[閒聊] 太肥胖的壞處

看板MLB (美國職棒/大聯盟)作者時間15年前 (2011/05/05 08:54), 編輯推噓54(54026)
留言80則, 67人參與, 最新討論串1/1
最近道奇隊的終結者Broxton屢屢爆炸 球團也希望藉由MRI找出他手肘不適的原因 但是... http://tinyurl.com/42gxeqs Mattingly said one of the immediate issues was to find an MRI tube large enough for Broxton to get his 300-pound frame into. "I'm serious," said Mattingly. 雖說打棒球不是賣牛仔褲 但太肥以至於塞不進MRI,沒辦法做檢查 這樣也不是什麼好事... -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 140.112.25.133

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lmao
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=.=
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他跟洋基那隻誰比較大啊?
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......沙胖行嗎
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我笑了...
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我一開始也想到CC 不過畫面看起來說真的他現在比CC大...
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Jonathan Broxton 6-4, 300 lbs.
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C.C 現在好像290磅
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XDDDDDDD
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CC Sabathia 6-7, 290 lbs.
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Prince Fielder 5-11, 275 lbs.
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........那是MRI做太小了 XD
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CC: 所以我跟自己說絕不能受傷
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我笑了.....塞不進MRI是哪招DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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Bobby Jenks 6-4, 275 lbs.
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(登等~) Broxton OUT!!
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嘴角上揚XDDDDDDDDDDDD
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hahahahaha
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..........
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MRI:怪我囉?
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XD
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I'm serious 也很好笑XD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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進不去就算了 總比硬塞進去檢查然後卡在中間好
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看最新的商周介紹德國作MRI機器的廠商 現在的MRI機器其實
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有笑有推
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進去的入口已經比以前大了 可是顯然還是有人不合SIZE
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Broxton:我不胖,我只是骨架大
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... MRI太小了 怎麼能說我們偉大的MLB球員太大呢
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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應該要做一個 MRI VIP版 給這些尊貴的球員照
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XDDDDDDDDDDD
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我笑翻了
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd
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醫護人員:進去後保持不動唷^^ B胖:我...我動不了="=
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Broxton:我是壯,不是胖
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照MRI不如減肥
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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笑死 XDDDDD
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B胖:我可以量身訂做一個MRI嗎
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lol
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這太扯爛了吧XDXDXDXDXD
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...........
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有笑有推
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別吃太多
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Negative MRI 變成 MRI was negatived
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結果換照MRI的機器要進DL了
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Bartolo Colon這麼圓 會不會也有困難
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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kerker
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我笑翻了+1 "我認真的"後勁好強
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訂做MRI好了 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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夭壽 到底肥到什麼程度....
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XDDDDDDDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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超扯!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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教士的Bell應該比他胖
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個MRI機然後卡在裡面不就糗大了?
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XDDDDDDDDDD
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有困難...
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Ortiz : .....
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哈 可以轉joke了吧 這個
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 淦 有夠好笑 Fielder表示:我會保持健康!
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去用歐尼爾照過的那台應該可以吧?
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XDDDDDDDDDDD
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做過MRI知道有多大台...看來B胖不是叫假的= =
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XDDD
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XD!!!
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lol
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XDDDDDDDDDDD
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XD
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他讓我想到超人特攻隊的爸爸
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wtf wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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靠XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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