[爆料] Joke of the day
In Family Court, there was much confusion as to the divorced couple
who has a child, and the Judge was having a hard time deciding who
to grant custody of the child, and so, it was decided to ask the
child to see who he wanted to live with.
"well, son, do you wanna live with your momma?" the judge said;
"no your honour, she beats me" the child said;
"well son, how about your daddy? do ya wanna live with your daddy?"
the judge said;
"no your honour, he beats me too!!!" the child said;
the judge, astonished, then asked, "well, son, Who Do you wanna live with?"
the boy said, "I wanna live with the Utah Jazz!!!"
"The Utah Jazz??" "Why on Earth do you wanna live with the Utah Jazz??"
the judge said;
then, the boy said, "well, The Utah Jazz, They dont beat no one!!!"
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