[閒扯] 軟豆的暑假大冒險(?)
大家常常抱怨軟豆的中距離及外線能力不足,
那麼在今年暑假, CELTICS優秀的得分手們究竟會如何磨練他呢?
=以下妄想=
(射手的活教材:Ray Allen)
RONDO:"RAY, 外線要怎麼投才能像你一樣準準準啊?"
RAY:"問我? 啊就跟教科書上的方法一樣啊?(空心)"
Rondo:"......話是沒錯......"
(轉頭)
RONDO:"SAMMY,手感要怎麼控制啊?"
Cassell:"少年耶,這個問題找我就對了,我專業的......
(下略)
(30分後)
這樣你懂了嗎? 幹, 人咧?"
--
(中距離的王者Garnett)
Rondo:"KG, 中距離該怎麼出手才好?"
KG:"這個問題, 要回到最基本的進攻法則上, 首先就是要找到空檔......"
Rondo:"嗯! 嗯!(Noting)"
KG:"像這種時候, 你只要垂直跳起來, 你就會發現沒人擋得住你......"
Rondo:"(撕掉)"
--
(爛仗王(誤)PP)
Rondo:"Truth, 你投中距離跟外線有沒有甚麼祕訣啊?"
PP:"像把利刃一刀捅進他媽的心臟, 唷!(拍)"
Rondo:"喔喔喔喔!? 那具體上應該要......?"
PP:"帶球衝進籃下, 大跨步, 起跳! 打一場男人的硬仗!"
Rondo:"......我剛剛問甚麼來的......?(呆)"
--
(外線出手神速的房子)
RONDO:"EDDIE,球要怎麼投才順?"
房子:"喔,球來就投啊。"
RONDO:"喔... (又不是棒球,球來就打...)"
Rondo:"那, James又是怎麼投外線的呢?"
Posey:"襪線嘎, 诶腐基囊度......"
房子:"講話不要玩牙套啦。"
Posey:"(拿掉牙套)外線嘛, FG難度比Lay-up高很多, 所以最重要的就是心理建設,
簡單地說, 心臟練大顆一點絕對沒錯, 而更重要的......"
Rondo:"更...... 更重要的?(Noting)"
Posey:"剩下的答案, 看球團有多少誠意留我再告訴你。"
剛剛和友人閒扯出來的小劇場XD
請波士頓務必留下Posey啊XDD
看來Rondo的外線之路會走得很坎坷呢......(遠目)
別打臉, 拜託<囧r2
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