Re: [心得] 鐵人與普通人的對話

看板Ironman (鐵人三項)作者jwchao (小掐)時間14年前 (2010/12/21 13:47)推噓9(9推 0噓 3→)

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其實GDvsDL的版本已經很正確了，小弟補足一些小地方，還請各位指教。 Do you want to go and get some dinner? It's six o'clock. 你想要一起去吃晚餐嗎？已經六點了。 I can't. I have to go home to get to sleep. 不行耶！我要回家睡覺。 It's six o'clock. You are thirty-eight years old. Why the hell do you have to go home and go to sleep? 現在才六點，你今年38歲，他XX的為什麼要現在回家睡覺？ I'm training for an Ironman. 我正在為Ironman賽事訓練。 What the hell is an Ironman? 他XX的這個Ironman是什麼？ An Ironman is a 2.4 mile swim, then a 112 mile bike ride, then a full 26.2 mile marathon. All within 17 hours. Ironman是游泳2.4英里、自行車112英里、然後再跑一個26.2英里的全程馬拉松，時限17小時。 What the fuck is wrong with you? 你他XXD的是頭腦燒壞了嗎？ Nothing. This is fun for me. I have to go to sleep now so I can get up at four in the morning and train. 沒有，對我來說這很好玩。我現在要回家睡覺了，這樣我才能在早上四點起床訓練。 You get up at four in the morning? 你早上四點起床？ Six days a week. On Mondays I sleep until six a.m. 每週六天，星期一我會睡到六點。 You're mentally retarded. So you go to sleep at seven p.m. every night? 你智障啊？所以你每天晚上七點就睡覺？ Pretty much. 差不多啦！ How along do you train for this Ironman? 你要為這個Ironman訓練多久？（這邊應該是How long，原本key-in的人應該是打錯了） For about six months. 大約六個月。 You realize you are not going to have sex with anyone for six months. 所以你很明白你六個月之內不會有性生活？ It is OK because I will be an Ironman. 沒關係，因為我會成為Ironman。 So do you win money for finishing this Ironman? 所以你完成這個Ironman會有獎金嗎？ No. Only the winners win money. I pay seven hundred dollars to register. Then I have to buy a plane ticket and fly there, and spend money to ship my bike there, and spend money for a hotel. But this is worth it. I will be an Ironman. 不會，只有部分的贏家會有獎金。我要付700美金報名，然後我得買機票飛到比賽地點，花錢把我的單車運到那邊，再花錢住宿。但這一切都是值得的，我會成為一位Ironman。 So you spend lots of money, and never go out at night, not get laid for six months, all because you are going to sleep at seven p.m. every night, so you can call yourself something that no one else would ever be stupid enough to do? 所以你花一大筆錢，六個月的時間晚上不出門，沒有性生活，都是因為你要在晚上七點上床睡覺，然後你就可以稱呼你自己是一個世界上不會有人蠢到去努力成為的那個Ironman？ But I will be an Ironman. 但是我會成為Ironman。 You are an idiot. 你是白癡。 I have to go home and go to sleep now. If you would like to join me at four thirty in the morning for a bike ride, that would be fun. 我現在要回家睡覺了，如果你想要在早上四點半和我一起去騎單車的話，那會很有趣的。 There's nothing fun about four thirty in the morning. You are truly insane. 早上四點半沒有有趣的東西，你真的瘋了。 Perhaps you would like to go for a run with me on Tuesday. Then have a protein shake afterwards. 或者你週二的時候會想要和我一起去跑步，然後喝杯高蛋白補充品。 We could do that. What time on Tuesday? 那還可以，星期二幾點？ Four forty-five in the morning. 早上四點四十五分。 Screw you. I'm going to dinner now. 去死吧！我要去吃晚餐了。 -- 職業病 -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 210.240.121.100