AK-47: "For The Last Time, I'm Not Dolph Dundgren"

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AK-47: "For The Last Time, I'm Not Dolph Dundgren" 9th December, 2006 - 7:42 pm By Buster Gunning Apparently, Utah Jazz small forward Andrei Kirilenko is fed-up. "Nyet! Nyet! I am not Dolph Lundgren!" Kirilenko said on Friday. Whenever he is out in public, someone yells "Hey Dolph! I loved you in Masters of the Universe." Kirilenko is the first to admit that Mr. Lundgren portrayed a very convincing He-Man in the 1987 film classic, but he feels that his on-court achievements deserve their own recognition. "Da, it was flattering at first," Kirilenko revealed when I first asked him about the mix-up. "Russians love Dolph. I am Russian, so I of course love him very much too. "When he said 'I must break you' in Rocky IV, I really thought he was actually really going to! Very convincing; and how did Rocky win that fight, honestly. Everyone in Russia still thinks it was a total fix." Kirilenko continued to rant about Balboa's unlikely victory, and how there should be a rematch, and that it would have been impossible for Rocky to run to the top of that mountain so fast. It became clear to me that the only reason Kirilenko is distraught about being confused with Dolph is because he lost the fight. Had Dolph been victorious, it's pretty safe to say that Kirilenko would be autographing the foreheads of infant babies posing as Mr. Lundgren. Going to photo shoots shirtless and wearing red boxing shorts. "Nyet! Nyet! Russians love Dolph way more than the Germans love Hasselhoff!" Kirilenko assured me. "Can you believe Hasselhoff wore that piano scarf when he sang in front of all the Germans? Dolph would never do that, he isn't a nerd." http://www.realgm.com/src_feature/755/ 20061209/ak_47_for_the_last_time_im_not_dolph_dundgren/ -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 59.41.172.41