Re: [情報] 科比認為是跟腱撕裂:這太糟糕了,太糟糕已回收

看板NBA (美國籃球)作者 (airandy41)時間12年前 (2013/04/13 17:42), 編輯推噓41(1056452)
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※ 引述《s66449 (老實樣)》之銘言: : http://voice.hupu.com/nba/1383552.html : 科比認為是跟腱撕裂:這太糟糕了,太糟糕了 : 。 : “我做了一個動作,這個動作我已經做過100萬次了,然後就覺得跟腱'啪'的一聲。“我 : 不能(堅持下去),我(當時在場上)不能走路,我嘗試發一些力,但就是不行……太悲 : 哀了!” : 盲人在場邊聽科比打球,聽到啪一聲,於是默默的說:科比跟腱撕裂了。 但大家都知道跟腱撕裂的科比還是可以打鐵的,因此仍然在場上奮戰。 過不久,盲人又聽到啪一聲,於是默默的說:科比另一條跟腱撕裂了。 盲人搖了搖頭,因為他知道兩條跟腱撕裂的科比,是沒辦法在場上打鐵了... 盲人搖了搖頭,默默的回到飯店。 就在準備就寢之際,盲人聽到了 啪啪啪~ 啪啪啪~ 啪啪啪~ 的聲響 盲人嘴角上揚,默默的說: 黑曼巴出閘啦!! 黑曼巴在發力啦!!! -- -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 36.225.148.61 airandy41:轉錄至看板 joke 04/13 17:43

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這殺毀XDD
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XDDDDDD 這個讚XDDDD
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樓下請給分
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這洨啦......
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雨八
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原來這就是酸酸的水準 金摳聯
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呵呵
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拿受傷的人開玩笑很沒品 lbj受傷,我也沒有繼續酸
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幽默
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自己轉joke是哪招...
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雖然同情kobe受傷了,但我真的有笑lol
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你不如說 黑人嘴角上揚:我也斷過阿基里斯腱
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友情支援 不過真的很難笑
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......
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勇敢!!你老媽在啪啪啪,你也公開出來~~
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LAODA~~~>///////////<
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有笑有推XDDDDD
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下流當風流 無趣當有趣 爛梗當幽默
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酸酸水準由此可見
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我笑了,讚
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酸民的老媽都高潮了~~
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您真幽默
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最後一句刪掉
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喲,有人開始扯人父母了,水準超高
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我大笑 這什麼啦
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XXXXDDDD
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把家裡的事說出來,給推~~
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應該是哀矜勿喜, 可是最近這幾場黑成這樣, 突然覺得
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有笑有推XD
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剛好而已.
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不酸受傷的人
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原po用心大家都看到了,讓大家緩緩悲傷的情緒
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是家事給推。希望給錄音檔~~
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......
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原po的老媽是妓女嗎? 真幽默呵呵
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雖然是肺紋但是笑了給推
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還有 142 則推文
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XDD有笑有推
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唉 迷迷水準只剩下漫罵跟問候對方老媽
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這是托福的聽力測驗嗎??
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有笑有推
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雖然我是科酸 但這三洨啦
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J3洨 台灣水準真是悲哀.....
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哈哈
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^^
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好笑在哪
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NBA版水準就是這樣 這種低能文還一堆推 可悲
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酸然我愛酸科比 但這篇實在是.........
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拜託 做人基本的道理都不懂嗎? 祝Kobe早日康復
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XD
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雖然我討厭KOBE 但我不喜歡球員受傷 給箭頭
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討噓?
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落井下石欠噓
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哈哈哈
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低能文
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抱歉我真的笑不出來
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.....
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我是不喜歡kobe,但有點品吧
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好笑嗎 落井下石的人
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XDD
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唉...
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真沒水準 像迷迷水準就高多了 值得大家學習~
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沒救了
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呵呵
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無聊
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FUNNY
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頗呼
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純推啪啪啪
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老梗 可是我笑了
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XDDDDDDDDD
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啪啪啪xd
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xdddddddddddd
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有笑有推XD
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很酸!但是酸的好好笑
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