[外絮] 女星欣賞Bosh:他就像一位特殊的王子已回收

看板NBA (美國籃球)作者 (隨遇而安)時間13年前 (2013/05/20 11:35), 編輯推噓61(62133)
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波什是一個很有趣的人。他是世界級的搶鏡大師,總能逗人發笑。他很幽默,又有神秘感 ,喜歡看書,打得一手好籃球。 最近,在美劇《公園與休憩》中擔當角色的演員Aubrey Plaza就頻繁在推特上呼喚波什, 希望引起他的注意力。 BOSSSSSHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! “波什!!!!!!!!”——2013年4月2日 Chris boshhhhh stop ignoring meeee “克里斯-波什,不要再忽視我了”——2013年2月11日 HAPPYBIRTHDAY @chrisbosh!!! Never forget that I BIRTHED YOU “生日快樂@波什!!!不要忘了是我生你了”——2013年3月26日 BOSHHHHHH!!!! I AM YOUR MOTHERRRRRRRR “波什!!!!我是你媽媽”——2013年4月2日 有記者就聯繫過她,探尋她這樣幾乎有些瘋狂的舉動背後的原因。 You tweet about Chris Bosh all the time. How come? What got you started on it? 問:你老是在發關於波什的推特?為什麼?你的動機是? Well, there are no professional teams from Delaware … and I started watching the Heat and just sensed something unique about Bosh. He is like a special prince. 答:我們特拉華州沒有職業球隊,我就開始看熱火了。我在波什身上感覺到了一些特質, 他就像個特殊的王子。 Seems like you might have developed some special romantic feelings for him. If so, what is it that makes you so attracted to him? 問:波什身上哪一點如此吸引你? He is intelligent and cultured. He attends fashion shows, drinks fine wine and is well read. Most importantly, he descends from the untainted Zalrythian bloodline through his ancestors Ajaqq The Merciless and Bilimu The Enslaver Of All Lizard Peoples. 答:他很聰明,修養很高、他參加時尚展,喝酒有品位,飽讀詩書。 Have you ever heard anything, directly or indirectly, from Bosh or his people? 問:你有直接或間接聽過波什說話嗎? Only in my dreams. 答:只在我夢中。 In one tweet you say, “BOSHH I KNOW YOU DID ITTTT #chrisbosh”. What, exactly, did he do? Are you aware of something the rest of us aren’t? 問:在一條推特中,你說,“波什我知道你能做到。”他具體做到了什麼?你知道一些我 們不知道的事情嗎? Bosh hit a game-winning jump shot against the Spurs. He was playing without LeBron and Wade and proved how clutch he is. I was showing my appreciation for his heroics. 答:在對陣馬刺的比賽中,波什命中了絕殺球。那場比賽沒有勒布朗和韋德,這證明了他 是關鍵先生。我是在展示對他神勇表現的欣賞。 Say you’re given five minutes alone with him. What would you say? What would you like for him to know? 問:如果有5分鐘和波什獨處的機會。你會說什麼?你想要他知道什麼? "Bosh, look at me. No, look me straight in the eye. Yes, like that. Now listen … never change. Be true to yourself and know that every night I send fireballs of strength and victory across the country, straight from my bedroom to yours. Now go to sleep." 答:波什,看著我。不,看著我的眼睛。就是這樣。聽著,永遠不要改變你自己。真實對 待自己,知道每個晚上,我都會將你的力量和勝利傳遍全國。現在,你可以去睡覺了。 這些言論看上去和NBA任何其他球員都是不兼容的,但完美適合波什。因為波什和聯盟其 他球員是完全不同的。 http://voice.hupu.com/nba/1418024.html -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 114.40.104.35

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龍騎士
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這女的有點怪 XD
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張飛迷
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應該有30CM
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呱呱
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這女的本來就瘋瘋癲癲的 之前拍wow廣告就這樣xd
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恐龍王子.....
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這種球迷其實很恐怖....
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特殊的神奇寶貝 去吧!翼手龍
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狂推BOSH的魅力 GOOD!!
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鳥人就是被LA的女球迷陷害的 在對湖人開打之前
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Bosh:看我的地球上投...
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Wade-女高中生 Bosh-女演員 LeBron-?
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影片中她說她從沒有假裝" "高潮
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俞秀蓮喔
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身價上漲了 哈
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幹最後那句你可以洗洗睡了害我笑到不行 太跳tone了
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推Bosh媽! 母親節快樂!
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額額額額額額額額額額額
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Bosh變成美國王識賢
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Bosh你可以去睡覺了.......
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迅猛龍王子
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應該是脖控
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他是我看過最像龍王的龍王
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美國王識賢XDDD
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這mv可以看出這女的平常的作風XD
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鴕鳥王子
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現在,你可以去睡覺了。(我隨後就來...)
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LBJ..剩我沒有@
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.........有點可怕的查某
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LBJ:幹 為什麼我都沒有女人緣啊 天啊!!!難道只能甲甲
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母豬模式 ON!~
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肖A XDD
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沒女人緣沒關係 但是千萬別去強暴
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真的沒有美國女人去色誘LBJ嗎...
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滿可愛的XD
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MV 應該跟該女星平常的作風沒啥關係吧? :P 那比較相
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關於樂團或 MV 導演的作風.... 看了一下此女星的資料
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她除了演戲, 還有在表演 stand-up comedy; 那些推文
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還蠻像 stand-up comedian 會有的風格啊! :P
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好像在八卦板對宅男女神意淫的分屍推文一樣...
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誰去拜託老大來教訓一下這頭發情的母豬好嗎
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他又沒去騷擾bosh哪來母豬,不就炒話題
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身高210以上,但搶不到籃板的王子,快,LBJ去幫我搶
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Aubrey Plaza就超級大怪咖阿~ 但我愛她!!
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Lizard Peoples XD
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我想到那個Bosh是外星王子的動畫XDDD
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呱呱呱
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長得不錯...Bosh真爽
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人帥真好..(咦)
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modic最近沒看比賽呴
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原來是P&R的April小姐,偷推一下公園與休憩
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可能大家都習慣於LBJ這麼強了XD
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臉型很像ce人
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LBJ哭哭了
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她在P&R中是演每天都天馬行空的怪怪女
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好險不是欣賞kobe
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不正 PASS
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LBJ比較帥
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火蜥蜴這麼威?
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女版龍騎士XDDDD
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= =
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瓜呱
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LBJ 母猩猩(?) 玩笑話=ˇ="
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"特殊"
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的確很特殊 種族少見XD
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蜥蜴人那段翻出來就知道她在惡搞了
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反觀LBJ約吃飯被拒絕
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假摔王子
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不知是真醉還是做笑果 http://ppt.cc/aLDU
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聒聒
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雖然感覺怪怪的還是替BOSH開心
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珍惜生命 遠離毒品
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青蛙王子
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三弟:終於輪到我啦...吼~~~~
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BOSHHHHHH!!!! I AM YOUR MOTHERRRRRRRR
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幹譙龍
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哇嗚~
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滿正的 但感覺有特殊癖好
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借轉MIAMI
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TheBatman:轉錄至看板 MiamiHeat 05/20 15:37

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呱呱呱呱呱呱呱呱呱呱呱呱呱呱呱呱呱呱
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Wade-女高中生找去畢舞 Bosh-女明星告白
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Lebron-奧運約女選手吃飯被打槍
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想賺外快吧
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根本神經病啊XDDD
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super009 逗小朋友那邊讓我笑翻了
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小潘潘
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原來是演歪小子史考特的那隻
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怪喀!
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蜥蜴人
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safety not guaranteed
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滿正的 但感覺有特殊癖好XD
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很正啊~~~
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