[轉錄]Re: [外電] Ben Sheets Injured In Spring Trainin …

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※ [本文轉錄自 MLB 看板] 作者: tonyhusky (JC) 看板: MLB 標題: Re: [外電] Ben Sheets Injured In Spring Trainin … 時間: Sun Feb 21 12:50:55 2010 簡單的翻譯一下 ※ 引述《soilstone (imk)》之銘言: : Ben Sheets Injured In Spring Training Already [Satire] by Christopher Chavez : Christopher Chavez Correspondent : Correspondent Written on February 19, 2010 : (出處: http://tinyurl.com/ydbop38 ) : In a stunning turn of events, Athletic's pitcher Ben Sheets has already : managed to find a way to injure himself. Ben Sheets was ecstatic about : joining his new ball-club and getting things started in Spring Training. He : was hoping to get off on the right foot, but he literally didn't. 令人震驚的消息:扁食在春訓之前又把自己弄受傷了 : A's outfielder Coco Crisp decided to report to Spring Training early also : this year. Reports state that, on the bus ride to the A's spring training : facility, Ben Sheets was cracking jokes about the new A's outfielder. Crisp : was not taking the jokes too lightly and decided to take matters into his own : hands. 拳王Crisp今年也提早向春訓營報到。根據記者的說法,在前往春訓基地的途中,扁食正在 對這位新綠帽外野手開玩笑,而拳王決定要反殺他 : As Sheets was getting off of the bus, Crisp decides to trip him in front of : the other players reporting early. Sheets hit the ground hard and needed : medical assistance to get back up. 當扁食下車時,拳王決定把扁食絆倒-扁食需要醫療幫助才站起來(不確定to get back up是不是這樣翻)-現在扁食變成瘸王了 : When asked what occurred, Sheets said he might have been tripped by Crisp on : his way out. Crisp flat out denies the allegations and says, "Ben must've : tripped on his shoelaces while exiting the bus. I had nothing to do with the : accident." 當被問到這件事實,扁食說他應該是被拳王給絆倒的-而Crisp斷然否認"我啥事也沒幹, 扁一定是被鞋帶給絆倒了" : Crisp's story seems unlikely because Sheets was wearing Crocs while on the : bus. The A's have not made an announcement as to what the punishment for : Crisp would be if he is discovered to be the culprit of the problem. 拳王的故事似乎不太可信-因為扁食在巴士上穿的是布希鞋。綠帽也沒有宣布如果拳王 就是這件事的主謀,他會受到什麼樣的懲罰 : A's manager Bob Geren said, "We are hoping Sheets' injury is not too serious. : The team is very excited to have him, and we are expecting him to make great : contributions to this team's success in 2010. An injury like this could : derail us, but we are hoping that he can come out strong in the end." : The team's doctor said that it looks like Sheets might have broken his foot : on the fall and bruised his knee. The timetable for his return to the mound : has not been given, but Sheets will be throwing off flat ground in a week or : two. 綠帽GM場面話+隊醫說法,扁食將會在一兩個星期後展開平地練投 : "I'm fine. The foot may be broken, but I can still pitch through it. I don't : feel the pain at all. If an old guy like Curt Schilling could pitch a : postseason game with a bleeding ankle, I can definitely pitch an entire : season with a broken foot," said Sheets as he grimaced in pain, but tried to : cover it up with laughter. "還好,我倒腳怪怪的,但我還是可以丟,我一點都不會痛。如過像席林姐那種老人都可 以在季後賽搞血襪,我也可以用斷掉的腳投一整個球季"扁食如是說,不過在她說話的同 時,他嘗試用笑容來掩飾因痛苦而扭曲的臉。 : Ben Sheets' injury could have a big impact on the A's pitching staff. The : team had great expectations when they signed him, and they hope that he : performs up to those expectations when he pitches...broken foot or no broken : foot. 扁食的受傷對綠帽而言是一種重擊,綠帽帽對於簽下他實有很高的期待,也希望他能投出 高有成績-管他是不是瘸王 拳王vs瘸王? 糾~竟,這兩個人,會不會彼此結下樑子呢? PS:2/24快到了,好可怕啊Zzz -- 1.季後賽經驗 2.防守達人 3.外野三個位置都能守 4.左右開弓 a player with postseason experience? a player with postseason experience???? -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 218.160.239.242

02/21 13:21,
簽名檔是牛奶嗎?XDDDD
02/21 13:21

02/21 13:22,
長這麼大了還玩這種遊戲
02/21 13:22

02/21 13:25,
看到簽名檔我的嘴角上揚了一下
02/21 13:25

02/21 13:31,
簽名檔是HOFer???
02/21 13:31

02/21 13:39,
拳王好囧
02/21 13:39

02/21 13:42,
拳王想吃扁食
02/21 13:42

02/21 13:53,
有一個得交易掉了...
02/21 13:53

02/21 14:13,
拳王:扁食想搶我的風頭 哼哼!!
02/21 14:13

02/21 14:53,
...
02/21 14:53

02/21 15:06,
因為扁食在巴士上穿的是布希鞋 ←XD
02/21 15:06

02/21 16:11,
玩笑開大了
02/21 16:11

02/21 16:43,
這篇文章本身就是個玩笑。
02/21 16:43

02/21 16:52,
借轉綠帽板 感謝
02/21 16:52
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02/21 18:40, , 1F
總版上一篇(原文)有提到,該文章有Satire(諷刺)的字樣
02/21 18:40, 1F

02/21 18:42, , 2F
原文章底下回應也提到這樣拿扁食作文章並不好笑...
02/21 18:42, 2F

02/21 18:45, , 3F
萬一扁食這樣重傷,拳王就完蛋了...
02/21 18:45, 3F

02/21 18:45, , 4F
除"此"之外,並無正式外電報導。大家應可先不用擔心 看看就好
02/21 18:45, 4F

02/22 07:38, , 5F
沒事啦 他昨天還有bullpen session
02/22 07:38, 5F
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文章代碼(AID): #1BWFHW0q (Athletics)