[分享] Reddit鄉民的美比討論

看板WorldCup作者 (le petit prince)時間11年前 (2014/07/03 15:45), 編輯推噓37(3705)
留言42則, 38人參與, 最新討論串1/1
#以下評論皆來自reddit# via: http://goo.gl/e3TKRh 有錯歡迎指正 謝謝m(_ _)m --- []RustinCh0le God, I feel like Tim Howard could have saved my parent's marriage. 天啊 我覺得Tim Howard都能搶救下我爸媽的婚姻了  [The Netherlands]Milazzo  Howard saving things would make an excellent Photoshop battle.  Howard的救球引發一場PS裝甲之戰 --- [Greece]Theo93 /r/soccer vs United States Reddit足球討論區 vs 美國 大戰  [Brasil]Jarbas6  Really, /r/soccer vs /r/soccer.  應該說Reddit足球討論區自己內部大戰   [United States]benlew   normal /r/soccer vs everyone new here over the past month   Reddit足球討論區 與 新警察 之戰    [United States]EliteAzn    Which goes back to /r/soccer vs The United States.    所以還是 Reddit足球討論區 vs 美國 大戰嘛  [United States]Heelincal  So it shall be an even fight.  是場挺勢均力敵的比賽 --- [Germany]Ziap btw, How do u guys like ad free sports?  話說你們覺得中間沒廣告的運動如何?  [Sporting KC]SupportingKansasCity  I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M SUPPOSED TO BUY ANYMORE  我 都 不 知 道 該 買 什 麼 才 好 了  []readytofall  When do I get to go piss!?  這樣該啥時去尿尿啊   [Germany]Turminder_Xuss   During half-time.   中場休息 http://i.imgur.com/tOpYFEI.png
 (圖為德葡對戰時柏林的用水量) --- [United States]IntendoPrinceps 我老闆剛叫我早點回去看比賽 今天真是意義重大的一天 讓我們一起祈禱 「我們的天父,你名為克林斯曼  願人都尊你的名  願歷練降臨;願比賽能贏  猶如在德國一般」  []mtabs589  My boss walked out at 3:45 and said "I won't come back so I won't know  if you leave early"  我家老闆在3:45就走了,他說「我不會回辦公室,所以我也不知道你有沒有翹班」   [Bayern München]wafflebottom   He's testing your integrity.   你老闆在考驗你的誠信呢    []LoveOfProfit    He's testing your integrity patriotism.    FTFY    誠信(X) 愛國心(O) 幫你更正 --- [United States]Sniper_tf2 來自比利時的報紙 http://i.imgur.com/1ZyLRbv.png
 [Belgium]bollekegekapt http://i.imgur.com/csZjzDU.jpg
  [The Netherlands]Roodditor That's creative. I like it. Americans don't take kindly to flag burning though.   有創意給推 雖然美國人對燒國旗很感冒    []Softcorps_dn    ...does anyone?    有人會不反感燒國旗的嗎 --- [Portugal]theleftflank The new Google Doodle is the most American thing ever. 今天的孤狗都抖簡直不能更美式 http://goo.gl/Ou1o2e []Liberiacech_mate OP putting "AKA Merica" in the thread is the most reddit thing ever.  把這場比賽一方叫米國也是最reddit的事了 --- [United States]Seleene I have a time machine and have brought back the results!! 我用時光機從未來帶回這場比賽的結果了!! http://i.imgur.com/DNEc4S9.jpg
 [United States]BevoGenocide  That's Five touchdowns and a field goal!  有五次達陣和一次射門!   [United States]Heelincal   \美國/\美國/\美國/ --- [Germany]Collateral3 After watching every US game i have to say your goalkeeper is really good best player on the team if you ask me. 看了這麼多場美國的比賽之後 如果被問起感想的話 我只能說你們最好的球員是你們的門將  [United States]thejerg  It has been that way for a long time. I love Howard...  也不是第一天的事了 我愛Howard --- [United States]thehaga Why the fuck would you run into the field at the start of the game, now you're gonna miss the whole thing 你是白癡嗎為什麼要在比賽時跑進去!?你這樣不就看不到比賽了!!  [–]Manchester United]Wilawah  Gotta be one of ours (US)  But why was he clothed?  是美國人吧 話說他為何穿著衣服跑進去? [United States]uwanmirrondarrah fans running on the field and they arent even naked smh 跑進去的那個粉絲居然不是裸奔 --- [North Korea]SociallistIdeals 正面上我啊 http://goo.gl/mEmiVm  [Mexico]SecularMantis  And here Belgium reveals its fatal mistake- forgetting Hawaii and Alaska.  比利時人犯了一個錯:他們忘記夏威夷和阿拉斯加了  [Chelsea]bdlblob  holy shit a north korean... make a wish!   靠盃野生的北韓人出現了!!!快許願!!! --- [England]PureDarkness93 歷屆世界盃有延長賽的比賽 1986: 1 1990: 4 1994: 2 1998: 2 2002: 3 2006: 2 2010: 2 2014: 5 我 們 做 到 了,1990 吃 屎 吧 --- [United States]PeaceUntoAll If Belgium beats the U.S. today, I will never eat another Belgian waffle again and will instead choose between pancakes and French toast. EDIT: Pancakes for life! 如果今天比利時贏的話 我一輩子不再吃比利時鬆餅了 改吃美式鬆餅或法式土司 編輯: 美式鬆餅一生推!!!  [United States]I_AM_IDDQD  You mean freedom toast? 您是不是要查: 自由吐司? --- [United States]Clemalum07 "Here Belgium have the ball again so you can fucking shoot more" US midfield. 「比利時又拿到球啦你們又他媽的可以射門啦!!!」 --美國中場 --- [United States]Asdetevo "There are only 9 teams left in this World Cup." GUYS WE'RE TOP TEN!! 現在世界盃只剩下九隊了!!!我們是前十名!!! --- []rufnek2kx I just tried following Tim Howard on Twitter, but he blocked me. 我剛剛試著要在推特上面追蹤Tim Howard 但他連我都擋下來了  []Goldsmifff  Try 17 more times.  再多試試17次 --- [United States]PeaceUntoAll 如果美國被淘汰英國就是這反應 http://i.imgur.com/OqM3JRT.gif
--- []moreserotoninplease Tim Howard is bloody good for a man with his head on upside down 作為一個頭上下顛倒著放的人來說 Tim Howard已經超強了 --- [Mexico]Omar_Til_Death World Cup 2014 "Give Underdogs Hope And Crush Them Bloody" 所謂2014世界盃就是 給弱旅希望 然後狠狠粉碎  [Mexico]StoneOfRoll  Written by George R.R Martin  作者:喬治·馬丁   []SamDaManIAm   Episode 1: The Oranje Wedding   Episode 2: The Red Devil Wedding   I LOVE YOU CONCACAF BROS; Together we fade, but not apart <3   第一集: 橙色婚禮 第二集: 紅魔婚禮 我愛你們中北美洲的朋友們 我們一起離去 但永不分離    [Belgium]invisible_stache    TIL CONCACAF is House Stark    中北美洲就是史塔克家族     [Mexico]Omar_Til_Death     can i be Juan Snow?     我可以當瓊恩雪諾嗎?      [United States]RsonW      No sabe nada, Juan Nieve.      瓊恩,你什麼都不懂 --- 本來要騙P幣的結果打到一半就被抓走了只能存暫存檔〒皿〒 這場熱烈討論所以有點爆字數 有人想看阿根廷那場也歡迎點菜 謝謝大家( ^ ω^ ) -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc), 來自: 202.89.121.16 ※ 文章網址: http://www.ptt.cc/bbs/WorldCup/M.1404373530.A.98C.html

07/03 15:49, , 1F
婚姻跟試17次超好笑XDDDD
07/03 15:49, 1F

07/03 15:50, , 2F
你覺得中間沒有廣告的比賽如何 那個太好笑了XDD
07/03 15:50, 2F

07/03 15:50, , 3F
07/03 15:50, 3F

07/03 15:52, , 4F
好多梗wwwww 求其他比賽翻譯
07/03 15:52, 4F

07/03 15:53, , 5F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
07/03 15:53, 5F

07/03 15:53, , 6F
頭上下顛倒是什麼梗?髒髒梗嗎?
07/03 15:53, 6F

07/03 15:56, , 7F
連追蹤都能擋www
07/03 15:56, 7F

07/03 15:56, , 8F
是說他的頭髮長在下面吧XD
07/03 15:56, 8F

07/03 15:56, , 9F
囧恩你什麼都不懂XDDDDDDDDDD
07/03 15:56, 9F

07/03 15:59, , 10F
囧恩可是真O之身呢 (雷)
07/03 15:59, 10F

07/03 16:04, , 11F
不是u know nothing嗎 原來美國鄉民也這麼搞笑
07/03 16:04, 11F

07/03 16:06, , 12F
前幾條裡面有些好靠杯XD
07/03 16:06, 12F

07/03 16:14, , 13F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 翻得也很神
07/03 16:14, 13F

07/03 16:15, , 14F
試著要追蹤Howard被擋下來超有梗的 哈哈哈
07/03 16:15, 14F

07/03 16:22, , 15F
XDDD
07/03 16:22, 15F

07/03 16:31, , 16F
有笑給推
07/03 16:31, 16F

07/03 16:32, , 17F
翻得超好!原PO有偷練喔
07/03 16:32, 17F

07/03 16:42, , 18F
感謝分享!笑死了~
07/03 16:42, 18F

07/03 16:42, , 19F
Reddit鄉民好有梗!XDD~好多很好笑XDD
07/03 16:42, 19F

07/03 16:43, , 20F
再多試試17次XDD
07/03 16:43, 20F

07/03 16:45, , 21F
許願阿根廷那場 感謝原po的整理:)
07/03 16:45, 21F

07/03 17:07, , 22F
不知道買甚麼好 是因為不知道足球要配啥嗎XD
07/03 17:07, 22F

07/03 17:13, , 23F
因為四大暫停多廣告時間都很長,激發購物欲。
07/03 17:13, 23F

07/03 17:15, , 24F
NBA最明顯,最後一節不停的暫停和罰球戰術。
07/03 17:15, 24F

07/03 17:15, , 25F
XDDDDDDDDD
07/03 17:15, 25F

07/03 17:18, , 26F
柏林的用水量XDDDD
07/03 17:18, 26F

07/03 17:35, , 27F
可以許願荷墨那場嗎(小聲...
07/03 17:35, 27F

07/03 17:39, , 28F
野生的北韓人XDD
07/03 17:39, 28F

07/03 17:51, , 29F
謝 原來是在酸其他運動廣告時間太長
07/03 17:51, 29F

07/03 17:51, , 30F
有太多置入性行銷可以刺激購買慾XD
07/03 17:51, 30F

07/03 17:55, , 31F
許願和GOT...XDDDDD
07/03 17:55, 31F

07/03 18:30, , 32F
看國外酸酸的反應超好笑
07/03 18:30, 32F

07/03 18:47, , 33F
北韓鄉民那也很好笑,快許願XD
07/03 18:47, 33F

07/03 19:03, , 34F
用水量太好笑了哈哈哈哈
07/03 19:03, 34F

07/03 19:47, , 35F
哈哈哈看第一個婚姻就大笑XD 許願義烏、荷墨謝謝!
07/03 19:47, 35F

07/03 20:23, , 36F
據說美國超級杯中場休息時也是用水量最大的時間
07/03 20:23, 36F

07/03 20:57, , 37F
還說要在kickstarter發起把自由女神的臉換成TH神般的臉
07/03 20:57, 37F

07/03 21:54, , 38F
我 都 不 知 道 該 買 什 麼 才 好 了
07/03 21:54, 38F

07/03 23:44, , 39F
柏林用水量是真的嘛XDDDDD
07/03 23:44, 39F

07/04 12:38, , 40F
笑歪XDDDDD
07/04 12:38, 40F

07/04 12:51, , 41F
幹!!!!!!!!!! 竟然在足球版看到冰火之歌的超大雷!!!!!!!!!!
07/04 12:51, 41F

07/04 14:28, , 42F
XDDDDDDD
07/04 14:28, 42F
文章代碼(AID): #1JjGeQcC (WorldCup)
文章代碼(AID): #1JjGeQcC (WorldCup)