Re: [外電] For the Yankees, it's all so Chien-Min

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※ 引述《lahabala (王星星)》之銘言： : http://0rz.tw/skpVn : Monday, June 17, 2013 : For the Yankees, it's all so Chien-Ming Wrong 對洋基來說，老王咻咻的沉球是美麗的錯誤，他不是歸人，是個過客 : Posted by el duque at 7:26 PM : I understand why we let him go. If you love someone, and you are destined to : only bring pain to them - like Lon Chaney or that Wolverine guy in the X-men : movies - it's the only thing you can do. 讓他走的原因我懂。若你真愛某人，而又注定只能給他傷痕，像朗，錢尼或X戰警中的金剛狼（手刃深愛的琴） — 這是你唯一能做的。 : So we let Chien-Ming Wang go to Toronto - we just sat there at the kitchen : table, trying not to cry, staring into the whiskey bottle, while he filled : his duffel, walked to the door, turned one last time to give us a smile... : and marched out of our lives. 所以我們讓老王去多倫多了 — 我們只是坐在廚房桌上，試著別哭，盯著威士忌空瓶，當他穿上粗呢外套，走向大門，回頭給我們最後一笑，接著走出我們的生命。 : And we have sucked door knobs ever since. 自那時起，我們不住門把吸吸。 (like this? http://ppt.cc/JLuj） : Two weeks ago, we were so knee-deep in pitching that we didn't even make Wang : a counter offer. Nope. We had Vidal Nuno (now injured), Adam Warren (now in : Scranton) and the emerging nation known as Michael Pineda (who pitched really : well in his simulated game, I mean, Cashman says he was dealing, it might : have been a shutout, one of the finest simulated games pitched all year, a : quality start, no doubt) and we have Chris Bootcheck as our long man. Wow. : That sounds like something Jack Nicholson would type in a Stephen King movie. : Chris Bootcheck as our long man... Chris Bootcheck as our long man.Chris : Bootcheck as our long man.Chris Bootcheck as our long man. Chris Bootcheck as : our long man. Chris Bootcheck as our long man. Chris Bootcheck as our long : man. Chris Bootcheck as our long man. Chris Bootcheck as our long man. Chris : Bootcheck as our long man. 兩週前，我們的投手淹腳目，以至於沒給老王合約。沒有！我們有Vidal Nuno(傷兵中), Adam Warren(現在在小聯盟) 還有新興國家Michael Pineda (在模擬賽中表現超棒，我是說，現金人說他是個好交易，那場很可能可以完封，是整年度最贊的模擬賽之一了，一場優質先發，無疑的。)而且我們還有Chris Bootcheck作咱的長中繼，Chris Bootcheck當長中繼，Chris Bootcheck是長中繼，Chris Bootcheck喜長中繼，Chris Bootcheck素長中繼，Chris Bootcheck洗長中繼，Chris Bootcheck宿長中繼，Chris Bootcheck是長中繼， Chris Bootcheck似長中繼，Chris Bootcheck似長中繼。 : Sorry about that. What the? I can't escape the font! IT'S HAPPENED: I'm stuck : in a Stephen King movie! It's called "WANGSTARTER." It's about a pitcher who : makes a deal with the devil; he'll make a comeback with his old team, but : they throw him overboard, and he comes back as a ghost to cut off their : heads. Wait: That's no movie. That's it. That's now. Chris Bootcheck IS our : long man. And Chien-Ming Wang last night threw seven shutout innings for : Toronto. Seven shutout innings. We should have him. Everybody knows this. He : should be pitching for us. God knows this. Everybody knows this. We watched : him pack his bags. We watched him walk out the door. We ran to the window and : watched the cab take him to the airport. Why didn't somebody say something? : Why didn't somebody stop him? Swept in Oakland. Nearly swept in Anaheim. : We're never going to get another shot at Chien-Ming Wang making a comeback : with the Yankees. Chris Bootcheck is our long man. : Chris Bootcheck is our long man. : Chris Bootcheck is our long man. : Chris Bootcheck is our long man. : Chris Bootcheck is our long man. 對不起我失態了。WTF，我無法停止那串文字！這真的發生了：我陷入史蒂芬金的驚悚片！叫"先發之王"(Wangstarter應該是借Firestarter勢如破竹的梗，劇情是焚毀監禁的實驗室成功復仇）一部關於一個與惡魔交易的投手；他將在他的母隊再起，卻被母隊交易到敵隊，於是他如鬼般回歸將母隊成員一一斷頭。等等，這不是電影。這是真的，現正發生的。 Chris Bootcheck“是”我們的長中繼。而老王昨晚為藍鳥投出七局無失分的比賽。整整七局完封。我們應該有他的。每個人都知道這點。他應該為我們投球。上帝也知道。每個人都知道。我們看著他打包。我們看著他離去。我們從窗外看Taxi載他駛向飛機翼。為何沒人出來說句話？為何沒人阻止他離去？在奧克蘭我們被橫掃，差點在安吶喊（天使隊主場）也被橫掃。我們再也不會有另一個機會看老王於洋基再起。Chris Bootcheck是我們的長中繼。 Chris Bootcheck是我們的長中繼 Chris Bootcheck是我們得長中繼 Chris Bootcheck是我們地長中繼 Chris Bootcheck是我們底長中繼 : 簡單翻譯：我們應該擁有王，他才剛幫多倫多投了7局無失分的比賽，但我們現在只有 : Chris Bootcheck當我們的長中繼............ : 我懷疑這老外也是我們PTT的鄉民~~ -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 115.80.29.184

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