[閒聊] 一百種受傷的理由

看板MLB (美國職棒/大聯盟)作者時間13年前 (2013/01/25 11:09), 編輯推噓24(2409)
留言33則, 33人參與, 7年前最新討論串1/2 (看更多)
http://0rz.tw/qvXa8 Free-agent right-hander Carl Pavano doesn’t figure to be signing with a new team anytime soon. WORLD OF HURT Baseball players have been hurt in many embarrassing ways. See the weirdest, ego-bruising injuries. Pavano, 37, recently suffered a ruptured spleen that will sideline him for 6 to 8 weeks, according to major-league sources. The injury occurred when slipped and fell while shoveling snow on his driveway in Vermont, one source said. Pavano’s agent, Dave Pepe, declined comment. The Colorado Rockies and New York Mets were among the teams that had shown interest in Pavano, sources said. Pavano did not pitch after June 1 last season due to a sore right shoulder that was caused by a bone bruise on his humerus, according to reports. He enjoyed a resurgence in the two seasons prior to that, winning 26 games and averaging 222 innings for the Twins. Carl Pavano的最新力作,在家剷雪摔倒,脾臟破裂,要休六到八週。 原本有機會到手的工作也飛了。 ..╮(﹋﹏﹌)╭.. -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 173.250.132.93

01/25 11:09, , 1F
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01/25 11:10, , 2F
你贏了...
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01/25 11:10, , 3F
是詛咒 是詛咒阿~~~~快逃~~~~
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01/25 11:11, , 4F
結果痛痛人休息時又從床上滾下受傷 多休息四週
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01/25 11:12, , 5F
脾臟破裂....也摔得太大力了吧
01/25 11:12, 5F

01/25 11:15, , 6F
這個應該是有撞到突起物....
01/25 11:15, 6F

01/25 11:16, , 7F
剷雪比想像中危險喔!! 尤其變成冰以後 超級危險的
01/25 11:16, 7F

01/25 11:31, , 8F
我覺得這個不誇張, 雪水結冰的地真的很危險, 超會摔
01/25 11:31, 8F

01/25 12:44, , 9F
摔個一次後 我對雪就幻滅了...
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01/25 12:45, , 10F
太強了。。。
01/25 12:45, 10F

01/25 13:03, , 11F
我開始同情他了...
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01/25 13:06, , 12F
以後給合約,多給一項:鏟雪外包工補助
01/25 13:06, 12F

01/25 13:30, , 13F
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01/25 13:36, , 14F
這這這這這.......
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01/25 13:47, , 15F
.........
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01/25 13:49, , 16F
以後合約要附註 休季期間不得鏟雪XDDDDD
01/25 13:49, 16F

01/25 15:02, , 17F
說真的 這種受傷我酸不下去 只覺得很慘 要多拜拜Orz
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01/25 15:31, , 18F
脾臟破裂太慘了 就不酸你了
01/25 15:31, 18F

01/25 15:51, , 19F
以後休兵期間要進精神病院穿禁制衣 只能喝流質食物
01/25 15:51, 19F

01/25 17:04, , 20F
脾臟破裂...天啊
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01/25 17:11, , 21F
...........XD
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01/25 18:59, , 22F
好可怕=口=...
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01/25 19:40, , 23F
那麼有錢還自己掃雪 真是自己討的
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01/25 20:04, , 24F
...也太慘了
01/25 20:04, 24F

01/25 23:24, , 25F
塊陶啊~~
01/25 23:24, 25F

01/26 00:00, , 26F
以後鏟雪要穿釘鞋了....XD
01/26 00:00, 26F

01/26 00:17, , 27F
結果穿釘鞋踩到自己而受傷 XDDDD
01/26 00:17, 27F

01/26 10:23, , 28F
結果在醫院休養時翻身壓到內臟,本季報銷
01/26 10:23, 28F

01/27 00:08, , 29F
樓上 那種情況連人生都有可能報銷
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01/27 13:26, , 30F
和護士__,旦旦被壓爆
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01/27 14:35, , 31F
這也太歡樂了吧? XD XD
01/27 14:35, 31F

01/29 22:00, , 32F
家不是避風港
01/29 22:00, 32F

12/26 17:58, 7年前 , 33F
我覺得這個不誇張, 雪 https://muxiv.com
12/26 17:58, 33F
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