[ㄐㄐ][快速翻譯] 狗改不了吃屎

看板RedSox作者IronChef (Schadenfreude)時間17年前 (2008/07/09 20:27)推噓24(25推 1噓 7→)

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http://www.bostonherald.com/track/inside_track/view/2008_07_08_main_track_story/ Ex-stripper to Cindy: Alex Rodriguez won’t ‘change his spots’ 前跳脫衣舞的ㄇㄟㄇㄟ對Cindy喊話 - "狗改不了吃屎" Cheatin’ Yankees slugger Alex Rodriguez had a two-night stand with an ex-Centerfolds stripper while in town to play the Red Sox [team stats] in 2004, and Candice Houlihan says A-Rod’s wife “did the right thing” by filing for divorce yesterday. 2004年A-Rod跟這位跳ㄇㄟㄇㄟ在2004年了ㄍㄆ了兩次然後這位ㄇㄟ說A-Rod老婆作的是對ㄉ “A leopard doesn’t change his spots,” Houlihan, now a Reading hairdresser, told the Track. “Good for her, I think she’s doing the smart thing. And she ’ll probably get tons of cash.” "狗改不了吃屎他這樣離婚還可以撈一筆會怕就好哈哈" - ㄇㄟㄇㄟ現在在美容業ㄌ Cynthia Rodriguez threw her $275 million man a vicious curve yesterday, saying her five-year marriage to the Yankees third baseman “is irretrievably broken because of the husband’s extra-marital affairs and other marital misconduct.” Cin-Rod說他要離婚ㄌ因為他老公10月份都便秘 Apparently the final straw for Mrs. A-Rod was her hubby’s reported late-night visits to Madonna’s New York apartment. Cyn’s attorney told People.com yesterday that the slugger and the pop queen had “an affair of the heart” and that A-Rod is smitten with Mrs. Guy Ritchie. (Madonna has denied that they are involved.) Cin-Rod說他終於受不了ㄌ因為A-Rod都跟ㄇㄉㄋ花很多時間在一起 Mrs. A-Rod’s divorce papers, filed in Miami, allege that Rodriguez “ emotionally abandoned his wife and children.” 離婚文件: 他都不鳥我們了啦哭哭 But according to Houlihan, that is not exactly a news flash. She says A-Rod was a player when she met him four years ago at Fenway Park [map] - the same July night he was thrown out of the game for brawling with Sox captain Jason Varitek [stats]! ㄇㄟㄇㄟ說: 我們第一次就是在2004年他被隊長ㄉㄊㄅㄏ那一天 The ’94 Reading High graduate said she was at the ballgame with several friends and had primo seats right near the visitors’ dugout. When the Yankees came out to stretch, she and her girlfriends started “hootin’ and hollerin’ ” at A-Rod. ㄇㄟㄇㄟ: 我們那天都在第一排噓他 “We were really bustin’ his chops and he walked over to us and I thought he was going to yell at us,” she said. “But he introduced himself, asked me who I was and if I wanted to meet up for drinks later. I was like ‘Hell, yeah!’ ” ㄇㄟㄇㄟ: 最後A-Rod居然邀我們去夜店然後我就pu上去ㄌ Candice said she told Rodriguez she’d be at Saint after the game and sure enough, he showed up at the Back Bay club - wedding ring and all! ㄇㄟㄇㄟ: 我本來以為他像那個說要發1000萬台幣的一樣打嘴泡結果他有來ㄟ ! “It was killing me and I felt bad afterwards,” she said. “I’m not a bad person. I know how it feels to be cheated on, it sucks. But a couple of drinks later, I didn’t notice all that much, to tell you the truth.” ㄇㄟㄇㄟ: 我本來覺得好像不太好但是我喝醉了怎麼辦ㄋ Houlihan said A-Rod had a couple of shots of tequila and a few Sex on the Beach cocktails, then they went back to A-Rod’s room at the Ritz-Carlton and had sex. But, she added, they also talked all night and seemed to hit it off. ㄇㄟㄇㄟ: 我們喝了以後就回去ㄍㄆ了但是我們有聊天喔 “I told him I was a basketball player in high school and we talked a lot about that,” she said. “It’s a little weird because he was a really nice guy.” ㄇㄟㄇㄟ: 我告訴他我以前是籃球隊ㄉ他人其實很好 Houlihan said she and her girlfriends Googled A-Rod the next day and she was shocked to find out that his wife was pregnant with their first child. ㄇㄟㄇㄟ: 隔一天我們用了goo神發現他老婆懷孕ㄌ “We were all freaking out,” she said. ㄇㄟㄇㄟ: 我跟我的姊妹都嚇死ㄌ But when A-Rod called her when he was in town for the American League Championship Series, Candice met him and they had sex again. (Although this time he didn’t let her stay the night.) ㄇㄟㄇㄟ: ALCS的時候他又來找我ㄍㄆ “He said he had a big game the next day. I like to say I helped us win,” she laughed. “I reversed the curse!” ㄇㄟㄇㄟ: 他第二天有比賽ㄐㄐ沒贏是因為我是我用我的肉體犧牲結束了魔咒!!! ===== ㄇㄟㄇㄟ比ㄏㄍ還要厲害ㄏㄍ是說了就中了ㄇㄟㄇㄟ是上了就中了 ===== -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 124.10.91.84 ※ 編輯: IronChef 來自: 124.10.91.84 (07/09 20:28) ※ 編輯: IronChef 來自: 124.10.91.84 (07/09 20:28)

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