Re: [轉貼自HC] 關於湖人，你必須知道的十件事

看板Lakers (洛杉磯湖人)作者Eiichirou (水曜日的情事)時間19年前 (2006/12/09 20:19)推噓12(12推 0噓 0→)

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: 我只知道有八件 : 另外兩件是不是自掰的 i don't know 中英文整理　修改部分內容 8 things you should know about Lakers By Kwame Brown (As told to Sam Alipour) 關於湖人，你必須知道的10件事 Kwame Brown 1. Denzel is the man "Denzel Washington is the coolest of our celebrity fans. He's always there. Smush Parker talks to him a lot because they both went to Fordham. And Ronny Turiaf gets starstruck, especially with girls. Like the girl from Girlfriends with the big eyes and Arfo. Of course, she got all of us excited." 1. Denzel是最好的。 "Denzel Washington是我們的明星球迷裏最酷的一個。他總到現場看球。Smush經常能和他說話，因為他們都是Fordham大學的。Ronny Turiaf也總能得到明星的青睞，特別是女孩。比如說《Girlfriends》裏那個大眼睛，留著小爆炸頭的女孩，當然，他讓我們每個人都很興奮。" 2. Luke is gaining on Kobe. "Kobe gets the most love from the ladies. He's definitely No. 1. But Luke Walton is a close second. I have no idea why. I think he's ugly as hell, but they fall down when they see him: 'Luke, oh, my god!'" 2. Luke正在趕超Kobe。 "Kobe能得到最多女生的愛，他絕對是第一。但是Luke和他之間的差距很小。我不知道這是為什麼。我覺得他簡直醜得沒法再醜了，但是她們每次見到他都被他俘獲：'Luke ，哦，上帝！'" 3. Once a Laker, always a Laker. "It's a family. Laker alumni are everywhere. Kurt Rambis, Magic─although I'm not quite sure what he does. I'm closest with Kareem. He's always talking to me and Andrew Bynum and anyone who will listen, teaching us post moves, how to score out of this offense, how to be patient, ducking in. Any help you need ." 3. 一日為湖人，終生為湖人。 "我們就像一個大家庭。曾經在這裏效力的球員到處都是。Kurt Rambis, Magic--儘管我不太知道他做些什麼。我和Kareem的關係最密切。他總是和我還有Andrew Bynum以及所有願意聽他說話的人說話。他教我們內線的動作，怎麼在這種進攻體系下得分，怎樣保持耐心，擠到內線……任何你需要的幫助。"（這小子居然不提Mitch…不怕沒有續約嗎？） 4. And it's good to be a Laker. "Being here─and winning─open doors, Literally. You get into any club. And you get more opportunity. Like Lamar Odom─he's got a record company and a movie company. LO's our most Hollywood player. He goes to parties, but he doesn't hook us up. He just tells us about them." 4. 做一個湖人很好。 "在這裏－贏球－打開門。基本上就是，只要你走進一家俱樂部，你就能得到比別人更多的機會。比如說Lamar Odom--他有一個唱片公司和一個電影公司。LO是我們這最好萊塢的球員。他經常到不同的party去玩，但是他從來不喊我們。只是告訴我們那些party上的事情。" 5. We have language issues... "Sasha Vujacic always says strange things. Then there's Vlad Radmanovic. He'll say something, then he's like, 'You understand, Kwame?' I'm like, 'Man, I don't understand a thing you say. 'So he'll talk in his language, I'm like, 'What was that about? 'He says, 'You don't understand my English, I thought i'd try my language.'" 5. 我們存在語言障礙… 　　"Sasha Vujacic總是說一些奇怪的東西。然後我們還有Vlad Radmanovic。他總是說一些東西，然後問：'Kwame，聽懂了嗎？'我說：'夥計，我根本不知道你在說什麼。'然後他就用自己的語言開始說話。我就說：'你在幹嗎呢？'他說：'你聽不懂我的英語，那我就只好換種語言啦……'" 6. And music issues. "We argue about music all the time. But if you talk bad about 50 cents, LO is going to kill you. He loves 50 and Jay-Z. It'll be a battle." 6. 我們還有音樂衝突。 "我們總在關於音樂的問題上爭論不休。但是你如果說了50cent的壞話，LO可不會饒了你。他愛50 cent和Jay-Z。這會是一場戰爭。" 7. Nicknames? We got plenty. "We call Brian Cook 'Columbine.' Not nice, but he's crazy; any moment, he can snap and start pushing people. Andrew Bynum is 'Socks' because he once wore his in the shower. Aaron Mckie is 'Blue.' He says it's from childhood. I think it's because he's so dark." 7. 外號？我們有一大堆。 "我們叫Brian Cook '哥倫拜'（美國著名校園槍擊案的學校）。這個名字不太好，但是他真的很瘋狂。他隨時都會腦袋抽筋，然後開始推搡別人；Andrew Bynum的叫'襪子' ，因為有一次他穿著襪子就去洗澡了。而Aaron McKie叫'Blue'。他說那是他兒時就有的外號，我覺得那是因為他很陰鬱的緣故。（Blue有憂鬱的意思）" 8. We're not in middle school─we just act like it. "Coach has this rule in practice that you can't shoot after the whistle, so we always try to trick each other. I'll be like. 'Yo, Luke, I'll give you $100 if you make this. 'Then I'll tell on him.It's worth it because he has to pay a fine." 8. 我們不是中學生--我們只是表現的像中學生而已。"教練規定在每次訓練的時候，哨聲響起就不能再投籃，所以我們總是盡可能設法算計別人。比如我會說，'嘿，Luke，如果你這球進了，我給你100美元。'然後我就會告發他，這很值得，因為他得被罰款。" 9. 用你的原力。 "Jordan Farmar是隊裏最大的星戰迷。每當我們談論女人的時候，他總會說Leia公主有多性感（居然和Chandler和Ross有一樣的嗜好。。。）。他在罰球的時候總是希望靠 '原力'把球導引進籃框。" 10. 多才的禪師。 "很多人都不知道，其實Phil才是我們隊裡Xbox的NBA 2K7之王。他曾經有過60場連勝，直到Sasha打敗了他。第二天，Sasha在對活塞的比賽裏坐了整場的板凳。" -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 218.160.187.138