[情報] The Art of Drogging!

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http://www.chelsea.vitalfootball.co.uk/article.asp?a=514106 The Art of Drogging! Tonight (it`s 02:00 in the morning in Singapore) you all witnessed the creature known as the Drogba. 今晚要討論的是一個名叫德羅巴的生物 He is a strange being, known for diving frequently and making both his friends and foes throw their arms in the air in despair. 他是個奇怪的存在以時常插水聞名這讓他的朋友敵人都很困擾 However he is most famous for the art of Drogging. 但是他最有名的就是擅長一種名叫Drogging的運動也叫德羅進行式 Drogging is something he has perfected, better than Lamping or Ballacking. 他的Drogging技術堪稱完美比Lamping Ballacking還完美 Here`s a short guide to the terms that often follow Drogging. 以下是Drogging的名詞解釋 Drogging - A verb. This is the action of having the creature known as the Drogba terrorise your defenders from the start of the match until the end and Is usually accompanied by him putting the ball in the back of the largest net, often at great cause to those guarding it. Drogging-動詞這個動作是當一個叫做德羅巴的生物從比賽開始直到結束不斷摧殘你的後衛群這舉動包括不斷把球放進那個最大的網子內-當他們拼死命守衛著它時 Drogged: Past tense. It means to have experienced a Drogging. Look above for the definition of Drogging. Drogged-過去式指的是經歷過了Drogging的過程詳情參照上面的解釋 Drogger: A person or thing that gives Droggings. Droggings may only be performed by the Drogba. Anything else just gives inferior Droggings or risks physical or emotional trauma, may result in career expiration. Drogger-某個提供Droggings的人或事物 Drogging很可能只能由德羅巴來供應任何其他的人或事物只能提供較次等的Drogging並冒著受到物理及精神創傷的風險以及結束職業生命 Droggee: A person who has been Drogged. Victims are usually defined as being smaller and physically outmatched by the Drogba. Exceptions would be an incident at the Wembley Reserve where a Ferdinand and Vidic of the Devil species were found Drogged, victims had no recollection of anything during and after the Drogging. Droggee- 指的是某個遭受過德羅進行式的人受害者通常被定義為較小及被身體上被德羅巴征服過的人其中一個例外是在某個溫不理的預備隊比賽當一個佛迪南與為敵其經過了德羅進行式受害者對於被德羅進行式完全沒有任何的記憶 Known Droggees are: A Senderos. Had to be relocated to Milan to avoid further trauma, has not shown any improvement since being Drogged. 有名的Droggee例子-森德螺絲必須被遷移至米蘭防止更大的創傷但是自從在遭受過 Drogged過程後病況完全沒有改善的跡象 Agger. Took one bad Drogging at the Bridge, had to fished out from the canal after being Drogged to experience immense physical trauma. Recovered but has been reported missing recently. Said to be relocating to Milan or Madrid, where no Drogbas have been seen. 阿格-在大橋受到一次糟糕的德羅巴進行式後必須從水溝里被撈起來自此受到了物理創傷並且沒再露面最近聽說要遷移至米蘭馬德里因為那裡沒聽說過有德羅巴的蹤跡 Skrtel. Spent the least time with the Drogba. Was given one hell of a Drogging at the Bridge. Recovered only to receive another at A Field. 使科特爾-受到了最短暫時間的德羅巴進行式但卻是最為強烈的一次恢復後隨即在A飛爾德再度過一次德羅巴進行式 The Bridge: The known haunt of the Drogba. Has recently found it uncomfortable but after changing the ranger has found the new one to be adequate. 大橋-德羅巴生物最常出沒的地點曾經有段時間銷聲匿跡但是換過公園管理員以後變得充足 Drogba: Imagine the Incredible Hulk but with the green skin and purple boxers wearing a Chelsea kit .That`s pretty much it. Only one is known to exist in the world. 德羅巴-想像一下無敵浩客有綠色皮膚紫色四角褲穿著切爾西套裝就差不多是這個樣子目前世界上只發現一頭 And that ladies and gentlemen, is what a Drogba is! 這就是德羅巴 -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 118.175.54.219 ※ 編輯: Santos 來自: 118.175.54.219 (04/19 21:24)

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