[外電] For the Yankees, it's all so Chien-Min

看板CMWang (王建民 - 大樹哥)作者 (王星星)時間12年前 (2013/06/18 09:01), 編輯推噓16(16014)
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http://0rz.tw/skpVn Monday, June 17, 2013 For the Yankees, it's all so Chien-Ming Wrong Posted by el duque at 7:26 PM I understand why we let him go. If you love someone, and you are destined to only bring pain to them - like Lon Chaney or that Wolverine guy in the X-men movies - it's the only thing you can do. So we let Chien-Ming Wang go to Toronto - we just sat there at the kitchen table, trying not to cry, staring into the whiskey bottle, while he filled his duffel, walked to the door, turned one last time to give us a smile... and marched out of our lives. And we have sucked door knobs ever since. Two weeks ago, we were so knee-deep in pitching that we didn't even make Wang a counter offer. Nope. We had Vidal Nuno (now injured), Adam Warren (now in Scranton) and the emerging nation known as Michael Pineda (who pitched really well in his simulated game, I mean, Cashman says he was dealing, it might have been a shutout, one of the finest simulated games pitched all year, a quality start, no doubt) and we have Chris Bootcheck as our long man. Wow. That sounds like something Jack Nicholson would type in a Stephen King movie. Chris Bootcheck as our long man... Chris Bootcheck as our long man.Chris Bootcheck as our long man.Chris Bootcheck as our long man. Chris Bootcheck as our long man. Chris Bootcheck as our long man. Chris Bootcheck as our long man. Chris Bootcheck as our long man. Chris Bootcheck as our long man. Chris Bootcheck as our long man. Sorry about that. What the? I can't escape the font! IT'S HAPPENED: I'm stuck in a Stephen King movie! It's called "WANGSTARTER." It's about a pitcher who makes a deal with the devil; he'll make a comeback with his old team, but they throw him overboard, and he comes back as a ghost to cut off their heads. Wait: That's no movie. That's it. That's now. Chris Bootcheck IS our long man. And Chien-Ming Wang last night threw seven shutout innings for Toronto. Seven shutout innings. We should have him. Everybody knows this. He should be pitching for us. God knows this. Everybody knows this. We watched him pack his bags. We watched him walk out the door. We ran to the window and watched the cab take him to the airport. Why didn't somebody say something? Why didn't somebody stop him? Swept in Oakland. Nearly swept in Anaheim. We're never going to get another shot at Chien-Ming Wang making a comeback with the Yankees. Chris Bootcheck is our long man. Chris Bootcheck is our long man. Chris Bootcheck is our long man. Chris Bootcheck is our long man. Chris Bootcheck is our long man. 簡單翻譯:我們應該擁有王,他才剛幫多倫多投了7局無失分的比賽,但我們現在只有 Chris Bootcheck當我們的長中繼............ 我懷疑這老外也是我們PTT的鄉民~~ -- 一段將"好人卡"變成"喜帖"的愛情故事 http://goo.gl/OSMqg 脫衣秀(無圖) http://goo.gl/p3xfP -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 118.160.149.22

06/18 09:08, , 1F
前半以為在說NYY好話,後半快笑死XD
06/18 09:08, 1F

06/18 09:10, , 2F
王如果下一場再投出QS以上表現,應該會有夠多紐媒酸NYY
06/18 09:10, 2F

06/18 09:26, , 3F
Bootcheck也可以升喔?
06/18 09:26, 3F

06/18 09:41, , 4F
沒先發的位置給他不如擺3A 讓Wang長中繼對他跟球隊都是災難
06/18 09:41, 4F

06/18 09:44, , 5F
這個作者的意思是原本可以用王當先發,現在只有長中繼等
06/18 09:44, 5F

06/18 09:45, , 6F
級的Bootcheck來撐場面
06/18 09:45, 6F

06/18 09:45, , 7F
明年多花錢簽回來就好 洋基又不是沒幹過這種事XD
06/18 09:45, 7F

06/18 09:46, , 8F
如果你知道Bootcheck有多努力要上大聯盟...應該會酸不出來..
06/18 09:46, 8F

06/18 09:47, , 9F
其實洋基的做法很簡單,先放你出去,如果能證明身手,明年再捧
06/18 09:47, 9F

06/18 09:48, , 10F
難道王不努力,PTT酸王的又少了,而且作者不是酸他,是酸
06/18 09:48, 10F

06/18 09:48, , 11F
大把的美金把你簽回來,誰會和錢過意不去?何況又是第一個球隊
06/18 09:48, 11F

06/18 09:48, , 12F
現金人和洋基
06/18 09:48, 12F

06/18 10:08, , 13F
哈哈 我還真不知道哪個選手不想努力上大聯盟
06/18 10:08, 13F

06/18 10:17, , 14F
哪位選手不努力著想上大聯盟???
06/18 10:17, 14F

06/18 10:27, , 15F
陳金鋒在台灣球探觀察者裡就算是不夠努力的啊
06/18 10:27, 15F

06/18 10:37, , 16F
其實每個人都很努力的想拼上去,但畢竟我是台灣人,想支持
06/18 10:37, 16F

06/18 10:38, , 17F
王也是合乎情理的。但我不會主動去酸別人就是,因為每個人
06/18 10:38, 17F

06/18 10:38, , 18F
都很努力。但別人先開砲的話,那就是一回事了@@
06/18 10:38, 18F

06/18 11:30, , 19F
沒法度白臉愛將始終占一位
06/18 11:30, 19F

06/18 11:33, , 20F
只能希望每個努力想升大聯盟的選手, 都能把握機會站穩MLB
06/18 11:33, 20F

06/18 12:09, , 21F
如果洋基明年高薪簽王,小王小王可能為了報恩藍鳥而拒絕
06/18 12:09, 21F

06/18 12:10, , 22F
如果小王答應,可能的原因包括:熟悉?錢多?離家近?
06/18 12:10, 22F

06/18 12:10, , 23F
不知道版友比較能接受哪一個答案?
06/18 12:10, 23F

06/18 12:35, , 24F
彷彿看到2012的Wang vs Detwiler
06/18 12:35, 24F

06/18 13:12, , 25F
寧願他一直呆藍鳥...這支球隊是他的"7"
06/18 13:12, 25F

06/18 19:13, , 26F
看小王到藍鳥後煩惱住的問題有點難,除非家人離多倫多近
06/18 19:13, 26F

06/18 19:14, , 27F
有搬家之類,不然如果基基捧高薪應該會跳 但我也希望不跳~
06/18 19:14, 27F

06/18 19:14, , 28F
真要說報恩,去國民都還比較合理 =___=
06/18 19:14, 28F

06/19 00:20, , 29F
我覺得之後有機會可能還是會去國民NYY都撕破臉了
06/19 00:20, 29F

06/19 03:40, , 30F
有笑有推
06/19 03:40, 30F
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