[BP] Organizational Ranking Haikus

看板Prospect作者 (翹你的小鋼盔)時間13年前 (2011/03/04 13:22), 編輯推噓2(201)
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http://www.baseballprospectus.com/article.php?articleid=13101 by Kevin Goldstein 1. Kansas City Royals The best, it's not close Moose, Hosmer, tons of lefties Tim Collins is small 2. Tampa Bay Rays Always among best A million draft picks coming Wish one was Posey 3. Atlanta Braves I am The Freeman Latino arms cause envy Julio this year? 4. New York Yankees Slugger with no glove The B's need to prove themselves Yankees or trade bait? 5. Toronto Blue Jays Bad one year ago Alex builds through trades and draft Still have a J.P. 6. Los Angeles Angels Much more than just Trout Free agents are for suckers! OK, we messed up 7. Cleveland Indians Few stars, crazy depth Big-league infield: horrible Kip, Lonnie are close 8. Philadelphia Phillies Yin and Yang past Brown Could explode, both directions Always bet on tools 9. Cincinnati Reds Triple-digit heat Now wasted in the bullpen? Many to catch him 10. Texas Rangers Bevy of young arms Please just let Scheppers relieve We need hitters, too? 11. San Diego Padres Lone slugger departs Star prospects arrive in tow Can't win without runs 12. Washington Nationals Harper is a beast Abandoning the eye black? Fastballs to the back 13. Seattle Mariners Ackley gets on base But is there more to his game? Sorry, not really. 14. Colorado Rockies Matzek still waffles Ace one day, mortal the next Throw more strikes, lefty 15. Minnesota Twins Strike-throwers en masse That's a lot of outfielders! The German lies low 16. Oakland Athletics Fat walkers are gone Replaced with tools and upside Why is Carter blocked? 17. Pittsburgh Pirates Yes, still digging out Turnaround looms with huge arms? Will still take some time 18. Los Angeles Dodgers First-round pick is mocked Yet signs, as divorce lies low Eat something, Gordon 19. Boston Red Sox Many steps backward A-Gonz takes away the depth Money will fix that 20. Arizona Diamondbacks Dan Haren departs To show for it: not enough Parker must bounce back 21. St. Louis Cardinals Working their way up One stud arm, surprising depth Big-league deal for Cox? 22. San Francisco Giants Rings over rankings Posey and MadBum excuse Little beyond Belt 23. Chicago Cubs Garza plunders depth Wasn't so good to start with Sign more football stars! 24. New York Mets Spending low in draft Over-slot deals? Never, sir! Blame it on Madoff? 25. Chicago White Sox Needs bulk, lit’rally Sale's invisible sideways Wading-pool shallow 26. Baltimore Orioles One stud pitcher looms Top shortstop pick, far away But really, that's it 27. Detroit TigerS Rush those big pitchers! Rush those athletic hitters! Too bad they're not good 28. Houston Astros That's all you can get? For Roy Oswalt and Berkman? Old, bad, no help soon. 29. Florida Marlins Why play Dominguez? Not ready, not gonna win And who will see him? 30. Milwaukee Brewers We got Zack Greinke! No! Seriously! Greinke! Zack Friggin' Greinke! -- 哈 有人要翻嗎 -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 211.74.216.38

03/04 13:56, , 1F
大貓的評語蠻好笑的
03/04 13:56, 1F

03/04 15:02, , 2F
洋基的評語還挺中肯的...會打的不會守, 投的好的都還有
03/04 15:02, 2F

03/04 15:02, , 3F
待證明自己
03/04 15:02, 3F
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