[UEFA] Reddit球迷對葡萄牙捧盃的有趣評論
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PORTUGAL ARE EURO 2016 CHAMPIONS
https://goo.gl/ZLBHJK
內容(節選幾條我覺得有趣的XDD):
CormacD123
--THE MOTH. IT HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH THE MOTH!
-是蛾。跟那隻蛾絕對有關係!
rickrb
--It was telling Ronaldo that Gandalf needed help.
牠告訴C羅,甘道夫需要幫助。
Kaiiy
--So they sent Eder, the Black.
-所以他派上黑龍Eder。(《魔戒》黑龍Ancalagon?)
CheeseFromOuterSpace
--Ronaldo Baggins can also thank his buddy Samwise Patricio for the
victory.
-C羅.巴金斯還應該感謝他的兄弟山姆Patricio帶來這場勝利。
(《魔戒》Frodo Baggins跟Samwise Gangee。)
VerifiedStalin
--They wouldn't have gotten so far without Patricio the Brave.
-如果沒有勇者Patricio,葡萄牙根本不可能前進到決賽。
(Samwise Gangee = Samwise the Brave)
Hi_im_from_uranus
--Yeah, even when Shelob Payet lured him into a trap, Patricio was
there for Ronaldo.
-是啊,即使屍羅Payet將C羅誘入深淵,Patricio一直都在他身邊。
Kaiiy
--Should've been the man of the match.
-Patricio應當成為MoM。
TheKatzMotel
--Ronaldo was the ultimate sacrifice the football gods needed.
-C羅是足球之神想要的最終獻祭。
Ldgonzalez
--Ronaldo told it to send for Eder
-C羅派那隻蛾請來Eder。
TwoBionicknees
--Did anyone notice the moth that landed right on Deschamps crotch just
after the game finished... i lol'd.
-有人注意到比賽剛結束時有隻蛾停在Deschamp的胯下嗎......我笑了。
logicperson
--The eagles were coming
-老鷹來囉!(白頭鷹是美國的象徵,很多美國人會開牠玩笑。)
Badass_Bunny
--"It's OK, I've sent for (劃掉)eagles(劃掉) Eders"
-「放心吧,我已經請來(劃掉)老鷹(劃掉)Eder囉」
_WhatIsReal_
--Ronaldor calls for aid!
-C羅請求支援!
Smaskifa
--And Eder will answer.
-Eder將會回應。
Naggers123
--but you can't join the euros
-但你沒辦法進入歐國盃。(不太懂這梗,大概這話對象是白頭鷹象徵的美國人?)
Watch7ower
--shh bb is ok http://i.imgur.com/ed5RuV1.jpg
-噓,沒事的。
Spin180
--So glad this was posted hahaha
-真高興有人貼這個哈哈哈。
ChildishCoutinho
--Gandalf shit. Instead of an eagle, Eder came.
-甘道夫吃屎。Eder取代老鷹來了。
Pegasus_Seiya
--Ronaldo wanted to catch that Venomoth so bad he faked an injury.
-C羅很想去抓那隻毒蛾,所以他乾脆假裝受傷下場。(這是陰謀論者在酸C羅嗎?)
nachocar91
--#MothBowl2016
-#天蛾盃2016 (捏他超級盃?)
sporting45
--I still think Quaresma had a gypsy put a spell on him. Thus explaining the
tattoos and the gypsy moths.
-我還是認為有吉卜賽女巫對Quaresma下了咒語。這同時解釋了他的刺青以及這些吉卜
賽蛾。 (感嘆Quaresma本屆回春?)
NEDM64
--Quaresma can gypsy spell himself.
-Quaresma可以對自己下咒。
captainawesome
--The moth was Eus嶵io telling Ronaldo not to worry, he'd come down to earth
in the form of 丼er and sort it out
-那隻蛾是Eusebio的化身,他告訴C羅他將化身為Eder降世,結束這場比賽。
Decestor
--http://goo.gl/55Gq0t
-Le Buzz新聞:Moth invasion ahead of Euro 2016 final
Josephthebear
--Moth Man Conspiracy
-天蛾人陰謀。
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LeLeeUbo
--Ronaldo = Cicada 3301 confirmed.
-確認:C羅 = 3301號蟬
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eddiekane89
--Mothman prophecies
-天蛾人預言。
GabeNewellsDick
--But they already silenced the lambs in the last game
-但他們上一場比賽已經讓羔羊沉默了。
(不清楚這梗是在捏他沉默的羔羊,還是指上一場比賽葡萄牙贏球讓人跌破眼鏡?)
心得:這個留言串是我覺得最好笑的一段,不過後面幾個好像有點難笑,而且也不知道那
是什麼意思......
還有很多好笑的,Reddit無時無刻不散發歡樂XDD
P.S. https://twitter.com/moth_ronaldo20
Ronaldo's Moth (@moth_ronaldo20) | Twitter
申請這個推個帳號的人真的超有事XDD
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