Re: [新聞] 杜蘭特入邪教 未婚妻受不了分手

看板Thunder (奧克拉荷馬市 雷霆)作者 (田中鬪莉王)時間10年前 (2014/07/24 20:14), 10年前編輯推噓21(2105)
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哈 哈 哈 very funny. -- Kevin Durant Accused of Being Illuminati By Teammates http://0rz.tw/YuscQ ※ 引述《mainjo74 (mainjo)》之銘言: : 杜蘭特入邪教 未婚妻受不了鬧分手 : http://www.appledaily.com.tw/realtimenews/article/sports/20140724/439353/ : WNBA球員莫妮卡(Monica Wright)日前受訪時透露已和雷霆看板球星杜蘭特(Kevin : Durant)解除婚約,兩人分道揚鑣,美國八卦網站mediatakeout.com驚爆2人分手主因,是 : 因為杜蘭特竟是神秘宗教組織「光明會(Illuminati)」的成員,莫妮卡難以接受他的宗教 : 信仰,只能選擇分手。 : 莫妮卡在去年7月答應杜蘭特的求婚,她當時還在推特(Twitter)秀了杜蘭特送的大鑽戒, : 羨煞旁人,想不到婚都還沒結,就因宗教信仰勞燕分飛,莫妮卡閨蜜透露:「一開始2人 : 訂婚時,杜蘭特只是1名基督徒,現在我不知道他開始信仰些什麼,我覺得這都要怪他加 : 盟Jay-Z的經紀公司,整個人變得怪怪的。」 : 美國運動八卦網站emoiresports曾在4月就報導過,雷霆隊友們紛指杜蘭特是「光明會」 : 的人,雷霆主帥布魯克斯說:「這孩子確實變得有些不同,他原本是個超級乖寶寶,個性 : 超Nice、超有禮貌,但自從光明會拉他入會後,事情有了轉變,他現在變成全聯盟技術犯 : 規第2多的球員,我不知道怎麼幫他。」本季結束後,杜蘭特共有生涯新高16次技術犯規 : ,全聯盟最多。 “There is definitely something up with that kid.” Said head coach of the Thunder Scott Brooks. “He used to be so incredibly nice. He was the most polite person ever. Once the Illuminati got their claws into him, though, things have turned around drastically. Kevin has the second most technical fouls in the league right now. I just don’t know what to do with him.” : 杜蘭特的隊友也爆料:「他賺很多錢,但從不花錢,我們從未見過他買過任何奢侈品,他 : 過的日子跟窮光蛋沒什麼兩樣,其他的隊友們,我們大家都很會花,像我在車庫裡就有16 : 輛車,床上有堆得像座山的馬子,我想杜蘭特應該是把他的錢都給了『光明會』。」 : 因為杜蘭特態度丕變,他在球隊開始遭受排擠,對此杜蘭特說:「大家都不鳥我,我很誠 : 實地說我不是光明會的人,我甚至不知道他們在幹嘛,我就只是1個25歲在打NBA的小伙子 : ,我到現在之所以聽過『光明會』,也是從湯姆漢克斯(Tom Hanks)的電影裡看到的。」 : 但面對杜蘭惡的嚴詞否認,布魯克斯不以為然:「他當然會這樣說,難道他會承認嗎?我 : 只能說種種跡象都可以證明。」 “He’s making money. He’s not spending it. We haven’t seen him buy anything extravagant. He lives the life of a pauper outside of the team, and it’s frightening.” Said a member of the team, speaking on the guise of anonymity. “The rest of us guys, we go out and blow money on whatever we want. I’ve got 16 cars in my garage. I’ve got mountains of girls in my bed. I’ve got it all, baby. Durant…man, Kevin, his money, man. He must be giving it all to those Illuminati peoples.” Reportedly, Durant has been ostracized during pre-game warmups and after game drills. “They won’t help me out. They won’t pass me the ball in games. I can’t even get any of the guys to talk to me anymore. They think I’m some kind of freak.” said Durant, clearly frustrated with his team’s actions towards him. “I can honestly say that I am not in the Illuminati. I don’t even know who they are or what they’re about. I’m just a kid. Man, I’m 25 years old and I play pro ball. How much do you really think I know about the world? I only heard of the Illuminati the same way everyone else did – watching them movies with Tom Hanks.” “Well of course he said he’s not Illuminati.” said Brooks, when told about what Durant said. “Did you really think he was going to admit it? All I’m saying is…there are signs.” Durant could not be reached for further comment. A spokesperson for the NBA, who wishes to remain anonymous, did say that the NBA has their suspicions, but are not currently taking any action at this time. More information will be released as it becomes available. : 光明會是發源自啟蒙運動時期的1個祕密宗教組織,成立於1776年5月1日,至今已有238年 : 歷史,成立初期吸引眾多數學家、物理學家、天文學家和藝術家加入,隨著聲勢逐漸壯大 : ,羅馬教廷倍感威脅,因此將光明會列為邪教,開始展開肅清,光明會自此走入地下化。 : 電影《達文西密碼》故事劇情就是描述光明會與羅馬天主教會之間的衝突。(陳雍仁/綜 : 合報導) The Illuminati was a secret society started in the late 1700s. At that point, it was designed to thwart government power and prejudices. Over time, though, the group changed, and they became less about stopping the powers-that-be from running the country and its people, and move to become the group that ran the world. : 這是真的嗎== 這篇的來源是Empire Sports,作者叫做whoisgrimm <-這像是可靠來源嗎 讓我們來看看這篇網站上還有甚麼東西...(礙於篇幅,自己點進去看) Carmelo Anthony Signs Multi-Year Deal With The Miami Heat 06/26 http://www.empiresports.co/carmelo-anthony-signs-with-the-miami-heat/ One of the most exciting players in the NBA, Carmelo Anthony, announced earlier today that he has signed a 3-year deal with The Miami Heat, hoping to replace the talent that Miami is losing after it was recently announced that their star player, LeBron James, would be leaving to become a free agent. Anthony will be headed to a new city, on a new team, in attempts to do what he was trying to do with The Knicks – win a title. Tony Romo And Jason Witten Admit To Homosexual Romance http://0rz.tw/JkZji “Jason and I both felt like the time to come clean was now. With the all the acceptance of being gay now we had no reason not to. We are in love and no one can take that away from us. Since day one we felt something special between us and that eventually led to us having a relationship for several years now.” said Romo who was hand in hand with lover Jason Witten next to him. 結果就只有一堆不好笑的幻想文章,參考性只有bleacher report的1%吧 -- 保險起見,我還在google和twitter上用 KD Illuminati, Kevin Durant Illuminati Durant Monica Illuminati這些關鍵字搜尋過 有興趣可以自己去搜搜看 -- 會英翻中不代表可以這樣亂找一篇外電貼出來(...這連外電都不算) 記者素質 哀 *** 補充一下報導中提到的mediatakeout.com http://0rz.tw/Tyc94 (這應該是最接近的) MTO WORLD EXCLUSIVE: NBA Star Kevin Durant’s FIANCE Says She BROKE UP WITH HIM . . . Because He STOPPED BEING ‘Christian’ . . . When He Got SIGNED TO JAY Z!! (ILLUMINATI 6-6-6) MediaTakeOut.come was the FIRST news source in the world to tell you about NBA superstar Kevin Durant's ENGAGEMENT to the lovely and VERY Christian WNBA player Monica Wright. And we told you about their BREAK UP. Now we're finding out WHY!! Monica spoke OPENLY about the reason's for her ENGAGEMENT ENDING last week at a BIBLE STUDY open to the public. She said of Kevin - "I was engaged last year, and it kind of changed that relationship big time. Cause I was going in a direction that unfortunately a lot of people aren’t willing to sacrifice their lifestyle for." We spoke to a person close to Monica who had some MORE INFO on what happened. She explained, "When Kevin and Monica were engaged, [Kevin] was a Christian. He had his struggles but he was definitely committed. Now I don't know what he is. I blame it on [Signing with Jay Z's management company] RocNation. He moved to L.A. has a bunch of internet THOTS around day and night, and he thinks he's a rapper." The insider added, "He made his choices and I'm sure they'll give him all the fame and riches that he desires, but I pray for his soul." Dang . . . they got him too??? Here is Monica speaking on it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=ZKj7-htxE7s
厄...就連排版亂七八糟的八卦網站也不是這麼說的... -- "HARD WORK BEATS TALENT WHEN TALENT FAILS TO WORK HARD." -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc), 來自: 61.62.168.143 ※ 文章網址: http://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Thunder/M.1406204051.A.751.html ※ 編輯: tanaka0826 (61.62.168.143), 07/24/2014 20:27:18

07/24 20:35, , 1F
人類愚蠢是無限大的 就是有人會信XD
07/24 20:35, 1F

07/24 21:05, , 2F
加入邪教 會每年夏天都不休息在練球
07/24 21:05, 2F

07/24 21:05, , 3F
KD每年的進步是有目共睹的~~
07/24 21:05, 3F

07/24 21:42, , 4F
聽完今年的MVP感言,KD還是原來的KD
07/24 21:42, 4F

07/24 21:44, , 5F
這簡直就是批踢踢外國豪洨文拿來翻譯XDDDDD
07/24 21:44, 5F

07/25 00:13, , 6F
推而且不管什麼宗教基督教都稱邪教....
07/25 00:13, 6F

07/25 00:26, , 7F
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07/25 00:43, , 8F
推XD
07/25 00:43, 8F

07/25 06:41, , 9F
六大派決戰光明頂!!!
07/25 06:41, 9F

07/25 06:42, , 10F
Durant 你想要奪冠拼圖的話,就來北投找我吧哈哈哈
07/25 06:42, 10F

07/25 06:42, , 11F
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
07/25 06:42, 11F

07/25 07:34, , 12F
是說我記得KD不是本來是基督徒?
07/25 07:34, 12F

07/25 08:09, , 13F
給要看八卦者高潮的新聞咩xd
07/25 08:09, 13F

07/25 10:07, , 14F
推田中大實證精神
07/25 10:07, 14F

07/25 10:35, , 15F
推實證精神
07/25 10:35, 15F

07/25 11:14, , 16F
真的是very funny hahaha
07/25 11:14, 16F

07/25 11:24, , 17F
哈哈哈哈~田中大破光明頂
07/25 11:24, 17F

07/25 18:33, , 18F
推推!
07/25 18:33, 18F

07/25 21:46, , 19F
這篇太威
07/25 21:46, 19F

07/25 21:53, , 20F
推田中大的實證精神!!!
07/25 21:53, 20F

07/25 21:53, , 21F
話說,看到光明會就想到《達文西密碼》,太妙了
07/25 21:53, 21F

07/25 23:09, , 22F
不是錫安會?
07/25 23:09, 22F

07/26 09:39, , 23F
不是聖殿騎士團XD?
07/26 09:39, 23F

07/28 01:12, , 24F
推~
07/28 01:12, 24F
Elingen:轉錄至看板 NBA 08/04 22:36

08/04 23:47, , 25F
光明會是"天使與魔鬼"的劇情 不是"達文西密碼"
08/04 23:47, 25F
※ 編輯: tanaka0826 (61.64.103.2), 08/07/2014 20:15:39

10/07 05:29, , 26F
超強XDDD
10/07 05:29, 26F
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