[外絮] 名嘴: 湖人vs雷霆就像假LV被拿去跟真品比

看板NBA (美國籃球)作者 (usmarine2008)時間1小時前 (2026/04/06 22:12), 1小時前編輯推噓37(38142)
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名嘴 Colin Cowherd 評論湖人vs雷霆的比賽 reddit也有很多討論 完整逐字稿 That was ugly last night. I mean, I took a nap. I was going to stay up and watch it. And I'm about 7 minutes in. And that was the Lakers moved up, let's say, in weight class and got knocked out in the first round. And Oklahoma City is led by 30 at half 3 times this season, twice against the Lakers. And sometimes it's hard to tell a fake Louis Vuitton bag from a real one until they're next to each other. And I think you know what I'm getting at. 昨晚那場真的很難看。老實說,我本來打算熬夜看,結果先睡一下。看到 7分鐘左右,我 就覺得差不多了。那場比賽就像 Lakers 往上打一個量級,結果第一回合就被直接 KO。 而且雷霆本季已有3次在半場領先30分,其中2次就是打湖人。有時候, 假的LV包跟真的看起來很像 但只要擺在一起,差別就一清二楚了。我想你懂我的意思 Once a team wins a championship like the Thunder last year, they don't care as much about the regular season. But here's what the Thunder care about. Humbling the Lakers and going after Luka to get SGA the MVP. They made a point from the very beginning to not only hunt Luka defensively, but make him work for every basket. And before he limped off in the third quarter, he was one for seven on threes, three for 10 was six turnovers. They made a point to go after Luka on both ends. And this has been my I've been preaching this for two months. The Lakers are going to struggle with OKC San Antonio and Minnesota. Austin Reeves will get hunted last night. Oklahoma City players shot 70 percent if Austin Reeves guarded them and 65 percent if Luka guarded them. So in a nutshell, last night, the Lakers got blown out in five minutes. 像雷霆這種去年已經拿過冠軍的球都u ii,他們其實沒那麼在乎例行賽。但雷霆真正在 意的是什麼?就是狠狠修理湖人,然後透過針對 Luka,幫SGA衝MVP。從比賽一開始,他 們就很明確,不只是防守端鎖定 Luka,還要讓他每一球都打得非常辛苦。在他第三節一 拐一拐地下場之前,他三分球7投 1中,整體10投3中,還發生了6 次失誤。雷霆 很明顯 就是在兩端都衝著 Luka 來。 而這其實就是我過去兩個月一直在講的事。Lakers 會很難打雷霆、馬刺 跟 灰狼。AR也 會被點名針對。昨晚雷霆球員在 AR防守下命中率是 70%,在 Luka 防守下是 65%。所以 簡單講,昨晚湖人在開賽 5 分鐘內就已經被打爆了。 LeBron was minus 37, a non factor only took seven shots. Austin Reeves got hunted first possession on and and Luka limped off. So let's stop thinking the Lakers are a championship team. I also think, you know, games like this again, when you put him up against the heavyweight champ, the new ownership group looks at LeBron and wonders, oh, this is this is a real champion and we're not close. And now Luka is going to have an MRI. He's out of the MVP race. He won't qualify. Doubt he plays for two weeks. He also probably won't work out for two weeks. LeBron 的正負值是 -37,幾乎沒什麼存在感,全場只出手 7 次。AR從第一個回合就被點 名打,而 Luka 又一拐一拐地下場。所以別再把 Lakers 當成爭冠球隊了。 我也覺得,像昨晚這種比賽,當你真的碰上重量級冠軍級的隊伍時,新的老闆團隊看著 LeBron,大概也會想:「喔,這才叫真正的冠軍球隊,我們根本還差很遠。」 現在 Luka 又要去照 MRI,他也退出 MVP 競爭了,因為已經不符合資格。 我也懷疑他接下來兩週都不會打,甚至可能連訓練都沒辦法正常做。 And we've talked about this. He not only in March had his biggest minutes per game average, he leads the NBA in usage rate by a mile. And because the Lakers are a lopsided roster, they really depend on his volume and his minutes and his scoring. He doesn't, you know, let's let's be honest in a game like last night, sometimes you get LeBron with energy, sometimes you don't. And OKC makes Austin Reeves play defense so you don't get his offensive production. 之前也講過這點 Luka在三月份的場均出賽時間創下新高,使用率更是遙遙領先全聯盟 再加上湖人的陣容本來就很失衡,所以他們非常仰賴 Luka的持球量、上場時間和得分。 他不是那種可以稍微休一下也沒差的球員。像昨晚那種比賽 LeBron有時有力,有時沒力 而雷霆又會逼 AR把力氣花在防守上,這樣你也看不到他的進攻火力。 So last night when when Luka got hurt, it wasn't a collision. It's a soft tissue issue. At halftime, they were working on it. His body just collapsed in the third quarter. And that's all those minutes. So all that stuff we talked about in March and 15 and two. And I kept saying, guys, the regular season is different. If you're a great half court offensive team, it is hard in the regular season to prepare for you on no rest or one night's rest. But having a team face the Lakers, a good team like OKC, San Antonio, Denver night after night after night, seven straight games, they are lopsided. They are so dependent on Lukas offense. 所以昨晚Luka受傷時,不是碰撞造成的,而是軟組織問題。中場休息時球隊就在處理了。 到了第三節,他的身體就直接撐不住了。這就是那些上場時間累積出來的結果。 所以我們之前 3 月一直在講那些什麼 15 勝 2 敗,我那時就一直說,各位,例行賽跟季 後賽是不同的。當你是一支很強的半場進攻球隊,在例行賽裡,對手只有零休息或只休一 天,其實很難完整準備來對付你。但如果是讓一支像雷霆、馬刺、金塊這種強隊,連續一 場又一場、七戰系列賽那樣去打 Lakers,他們的陣容失衡問題就會被放到最大。 他們真的太依賴 Luka 的進攻了。 備註 網友留言 https://i.meee.com.tw/ywzEYPF.png
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04/06 22:13, 1小時前 , 1F
比喻太複雜 他們看不懂啦
04/06 22:13, 1F

04/06 22:13, 1小時前 , 2F
簡單四個字:指羌為羊
04/06 22:13, 2F

04/06 22:15, 1小時前 , 3F
湖人:看看歷史,我們再怎麼爛也是落寞名牌好嗎( ̄
04/06 22:15, 3F

04/06 22:15, 1小時前 , 4F
▽ ̄)不是假貨
04/06 22:15, 4F

04/06 22:18, 1小時前 , 5F
一個是聯盟自個想捧的, 一個是跪下來求聯盟罩的
04/06 22:18, 5F

04/06 22:20, 1小時前 , 6F
打不過很正常 湖人現在卡了一堆過渡合約
04/06 22:20, 6F

04/06 22:21, 1小時前 , 7F
這是LA 不是LV
04/06 22:21, 7F

04/06 22:21, 1小時前 , 8F
更別說還有夏天的山羊合約問題
04/06 22:21, 8F

04/06 22:21, 1小時前 , 9F
打不過正常 但沒想到是輸了還雙星全倒
04/06 22:21, 9F

04/06 22:27, 1小時前 , 10F
C3是假LV 那C3後面的一串是啥?假貨不如?
04/06 22:27, 10F

04/06 22:29, 1小時前 , 11F
8樓偷渡山羌喔
04/06 22:29, 11F

04/06 22:29, 1小時前 , 12F
你們怎麼那麼愛po Cowherd= =
04/06 22:29, 12F

04/06 22:30, 1小時前 , 13F
他就是當年那個西門>>>>>>>>>>>LeBron那個鞋咖
04/06 22:30, 13F

04/06 22:31, 1小時前 , 14F
就教練死操主力啊 然後姆咪前幾天還說JJ有料
04/06 22:31, 14F

04/06 22:33, 1小時前 , 15F
是那個我們不要Lebron了 我們有西門的那個喔
04/06 22:33, 15F

04/06 22:33, 1小時前 , 16F
湖人接下來坦下去,排名收C5高機率
04/06 22:33, 16F

04/06 22:35, 1小時前 , 17F
中場就出狀況還硬打,JJ還能甩給醫療組嗎
04/06 22:35, 17F

04/06 22:38, 1小時前 , 18F
還有人挺JJ,一場差30分差操傷兩個,而且早有跡象了
04/06 22:38, 18F

04/06 22:41, 1小時前 , 19F
我覺得蠻貼切的耶,就真的實力落差很大
04/06 22:41, 19F

04/06 22:45, 1小時前 , 20F
嘿啊 就他
04/06 22:45, 20F

04/06 22:48, 1小時前 , 21F
糊迷自己還在顧著吵架,沒空啦
04/06 22:48, 21F

04/06 22:48, 1小時前 , 22F
第二段第一行感覺腦補了吧
04/06 22:48, 22F

04/06 22:49, 1小時前 , 23F
可以酸湖人跟LBJ 當然很愛 管他以前講過什麼
04/06 22:49, 23F

04/06 22:50, 1小時前 , 24F
JJ某種程度上就是年輕版老席 去年首輪就看出來了
04/06 22:50, 24F

04/06 22:50, 1小時前 , 25F
暴了兩個先發還要被酸 慘喔
04/06 22:50, 25F

04/06 22:53, 1小時前 , 26F
但他確實有料啊 菜鳥教頭連兩年50勝
04/06 22:53, 26F

04/06 22:55, 1小時前 , 27F
什麼是u ii
04/06 22:55, 27F

04/06 22:55, 1小時前 , 28F
Colin不就之前SAS同事嗎 不用太意外
04/06 22:55, 28F

04/06 22:55, 1小時前 , 29F
這他工作
04/06 22:55, 29F

04/06 22:59, 1小時前 , 30F
SAS在這版都能被捧成神了
04/06 22:59, 30F

04/06 23:01, 58分鐘前 , 31F
Cowherd還在這板被說過是詹媒咧 快笑死我了
04/06 23:01, 31F

04/06 23:04, 55分鐘前 , 32F
笑死真假 他講了有西門詹可蛋雕
04/06 23:04, 32F

04/06 23:04, 55分鐘前 , 33F
也講過 詹40絕對不會比喬40強
04/06 23:04, 33F

04/06 23:04, 55分鐘前 , 34F
這樣都可以被誤認成詹媒?
04/06 23:04, 34F

04/06 23:04, 55分鐘前 , 35F
湖人沒有輸,整個三月守死了大頭森華子kd米邱
04/06 23:04, 35F

04/06 23:05, 54分鐘前 , 36F
今天打小犢,樂邦整場為什麼都不敢去守FLAG?
04/06 23:05, 36F

04/06 23:05, 54分鐘前 , 37F
04/06 23:05, 37F

04/06 23:05, 54分鐘前 , 38F
自己慢慢看吧
04/06 23:05, 38F

04/06 23:06, 53分鐘前 , 39F
我現在都害怕,季末這幾場,可能肯禿再去主防對面
04/06 23:06, 39F

04/06 23:06, 53分鐘前 , 40F
沒那麼貴重
04/06 23:06, 40F

04/06 23:06, 53分鐘前 , 41F
主攻手,到時候又要傷了一個後衛
04/06 23:06, 41F

04/06 23:06, 53分鐘前 , 42F
少了兩個大腿 直接破功
04/06 23:06, 42F

04/06 23:07, 52分鐘前 , 43F
有夠慘 場均40分還要背鍋
04/06 23:07, 43F

04/06 23:09, 50分鐘前 , 44F
羌:洗類烤喔
04/06 23:09, 44F

04/06 23:09, 50分鐘前 , 45F
講跟籃球無關的,假的LV如果不跟真的擺一起,會看不
04/06 23:09, 45F

04/06 23:09, 50分鐘前 , 46F
出來嗎?
04/06 23:09, 46F

04/06 23:09, 50分鐘前 , 47F
笑死那篇幾乎整串把cowherd 抹成詹媒XDDDD
04/06 23:09, 47F

04/06 23:09, 50分鐘前 , 48F
還問他到底養多少人
04/06 23:09, 48F

04/06 23:09, 50分鐘前 , 49F
感謝提供~~ 原來酸酸講的詹媒罵77 要說富堡完全
04/06 23:09, 49F

04/06 23:09, 50分鐘前 , 50F
ok Cowherd 居然也是其中之一?
04/06 23:09, 50F

04/06 23:09, 50分鐘前 , 51F
哈 太好笑了
04/06 23:09, 51F

04/06 23:10, 49分鐘前 , 52F
翻譯:喇叭就是個假貨
04/06 23:10, 52F

04/06 23:11, 48分鐘前 , 53F
至少還是山寨LV包,不像某整骨隊連Coach都山寨不了
04/06 23:11, 53F

04/06 23:13, 46分鐘前 , 54F
很中肯
04/06 23:13, 54F

04/06 23:14, 45分鐘前 , 55F
詹酸有個神秘陰謀論的世界觀 但凡稱讚老詹就是詹媒
04/06 23:14, 55F

04/06 23:16, 43分鐘前 , 56F
拋開事實不談 諷刺批評老詹才是正義之聲 所以經常
04/06 23:16, 56F

04/06 23:16, 43分鐘前 , 57F
左右橫跳前後邏輯短路
04/06 23:16, 57F

04/06 23:17, 42分鐘前 , 58F
所以Cowherd到底是不是詹媒?
04/06 23:17, 58F

04/06 23:22, 37分鐘前 , 59F
選秀大年 湖人就算C5也難挑到什麼好料
04/06 23:22, 59F

04/06 23:25, 34分鐘前 , 60F
假LV真靠北
04/06 23:25, 60F

04/06 23:27, 32分鐘前 , 61F
像那個LakersDaily 酸就很合理 畢竟背後創辦人大概
04/06 23:27, 61F

04/06 23:27, 32分鐘前 , 62F
就是粉絲 寫一些幹的賺點閱 連這個人都可以說成是
04/06 23:27, 62F

04/06 23:27, 32分鐘前 , 63F
詹媒的話…..你們果然是有些問題無誤
04/06 23:27, 63F

04/06 23:36, 23分鐘前 , 64F
比喻怪怪的 如果是A仿 其實跟真品分不太出來 甚至名
04/06 23:36, 64F

04/06 23:36, 23分鐘前 , 65F
人也是用借真品或是買A仿居多 當然 現在的湖人比較
04/06 23:36, 65F

04/06 23:36, 23分鐘前 , 66F
像是MIC的地攤B級品
04/06 23:36, 66F

04/06 23:42, 17分鐘前 , 67F
某咪大談陰謀論跟邏輯真的極度諷刺 不說說只要複製
04/06 23:42, 67F

04/06 23:42, 17分鐘前 , 68F
喇棒說過的話都會被姆咪打成現實生活不如意了
04/06 23:42, 68F

04/06 23:42, 17分鐘前 , 69F
這裡還有比這更陰謀更毫無邏輯的言論嗎?
04/06 23:42, 69F

04/06 23:44, 15分鐘前 , 70F
靠我之前都沒看過這麼好看的東西 大家共享
04/06 23:44, 70F

04/06 23:44, 15分鐘前 , 71F
「某天我起床不再想看詹的比賽 取而代之的是想看西
04/06 23:44, 71F

04/06 23:44, 15分鐘前 , 72F
門」 XDDDD 「龜龜AD都沒有讓我有這種感覺 唯獨一
04/06 23:44, 72F

04/06 23:44, 15分鐘前 , 73F
人有」 「勒邦你可以走了 你還是很棒 但聯盟有西門
04/06 23:44, 73F

04/06 23:44, 15分鐘前 , 74F
」 「我有預感歷史級球星預定」
04/06 23:44, 74F

04/06 23:44, 15分鐘前 , 75F

04/06 23:44, 15分鐘前 , 76F
留言也都超好笑
04/06 23:44, 76F

04/06 23:46, 13分鐘前 , 77F
灰狼:誒不是,要打阿肥了嗎?
04/06 23:46, 77F

04/06 23:47, 12分鐘前 , 78F
原來版友喜歡餵會說這種話名嘴的內容給大眾
04/06 23:47, 78F

04/06 23:47, 12分鐘前 , 79F
簡直是瞧不起各路酸民跟迷迷的智商耶…..
04/06 23:47, 79F

04/06 23:48, 11分鐘前 , 80F
去年也c3進季後賽,結果呢
04/06 23:48, 80F

04/06 23:52, 7分鐘前 , 81F
太不給goat尊重了吧
04/06 23:52, 81F
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