[閒聊] 今天練拳聽到的一個趣事
今天去練拳擊的時候 教練講了一個趣聞
有個拳王 家中遭了小偷
而那位拳王則是在陰暗處看著小偷為所欲為
就這樣讓小偷一二三樓這樣跑來跑去
等到小偷偷了差不多的時候
(聽至此 我想 拳王應該是想用拳頭給那位小偷驚喜吧)
拳王報警了
(蝦密!? 報警? 不是叫救護車? 難道拳王很注重安全?)
警察到了 後來也抓了小偷
就問拳王
不是拳王嗎 爲何不自己解決!?
拳王就解釋
我想了想 那個小偷偷的東西大概三萬美金
而我一場比賽算下來 一拳就要八千塊美金
這樣推算 我打他滿不值得的
(拳王真精打細算呀......)
教練也說是他聽說的啦 也不知道真的假的
不知道版上有沒有人聽過
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