[文轉] 史上有名的好笑足球名言

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白痴足球語錄是從某個國外網誌看到的不過也有一兩年了原文在這http://www.bebo.com/Blog.jsp?MemberId=254633191 中文我有翻一點放在blog上大家看看吧(翻的不好請見諒，有錯要跟我說) http://www.wretch.cc/blog/sindar/29460276 貝克漢先生講了很多，很白痴的名言 1.My parents have been there for me, ever since I was about 7." 我的父母一直以來都陪伴著我，大約是從我七歲開始(阿你七歲以前哩?) David Beckham 2. "I'd like to play for an Italian club, like Barcelona." 我希望能為義大利球隊踢球，例如巴塞隆納隊(老兄，巴塞隆納好像是在西班牙...) Mark Draper 3."I would not be bothered if we lost every game as long as we won the league." 就算每一場比賽都輸，只要最後能獲得冠軍我就不會在意(每一場都輸最後到底是要怎樣才能獲得冠軍?) Mark Viduka 4. "Let's close our eyes and see what happens..." 主播:閉上眼睛，看會發生什麼事...(到底怎樣才做得到啊!) 5. "The match will be hsown on Match of the Day this evening. If you don't want to know the result, look away now as we show you Tony Adams lifting the trophy for Arsenal. " 主播:今晚要撥出比賽集錦，不想知道結果的話，請不要看Tony Adams拿著獎盃的樣子(都講出比賽結果了你是想怎樣..) 6. "If it had gone in, it would have been a goal." 主播:如果球進的話，就算是得分吧(這不是理所當然的嗎??) 7. "For those of you watching in black and white, Spurs are in the yellow strips" 主播:看黑白電視機的各位觀眾，Spurs隊穿的是黃色條紋(太白痴了) 8."Without being too harsh on David Beckham, he cost us the match." 我不會對貝克漢講太毒的話，但老實說，就是他害我們輸的(這句就已經夠毒了!) Ian Wright 9. "I'm as happy as I can be - but I have been happier." 我太開心了(已經無法在更加開心了)，但我曾經更開心過(不是自相矛盾嘛) Ugo Ehiogu 10."Leeds is a great club and it's been my home for years, even though I live in Middlesborough." 里茲是一個很棒的球隊而且這幾年來一直都像我的家一樣，但其實我家住在Middlesborough--Jonathan Woodgate 11."I took a whack on my left ankle, but something told me it was my right." 我左腳撞傷了，但某種感覺告訴我其實那是我右腳(已經痛到語無倫次了?) Lee Hendrie 12."I definitely want Brooklyn to be christened, but I don't know into what religion yet."我當然希望兒子布魯克林受洗成基督徒，但目前我還不知道要他信什麼宗教。(你不是已經說了?) David Beckham 13."He dribbles a lot and the opposition don't like it--you can see it on their faces" " 他不停流口水(運球)，對方選手感到很反感----你可以從對方嫌惡的表情看的出來"這是雙關語，因為dribble除了"運球"之外，也是"流口水"的意思 14."Julian Dicks has been everywhere...it's like West Ham have got eleven Dicks out there!"Julian Dicks整場神出鬼沒，好像West Ham有十一個老二一樣!!! 這也是雙關語，因為Dick除了是這位運動員的姓之外，也是男生的GG的意思，所以這句話超A的!直接看英文才能領略他的笑點。 15."Alex Ferguson is the best manager I've ever had at this level. Well, he's the only manager I've actually had at this level. But he's the best manager I've ever had." Alex Ferguson是我目前遇到最棒的教練，其實老實說他是我目前唯一有的教練，但總而言之他是我目前最好的教練。(貝克瀚先生你在繞口令嘛) David Beckham 16."I'd rather play in front of a full house than an empty crowd." 我當然希望能夠有很多群眾來觀賽，而不是一群空曠的群眾(已經是一群群眾"crowd"了, 怎麼會有"empty crowd"之言?) Johnny Giles 好累懶的翻了，大家自己看吧 "If you don't believe you can win, there is no point in getting out of bed at the end of the day." Neville Southall "I've had 14 bookings this season - 8 of which were my fault, but 7 of which were disputable." Paul Gascoigne "You've got to believe that you're going to win, and I believe we'll win the World Cup until the final whistle blows and we're knocked out." Peter Shilton "I faxed a transfer request to the club at the beginning of the week, but let me state that I don't want to leave Leicester." Stan Collymore "I was watching the Blackburn game on TV on Sunday when it flashed on the screen that George (Ndah) had scored in the first minute at Birmingham. My first reaction was to ring him up. Then I remembered he was out there playing." Ade Akinbiyi "I can see the carrot at the end of the tunnel." Stuart Pearce "I couldn't settle in Italy - it was like living in a foreign country." Ian Rush "Germany are a very difficult team to play...they had 11 internationals out there today." Steve Lomas "I always used to put my right boot on first, and then obviously my right sock." Barry Venison "The Brazilians were South American, and the Ukrainians will be more European." Phil Neville 有哪裡翻錯或是哪個數與有錯請跟我講喔!沒有查字典也沒有太斟酌翻譯的精準度，有需要多查證的地方請告訴我!!謝謝 source: BBC Sports Footy Quotes from :http://www.bebo.com/Blog.jsp?MemberId=254633191 stupid anchor quotes from Brits conversation total book by KR. Twohig -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 129.67.116.230