歲退役時（假設他的超人膝蓋和肺終究會像普通人一樣衰退）
我不會想念他，甚至一點也不會，我一直在試圖弄清楚到底為什麼
這個人無可爭議是有史以來最偉大的網球選手
他完全可以在三年前退休
其大滿貫冠軍數早已結束了所有的爭論
他用球拍做的事情簡直違背常理，有時甚至似乎打破了物理學的定律
The 37-year-old defeated Carlos Alcaraz in four sets in the quarterfinals to kee
p his dream of an 11th Australian Open title and a recordbreaking 25th grand sla
m alive.
It should feel like a fading privilege to watch someone who wields such astonish
ing talent. Djokovic’s few remaining seasons should feel precious. Why then do
his appearances on court elicit a similar emotional response to, say, unloading
the dishwasher?
這位37歲的選手在八強擊敗了Carlos Alcaraz
讓他繼續朝第11次澳網冠軍和創紀錄的第25個大滿貫冠軍的方向前進
觀看擁有如此驚人天賦的人比賽，理應感覺像是一種逐漸消逝的特權
Djokovic剩下的幾個賽季應該是寶貴的
那麼為什麼他出現在球場上時，帶來的情感反應卻像是洗碗機卸碗一樣呢？
Djokovic’s achievements belong in the same conversation, but the experience of
watching him does not. He has all the skills, and an unparalleled record to vind
icate them, yet somehow he’s ... mundane? Dull?
Djokovic的成就無疑應該與其他偉大的球員並列，但觀看他的比賽卻並不給人同樣的感覺
他擁有所有的技巧，並且有著無可匹敵的戰績來證明這些技巧
然而他卻在某種程度上... 平凡？無趣？
If, say, Justine Henin’s backhand was poetry (and it was), Djokovic’s is basic
, competent, entirely unimaginative prose. You can say the same of his groundstr
okes in general, and of his movement on court, and of his serve, and of the merc
iless way he grinds down his opponents. It’s all maddeningly efficient and effe
ctive. It just isn’t very interesting.
如果說Justine Henin的反拍是一種詩意（也確實是）
那麼Djokovic的反拍則是基本且完全缺乏想像力的散文
也可以說是他整體的底線擊球、場上移動、發球，甚至是他那無情地消磨對手的方式
這一切都讓人感到極其高效而有效，只是並不太有趣
That doesn’t mean he’s bad at tennis, of course. No one on the planet is, or e
ver has been, better at it than Djokovic. But his game is an unmatched triumph o
f function over form, and that deprives the sport of its magic.
當然這並不意味著他打網球打得很爛
地球上沒有任何一位球員，比Djokovic更擅長這項運動
然而他的比賽風格是壓倒形式的無可比擬的勝利
這使得這項運動失去了一些魔力
Federer’s tennis was otherworldly. Nadal’s was irrepressible. Watching Djokovi
c play tennis can feel a bit like looking over the shoulder of a particularly ru
thless hedge fund manager as he compiles spreadsheets. They’re excellent spread
sheets! They’ve helped him make all the money imaginable. They’re not fun.
Federer的網球風格是超凡脫俗的，Nadal則是勢不可擋的
觀看Djokovic打球，有時候就像是在看一位特別無情的對沖基金經理在整理電子表格
他整理的表格確實出色！並幫助他賺到了所有能賺的錢，但這並不有趣
Even when he was losing, Federer would do maybe half a dozen things in each matc
h that made you audibly gasp. You can watch Djokovic practising his particular b
rand of perfection for hours and hours, pulling off incredible shots and making
almost no mistakes, without that happening even once.
即使在輸球的時候，Federer也總是會在每場比賽中做出許多讓人驚嘆的精彩片段
而Djokovic則是練習他那種特有的完美風格
幾個小時不間斷，打出驚人的球技且幾乎不犯錯
卻連一次讓人驚呼的瞬間都沒有
You nod, you clap, you acknowledge that it’s all quite impressive. You might ch
eer if you’re Serbian, or someone of questionable taste. No gasping, though. No
thing that elevates Djokovic into the realm Wallace was describing.
你會點頭，你會拍手，會承認他的表現非常令人印象深刻
如果你是塞爾維亞人，或者是某些品味奇怪的人，你可能會歡呼
但沒有驚呼
In the fading years of a great’s career, we would normally hope for more time,
dreading the inevitable retirement. We’d want him to defy age and stave off the
end a little longer. Quite the opposite, here. We’re a bit done with Djokovic,
aren’t we? And when he does leave, yielding the court to younger and more intr
iguing stars, the sport will be richer for it.
在一位偉大球員職業生涯的暮年，我們通常會希望他能再多打一段時間
並且也害怕他那不可避免的退役，我們會希望他能夠挑戰年齡，再堅持一會兒
但在這裡，情況正好相反，我們有點對Djokovic感到厭倦了，不是嗎？
當他離開賽場，將賽場交給更年輕、更有魅力的明星時
這項運動會因此變得更加豐富
—
恩…. 太強所以無聊嗎 ㄏㄏ
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